Machine's do's and don'ts - The do's and don'ts in a relationship - Page 4

Definition · 06-18-2005, 09:38 AM

Damn, you guys suck, talking about love?

Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts...

Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.

Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls.

Edited By blanka09 on 1119384992

Venomous-Ninja · 06-18-2005, 11:07 AM

You are one idiotic person, this is a serious topic and if you can't relise that then just stay out of this topic, oh and alot of the people who posted in here don't call women hoes. (Sorry for some spelling)

Definition · 06-18-2005, 11:15 AM

Idiotic, lol, first of all learn how to use words in a sentence, wait, do you even know how to make a sentence?

I'm probably the most mature person in this thread, not to mention one of the smartest. Anyhow, that isn't the case, I'm just posting my point-of-view towards most females I know.

Calling girls Hoes? Most of them are, have you not noticed? The girl I choose to marry won't be one of them, that's another story though.

Anyhow take your ass somewhere with that sh!t.

MasterX05 · 06-18-2005, 09:06 PM

Here is a really DO!

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>MAKE SURE HER EX-BOYFRIEND IS GONE!</span>

Trust me on this I knew he was begging her back and leaving messages on her cell phone. (crying) begging her to come back and that he truly loves her and claims that I doesn't. And allways says we can work it out. But what get me is when I want to go to the movies with her *Today* I call and she tells me she's with him. :baaa: Yeah she came crawling back to him, which is why im bout to break up with her. :colgate: Nope no more of her lame bs excuss. And hell no MasterX does not share girls.

Edited By MasterX05 on 1119154115

SBYRD5 · 06-19-2005, 04:17 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="Definition"]Damn, you guys suck, talking about love?

Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts...

Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.
Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.

Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls.[/quote]
I agree 100%...

Most girls lately I've meet are only good for this...certian toilet tissue brands have had more value to me...*sigh*

There are some good girls don't get me wrong...I plan to marry one...her name is..

ESPN. :biggrin:

We've been going steady lately....yo should I make it a long term relationship?

Edited By SBYRD5 on 1119180182

machine1 · 06-20-2005, 05:44 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="SBYRD5"][/quote]

Quote:

There are some good girls don't get me wrong...I plan to marry one...her name is..

ESPN.

We've been going steady lately....yo should I make it a long term relationship?

lmfao!!!!!!!! :laugh: that's a good one lol...... i like the sense of humor.....

Quote:

MAKE SURE HER EX-BOYFRIEND IS GONE!

lol don't worry masterx, you'll find another girl.... if worst comes to worst...find the guy....kill him.....lol :

:

Quote:

Meet the hoe.
Phuck the hoe.
Leave the hoe.

lmao!!

sure if ya want a one night stand...go ahead

Quote:

.Never tell them that you masterbate or any sick thing like that

lol!!!! why would anyone mention somethin like that..... :dontgetit:

Quote:

Haha this is GREAT! This will work if you want to get girls in 7th grade and maybe High School. Let me know when you REALLY want to meet and get woman. Almost none of this will work in the real world.

warmor, i know you're older than most people here and have more experience, but this stuff does work....its all true.... sure this stuff applies to when ur in your highschool days...but even in your 20's you can use this stuff.....and i can see that you're in your 20's.... and how will none of it work....most of what i said is common sense...like paying for a girl and being a gentleman...... you should be able to relate to things that i mentioned....you were in highschool not too long ago....

Warmor · 06-21-2005, 01:09 PM

Well it's been 4 years. Things actually changed dramatically after the first year even. Some of it is good, but to spark the prmial instinct of attraction there is more to it then the obvious.

SBYRD5 · 06-23-2005, 10:17 AM

Yo yo

Just grap some "Tag" body spray....you'll be "tagging" in no time...

yo just look.. :huh2:

*sprays wrist*

*girl moans*

See :love:

machine1 · 06-27-2005, 04:33 AM

lmao!! sbyrd.... if only it were that easy

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
War machine - ....	$ilent K!ller	Banners, Avatars and Images	5	04-11-2005 09:46 AM
The way back machine	KingofStreetfighter101	Links	2	08-12-2004 04:58 PM
War machine	RedEyedWolfen	RaNdOm iNsAnItY	12	05-10-2004 06:57 PM
Iron man vs war machine	jtd	General Comments and Strategies	4	05-17-2003 08:49 AM
who is War Machine? - War Machine/Iron Man	goldfinger	General Comments and Strategies	7	12-12-2001 10:36 AM

06-18-2005, 09:38 AM	#31
Definition Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 41 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Damn, you guys suck, talking about love? Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts... Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls. Edited By blanka09 on 1119384992 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Definitions/Definition.gif[/img:sig_uid]

06-18-2005, 11:07 AM	#32
Venomous-Ninja Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 284 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	You are one idiotic person, this is a serious topic and if you can't relise that then just stay out of this topic, oh and alot of the people who posted in here don't call women hoes. (Sorry for some spelling) __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://tinypic.com/9sh4hw.gif[/img:sig_uid]

06-18-2005, 11:15 AM	#33
Definition Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 41 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Idiotic, lol, first of all learn how to use words in a sentence, wait, do you even know how to make a sentence? I'm probably the most mature person in this thread, not to mention one of the smartest. Anyhow, that isn't the case, I'm just posting my point-of-view towards most females I know. Calling girls Hoes? Most of them are, have you not noticed? The girl I choose to marry won't be one of them, that's another story though. Anyhow take your ass somewhere with that sh!t. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a328/Definitions/Definition.gif[/img:sig_uid]

06-18-2005, 09:06 PM	#34
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Here is a really DO! <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>MAKE SURE HER EX-BOYFRIEND IS GONE!</span> Trust me on this I knew he was begging her back and leaving messages on her cell phone. (crying) begging her to come back and that he truly loves her and claims that I doesn't. And allways says we can work it out. But what get me is when I want to go to the movies with her Today I call and she tells me she's with him. :baaa: Yeah she came crawling back to him, which is why im bout to break up with her. :colgate: Nope no more of her lame bs excuss. And hell no MasterX does not share girls. Edited By MasterX05 on 1119154115 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.

06-19-2005, 04:17 AM	#35
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Definition"]Damn, you guys suck, talking about love? Sh!t here is my do's and don'ts... Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Meet the hoe. Phuck the hoe. Leave the hoe. Basically, this is me on a daily routine with girls.[/quote] I agree 100%... Most girls lately I've meet are only good for this...certian toilet tissue brands have had more value to me...sigh There are some good girls don't get me wrong...I plan to marry one...her name is.. ESPN. :biggrin: We've been going steady lately....yo should I make it a long term relationship? Edited By SBYRD5 on 1119180182

06-21-2005, 01:09 PM	#37
Warmor Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Project Z Posts: 1,821 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well it's been 4 years. Things actually changed dramatically after the first year even. Some of it is good, but to spark the prmial instinct of attraction there is more to it then the obvious. __________________ If I don't respond to any IM's, I'm at work, so josh.maxwell@brinker.com, and I can e-mail you back almost immediatly. [img:sig_uid]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/warmor/warmorsig1.gif[/img:sig_uid] Created by: TremulantX

06-23-2005, 10:17 AM	#38
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yo yo Just grap some "Tag" body spray....you'll be "tagging" in no time... yo just look.. :huh2: sprays wrist girl moans See :love:

06-27-2005, 04:33 AM	#39
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lmao!! sbyrd.... if only it were that easy __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....