The |p.a.c| crew competition - Calling all pissheads!

[(X-F)Xavier]

Lets see this happened about a month ago or so. Me and my boy Matt went to this party down in perry hall. We were going to this girl Jessica's house because she was supposed to throw some bad ass partys. We get there and its a decent party and around about 11pm we had all gotten laid or were getting laid that very moment. Then the guy told matt that the girl he just fliped had aids. And right then and there matt pissed himself. IT was the funniest poop ever and then to find out 10 minutes later that she didnt even have aids. So then of course matt is pissed off and wants to leave and just poop around at his friend scott's house and ride Dirt bikes. So were just like alright. Scott has 20 acres of property and he has this big pond that is dried out and its great to go in it and come up out of it using it as a ramp. Im on my Race style blaster 4wheeler and my friend is on his 250 yahama. Scott was inside. We kept goin in and out of the pond and matt just kept falling and i just kept running into things so it was pretty funny
but then we went out to the road and started to race people up to 60 mph. Well we were having a hell of a time and we actually beat a few kids in honda civics because My 4wheeler engine was rebuilt by dirt first and it was turned into a race 4 wheeler so its top speed was 115 on road and my friend had a race yamaha 250 which went about 80. We raced a poop load of people and we lost most of the times but then of course the cops had to come along and see us on the road and then they came after us and we just ditched it into the woods and go to scotts house and put the quad runner and the bike in the garage and then the cops knocked on the door and we are all drunk as poop and under 21 and scared poopless and we answer the door and the cops are like. Are your parents home and they really werent they were in florida for a trip. So we told them no and they just said that they wanted to warn us because their was 2 suspects on a dirt bike and a 4wheeler by here and we believe they were armed. So after that the cops left and we are just sitting there like having a stroke because the cops came. Anyway 2 hours later we just drank a bit more then laughed it over and made jokes about it. We realized the cops thought we were armed when we were riding because of our bb guns. They look and feel exactly like guns and are made out of metal. They have a actual clip and they cock like a real gun. but they fire plastic bb's and we were shooting each other with them as we were riding. Anyway the next day bad hang over but we did have some good news. The girl jessica her house was raided by the cops and almost everyone who was there was arrested. So it turns out we were glad matt had decided to leave. So that is it. That is the only crazy story i really have for you guys. The rest of the times we just got drunk and laid and that was pretty much it.