Jokes - Only funny ones

[stjames 2.0]

theres these 3 guys that are on a ship and the get caputred by pirates and then they said that we will let you go if you do what we say and so he tells the first one go in to the forest and get 10 apples and then he goes and then he tells thr 2 guy to go get mangos and then he goes and he told the 3 guy to go get....... cant tell you that part and then the first comes back and says ok got them and the pirates say you got to stick the apples up your but and so he does it and theres 10 apples so he says ok so 1.....2.......3......4........5.....6 and he dies and then 2 guy comes with mangos and he says stick them up your but and he says ok 1.............2..............3.............4...... .......5..........6..........7..........
.......8................9..........and he dies and he goes to heven and sees the 1 guy and the 1 guy say why did you die for you almst did it he said i saw the 3 guy come with watermelons oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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