Really funny story.... - .......

iori · 04-12-2003, 09:48 AM

Chapter 2: I bet you can't.

The scene is a large field of tall grass as far as the eye can see, only broken by the curves of the earth and flowers sprouting from the ground. In the middle, Mister Miguro stands tranquilly looking about, smiling as he does.

"This is beautiful and inspiring." He takes a deep breath. "And the air is so fresh and clean too." He closes his eyes and breathes deep. "So fresh and rewarding to be here. I'm at my peace at last... I never thought this day would come, but finally I can breathe easy... ahhh." He takes another deep breath but his eyes open quickly as he bends over and coughs. "Hack... what the hell? Did I swallow a bug?" He lifts his head up and notices a layer of smoke billowing around him. "Huh, where did this smoke come from? What's going on?"
"Yoohoo, Moby Dick."
Miguro's eyes grow wide as sweat rolls down his cheek. 'It can't be him, not in my happy place can it?' He turns his head slightly and standing their with a cigarette in his mouth is Seshi Hikura. "It's y... you! Seshi Hikura, what on earth are you doing here!"

Seshi inhales from his cigarette and pulls it out of his mouth in-between his fingers. "Why do you think? I'm here to take what's left of your sanity genius." He exhales and smirks. "Yep, your last place of seclusion from me is now gone. Now even while you sleep you got Seshi with you to an extent. Isn't that great?"
"This is a nightmare!" Miguro says backing up. "That's what this is! A nightmare!"

Seshi tosses his cigarette away and pick up a guitar. "Can a nightmare do this?" He begins to strum the guitar and closes his eyes. "There was this fat assed man standing in front of me, he was shade as he blocked the sun. We worked on picking his big ass up, and we tried until the day was done. Now as for you Miguro, you're dreaming you dumb ####. Now wake crying and screaming like a scared little bitch." He stops playing and snaps his fingers.

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Screams Mister Miguro as he sits up in his bed sweating and struggling to breath. "Damn that delinquent even smokes in my subconscious! There has to be something I can do to get him out of my hair. W.., wait a minute

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iori Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Edmonton Posts: 321 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Chapter 2: I bet you can't. The scene is a large field of tall grass as far as the eye can see, only broken by the curves of the earth and flowers sprouting from the ground. In the middle, Mister Miguro stands tranquilly looking about, smiling as he does. "This is beautiful and inspiring." He takes a deep breath. "And the air is so fresh and clean too." He closes his eyes and breathes deep. "So fresh and rewarding to be here. I'm at my peace at last... I never thought this day would come, but finally I can breathe easy... ahhh." He takes another deep breath but his eyes open quickly as he bends over and coughs. "Hack... what the hell? Did I swallow a bug?" He lifts his head up and notices a layer of smoke billowing around him. "Huh, where did this smoke come from? What's going on?" "Yoohoo, Moby Dick." Miguro's eyes grow wide as sweat rolls down his cheek. 'It can't be him, not in my happy place can it?' He turns his head slightly and standing their with a cigarette in his mouth is Seshi Hikura. "It's y... you! Seshi Hikura, what on earth are you doing here!" Seshi inhales from his cigarette and pulls it out of his mouth in-between his fingers. "Why do you think? I'm here to take what's left of your sanity genius." He exhales and smirks. "Yep, your last place of seclusion from me is now gone. Now even while you sleep you got Seshi with you to an extent. Isn't that great?" "This is a nightmare!" Miguro says backing up. "That's what this is! A nightmare!" Seshi tosses his cigarette away and pick up a guitar. "Can a nightmare do this?" He begins to strum the guitar and closes his eyes. "There was this fat assed man standing in front of me, he was shade as he blocked the sun. We worked on picking his big ass up, and we tried until the day was done. Now as for you Miguro, you're dreaming you dumb ####. Now wake crying and screaming like a scared little bitch." He stops playing and snaps his fingers. "AHHHHHHHH!!!!" Screams Mister Miguro as he sits up in his bed sweating and struggling to breath. "Damn that delinquent even smokes in my subconscious! There has to be something I can do to get him out of my hair. W.., wait a minute __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Iori45/karatekick.gif[/img:sig_uid] Just me,Iori

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