Favorite family guy quote - Post ur favorite one here!

[TremulantX]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]TremulantX, I thought FAVORITE means ONE![/quote]
nobody cares...... :sleepy:

any hooo

"yes go crying to your room filled with posters of justin timberlake and... Blast what the devil to kids like these days? Morgan Freeman??"_Stewie



Edited By TremulantX on 1117582604

[gameboymaster]

I don't really remember this entirely but here it is anyway....and I know I spelled some words wrong..sue me.. lain:

*Stewie is trying to do a joke*

Stewie: Ok ok, I got one. What do you call a Chiwowo that cries?

*Family is silent*

Stewie: A Chiwawa!

*Family silent*

Stewie: I didn't have to (beep)ing impress you..



Edited By gameboymaster on 1117947231

[~$REDMAN$~]

i dont know all of it but here goes

peter:man chris, u mopped the flor with that mop

brian: some slang i forgot

peter:*stops car*OMG! chris is possesed. meg read everything without stopping.*to chris* the power of christ compells u!the power of christ compells u!

[KenDaShoto]

stewie gets captured by the pilot when he tries to run away and hes like ill give you what ever you want money, women,......men?

and another quagmires like i never dated a spanish chik before ooooolaaaaaay kinda like he says allllllllllriiiiiiiiiight

[$ilent K!ller]

I haven't seen this 1 in a while but here goes...
Cop:Whats ur name?

Peter: *looks at dog peeing* Pe, *Looks at poop on ground* Terr, *griffen flys by* Griffen, Peter Griffen, A crap!

lol

[black_dragon22]

[quoteost_uid0="Dark_Paladin_X"]I don't remember who has this one in their sig and i don't remember the dog's name, but here it goes

Peter: hey, there's a message in my alpha bits..it says "oooooooooooooo"

Dog: Peter those are cheerios[/quote]
Thats my sig, but this is my favorite one of all.
Peter: Lois I cant take out the garbage tonight beccause Im at work.

Lois: Peter I can see you and the caller-id says the kitchen.

Peter: Can you see me now?

Lois: No

Peter: Now Im at work.

[TremulantX]

[quoteost_uid0="~$REDMAN$~"]i dont know all of it but here goes

peter:man chris, u mopped the flor with that mop

brian: some slang i forgot

peter:*stops car*OMG! chris is possesed. meg read everything without stopping.*to chris* the power of christ compells u!the power of christ compells u![/quote]
Alright I got this one handled....
Peter: Chris you whiped the floor with that towel.

Chris: Yo, did you see that chick tryin to get all up in my koolaid? then some homies gve me the 411 on that skank and said she was all about the BLING BLING!!

Peter: OMG chris is posessed. Meg start at Psalms 41 and don't stop til' I tell you!! The power of christ compels you! The power of christ compels you!!

Another Favorite of mine from that same episode......
Peter: Chris came in with all this yo yo yo stuff (does gangster hand signs) So I started beatin' him over the head with the hose. Then my arm got tired, so i came here.

[~Mastermax~]

max wienstien- thanks peter for all you and your family has done
peter- thanks to you and the jews for spaceballs


i would say the time when stewie controls brian and sings putting on the ritz with him, but that was a quote from young frankenstien

[DarkstriderX]

Quagmire after sex with the child services lady

Lady: How do u feel this morning?

Quagmire: I got a question for u.. Why are u still here?

lol



Edited By DarkstriderX on 1118013863

[Master_Jay]

-Peter is having a flashback of himself trying to get a Job-

Job agent: Peter, where do you see yourself in near the future?

*Peter spots a picture of the agen'ts wife and son at the beach. Apparently, his wife seemed attractive to Peter*

Peter says in his mind: "Don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife, don't say doing your wife!".

Peter responds: Uhm... Doing your... son?

*The Job agent looks at Peter awkwardly*



Edited By Master_Jay on 1118018891