Santa jokes - Post em' if you want.

Juggernaut · 12-03-2002, 02:23 PM

Seeing how some of you hate Santa in my other topic "Are You Ready For Christmas?" If you wanna mess around some more here ya go!

Child: Its Jolly Old Saint Nick!
Officer: Well he was jolly till he fell off your roof...
Child faints & falls backwards into snow.

akuma_forever · 12-03-2002, 02:48 PM

jolly old saint dickolas,i wish you were in hell.

asshole · 12-03-2002, 05:02 PM

No.. not in hell, then he'd be with me..

See:
In hell, In hell,
We like it well,
If we don't like it,
we make it swell...

Thats a punk song by the way...

bloodpack · 12-03-2002, 09:29 PM

poor old St. Nick, he's been the target practice by naughty kids lately :buttrock:

akuma_forever · 12-04-2002, 02:17 PM

yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:

Juggernaut · 12-04-2002, 04:44 PM

Like making fun of him lol...

bloodpack · 12-05-2002, 12:34 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="akuma_forever"]yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:[/quote]
but he is too morbidly obese and bullets would only bounce off him :biggrin:

machine1 · 12-06-2002, 12:05 PM

ho ho ho merry christmas ho :lol:
i think thats funny enough

Juggernaut · 12-07-2002, 03:19 PM

:laughlong: :laughlong:

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12-03-2002, 02:23 PM	#1
Juggernaut Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Seeing how some of you hate Santa in my other topic "Are You Ready For Christmas?" If you wanna mess around some more here ya go! Child: Its Jolly Old Saint Nick! Officer: Well he was jolly till he fell off your roof... Child faints & falls backwards into snow. __________________ Death is nothing, I'm much more deadlier...

12-03-2002, 05:02 PM	#3
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	No.. not in hell, then he'd be with me.. See: In hell, In hell, We like it well, If we don't like it, we make it swell... Thats a punk song by the way... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

12-04-2002, 04:44 PM	#6
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12-05-2002, 12:34 AM	#7
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="akuma_forever"]yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:[/quote] but he is too morbidly obese and bullets would only bounce off him :biggrin:

12-03-2002, 02:48 PM	#2
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12-03-2002, 09:29 PM	#4
bloodpack Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Philippines Posts: 1,706 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	poor old St. Nick, he's been the target practice by naughty kids lately :buttrock:

12-04-2002, 02:17 PM	#5
akuma_forever Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The World Posts: 4,392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yeah i just nailed him in the but with a .9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999 :biggrin:

12-06-2002, 12:05 PM	#8
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ho ho ho merry christmas ho :lol: i think thats funny enough __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

12-07-2002, 03:19 PM	#9
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