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just so you guys know... there is a rule against going off topic... you guys seems to have forgotten it since everyone just go off topic in all fliping topic i see in RI !

you know TarkanX was rgiht by saying us that RI had no purpose these days.
you guys make it lame.
the guy tries to make a tpic for fun. you guys flame, diss or even bullpoop him for the simple fun of destroyin his topic. be real guys, you don't like his thread, then fliping don't post in it !

now to get into the topic itself...
this is RANDOM INSANITY...
where is the random speak in asking about BASEBALL ?
where is the insanity of speaking baseball ?

now guys, please get back on topic.

hey i got a joke for all of ya....
there was that man looking thru a golf competition, one of the women comes in, shot the ball, but it gets down on the man, which fumble to the ground holding his crotch. the women can't believe she shot down the man instead of the hole, so she just go at him. and tell him that she will ease his pain, she is a specialist in massages.

So she unzip the guys short and start massaging him the thing.
WOMEN :"Is that better ?"
MAN :"Yeah, but my thumb still hurts !"

*drum going off*

hey here's another one...

The doctor looks at its patient, an old men... he gives him a bottle. he then says, i will need you to fill this with your sperm. so the old man gets home...

he tries with the left hand, doesn't works, he tries with the right hand doesn't work, he ask his wife. tries with the right hand, doest work, the left hand, doesn't work, with both hands, still doesn't works. they asks the madam next door. she tries with the left hand, doesn't work the right hand doesn't work, both hands, still doesn't work, she even try with her teeths, doesn't work without her teeths doesn't work either.

the next morning, in the doctors office, the doctors ask why is the bottle still empty
the old man answers by saying the whole story.
the doctors surprised:"You even asked the neibors !"
OLD MAN:"Yeah, whatever we did, we never were able to open that bottle !"

*Drum goes off again*