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[SSJKarma]

just so you guys know... there is a rule against going off topic... you guys seems to have forgotten it since everyone just go off topic in all fliping topic i see in RI !

you know TarkanX was rgiht by saying us that RI had no purpose these days.
you guys make it lame.
the guy tries to make a tpic for fun. you guys flame, diss or even bullpoop him for the simple fun of destroyin his topic. be real guys, you don't like his thread, then fliping don't post in it !

now to get into the topic itself...
this is RANDOM INSANITY...
where is the random speak in asking about BASEBALL ?
where is the insanity of speaking baseball ?

now guys, please get back on topic.

hey i got a joke for all of ya....
there was that man looking thru a golf competition, one of the women comes in, shot the ball, but it gets down on the man, which fumble to the ground holding his crotch. the women can't believe she shot down the man instead of the hole, so she just go at him. and tell him that she will ease his pain, she is a specialist in massages.

So she unzip the guys short and start massaging him the thing.
WOMEN :"Is that better ?"
MAN :"Yeah, but my thumb still hurts !"

*drum going off*

hey here's another one...

The doctor looks at its patient, an old men... he gives him a bottle. he then says, i will need you to fill this with your sperm. so the old man gets home...

he tries with the left hand, doesn't works, he tries with the right hand doesn't work, he ask his wife. tries with the right hand, doest work, the left hand, doesn't work, with both hands, still doesn't works. they asks the madam next door. she tries with the left hand, doesn't work the right hand doesn't work, both hands, still doesn't work, she even try with her teeths, doesn't work without her teeths doesn't work either.

the next morning, in the doctors office, the doctors ask why is the bottle still empty
the old man answers by saying the whole story.
the doctors surprised:"You even asked the neibors !"
OLD MAN:"Yeah, whatever we did, we never were able to open that bottle !"

*Drum goes off again*

[~Mastermax~]

hah that second one is funny, i got one simular to it, but it's a little long.

This guy went to get a physical, and the doctor ask him to pee into a cup, and with modern technology he just pours it into a machine that tells him whats wrong with the patient.
so he pees in the cup and the doctor pours it in, and the machine tells him he has tennis elbow.

He objects by saying that he never plays tennis so how could he have a tennis elbow, the doctor is puzzled too so he tells him to go home and pee into the cup and bring it back tommorrow.

so he goes hometo pee in the cup, but he got got offended by the machine for being wrong so he wanted to screw it up, so he pees into the cup, puts some oil from his car into the cup, has his wife and daughter piss into it, then he masturbates into it.

he goes back the next day and the doctor pours it into the machine again, and he gets a big long read out. and it reads:
your car needs it's oil changed, your wife is cheating on you, your daughter is pregnent, and your tennis elbow is going to get worse if you keep jacking off like that!

[Ludacris]

lol........liking those jokes.........yo who was for the Red Sox? I know I was and they won man! they beat the Yankees........ killed them bastards lol....... came back from 0-3 deficit to win the serie........ first team in MLB history to do that......... do people have any comments on that?!

[`Crystal]

THe red sox won 10-3 lol dats funni

Losts of ppls lost bets in my school today

[gameboymaster]

[color=#000000ost_uid5]Here is a funny clip that I like(2 of them):

A funny non-porn clip

Something funny and no porn

The second clip my be boring first, but look at the ending and it will be funny.[/colorost_uid5]