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loadingbar · 07-26-2005, 10:53 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Windarossa"][quote

ost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote]
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote]
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth

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Windarossa · 07-30-2005, 05:51 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="loadingbar"][quote

ost_uid0="Windarossa"][quote

ost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote]
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote]
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth[/quote]
lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason.

SSJKarma · 07-30-2005, 07:22 PM

you guys are whacked !
talking about male personnal organ in a public forum where there is a lot of kids around...
i guess that it is legit thought considering nferno himself talked in this topic !

my complete opinion ont he matter is that such a topic in this particular forum shouldn't have been made but that's just my opinion !

Windarossa · 07-30-2005, 07:48 PM

I get what you are saying SSJKarma, but if we can talk about war, religion and politics, than it just doesn't make sense why we can't talk about a serious trail which just happen to involve a penis and a knife.

Elena · 07-31-2005, 05:21 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="Windarossa"][quote

ost_uid0="loadingbar"][quote

ost_uid0="Windarossa"][quote

ost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote]
I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz

Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol)

And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky:

lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy.

I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote]
how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth[/quote]
lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason.

[/quote]
If any of y'all have READ The Color Purple it talks about female circumcision...well more like mutilation...I won't get into details...since kids are here...but they do cut off things. It was talked about on 20/20. And Winda why else do you think sew it...so the woman can't have babies...probably as a punishment....because she was raped....

~Mastermax~ · 07-31-2005, 07:11 AM

well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something.
but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob.

and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend

would they also be able to make babies?

Windarossa · 07-31-2005, 11:34 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something.
but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob.

and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend

would they also be able to make babies?[/quote]

Elena · 07-31-2005, 01:25 PM

Lol, you ppl are so wrong...it kinda cracks me up...penis donor list.... :laugh:

Look, there is no such thing when a woman becomes a man they make a penis out of what is already there...they don't attach some elses...I'd go into more detail but again children are here. As for the man with no penis. They usually try and attach the penis, his penis, really soon there's a time limit. And if his is gone or not clean cut like with a knife then well he's out of luck and has to pee with a tube....forever and ever...but they can make a more normal looking one...if there is more than a nub left....like they would the woman becoming a man.

loadingbar · 07-31-2005, 02:50 PM

lol... i know what they cut off... i was thinking about putting that in my post but i didnt, lol, and they actually had it sewn up? geez, thatd suck in more ways than one....

Venomous-Ninja · 07-31-2005, 03:53 PM

That is just..... just....... just........ sick.........

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07-26-2005, 10:53 PM	#61
loadingbar Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United States Posts: 390 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Windarossa"][quoteost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote] I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol) And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky: lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy. I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote] how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth Edited By loadingbar on 1122443687 __________________ Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass, they slip away Across the Universe Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Joy Are drifting through my open mind [img:sig_uid]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8109/spiderman0wd.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-30-2005, 05:51 PM	#62
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="loadingbar"][quoteost_uid0="Windarossa"][quoteost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote] I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol) And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky: lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy. I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote] how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth[/quote] lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

07-30-2005, 07:22 PM	#63
SSJKarma Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada somewhere in the province of quebec Posts: 5,445 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	you guys are whacked ! talking about male personnal organ in a public forum where there is a lot of kids around... i guess that it is legit thought considering nferno himself talked in this topic ! my complete opinion ont he matter is that such a topic in this particular forum shouldn't have been made but that's just my opinion ! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://membres.lycos.fr/imagesforum/Banner.gif[/img:sig_uid] "How did you escape my grasp ? no matter, i'll crush you now !" -DB : Lost Soul My Web Site http://membres.lycos.fr/xmvssf/

07-30-2005, 07:48 PM	#64
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I get what you are saying SSJKarma, but if we can talk about war, religion and politics, than it just doesn't make sense why we can't talk about a serious trail which just happen to involve a penis and a knife. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

07-31-2005, 05:21 AM	#65
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Windarossa"][quoteost_uid0="loadingbar"][quoteost_uid0="Windarossa"][quoteost_uid0="mastergrim8"]well wind apparently is a lady i hope or Restavega would be upset but as i said before (god damn it beepbeep) no one reads my post i said they can replace your pensie with one of your middle fingers i mean u dont need 2 to insult people[/quote] I've read every one of your posts and they were BEAUTIFUL!! Are you happy now? lolz Anyway... If I had a penis... and someone cut it off and there was no way to attach it back. I would kill that person.(i wonder if the nail still grows, lol) And if my virtual penis was cut off and the doctor said "We can take your middle finger and use it as a penis"... I would probably think he was being an asshole and kill him. :sneaky: lol but seriously though. I think that they can just put him on a donors list to get a new penis. When a person dies they can just cut their penis off and attach it to this guy. I would just commit suicide, because a life without a penis, for a guy, is no life at all. A penis is what makes a guy, a guy. Lesbians try to look like men but they are still women. So if a person is without a penis or a vagi-na, they are sort of nothing.[/quote] how do you cut off a vaglna? anyway, i'd rather keep all my fingers to tell the truth[/quote] lolz... I didn't mean that it would be cut off. I meant to say if a person is somehowborn without one... or in some countries people stitch them up... I read a book called Breath, Eyes, Memory were they said that a long time ago some people sew up vag1nas in Haiti for some reason. [/quote] If any of y'all have READ The Color Purple it talks about female circumcision...well more like mutilation...I won't get into details...since kids are here...but they do cut off things. It was talked about on 20/20. And Winda why else do you think sew it...so the woman can't have babies...probably as a punishment....because she was raped.... __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

07-31-2005, 07:11 AM	#66
~Mastermax~ Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Fetus of God (it's a level from darkstalkers, smartass!) Posts: 1,983 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something. but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob. and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend would they also be able to make babies? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/AllYourBaseAnimated.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-31-2005, 11:34 AM	#67
Windarossa Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Brooklyn, New York Posts: 483 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]well there is circumsision becuase i girls who hav ebeen for religios purposes (just remove some skin near the clitaris) but to remove a ######, you would need a some kind of sharp spoon or something. but the reason why you shouldn't transplant sex organs is, if you were to masturbate, it would be like giving a dead man a handjob. and he also is the one who gets to flip your girlfriend would they also be able to make babies?[/quote] __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v465/Restavega/contest.gif[/img:sig_uid] Punish the deed, NOT the breed!

07-31-2005, 01:25 PM	#68
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Lol, you ppl are so wrong...it kinda cracks me up...penis donor list.... :laugh: Look, there is no such thing when a woman becomes a man they make a penis out of what is already there...they don't attach some elses...I'd go into more detail but again children are here. As for the man with no penis. They usually try and attach the penis, his penis, really soon there's a time limit. And if his is gone or not clean cut like with a knife then well he's out of luck and has to pee with a tube....forever and ever...but they can make a more normal looking one...if there is more than a nub left....like they would the woman becoming a man. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

07-31-2005, 02:50 PM	#69
loadingbar Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: United States Posts: 390 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol... i know what they cut off... i was thinking about putting that in my post but i didnt, lol, and they actually had it sewn up? geez, thatd suck in more ways than one.... __________________ Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup They slither while they pass, they slip away Across the Universe Pools of Sorrow, Waves of Joy Are drifting through my open mind [img:sig_uid]http://img315.imageshack.us/img315/8109/spiderman0wd.gif[/img:sig_uid]

07-31-2005, 03:53 PM	#70
Venomous-Ninja Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 284 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	That is just..... just....... just........ sick......... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://tinypic.com/9sh4hw.gif[/img:sig_uid]