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[color=#32CD32:post_uid2]Peter: Am I, Am I supposed to draw the p*nis??
Am I, Am I supposed to sculp the p*nis?? Am I, Am I supposed to conduct with my p*nis?? AHAHAHAAAAA PETER IS A HOOT!!!!!! :D[/color:post_uid2] |
Peter talking to a Mafia leader:
"What do you want me to do? Whack tha guy? Off tha guy? Whack-off tha guy?" |
Qwagmire : Giggiy Git Gig (or something like that lol)
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Lawyer: "So where did the angel touch you?"
Boy: "Right here" (Points to groin on doll) Angel: "Come on I gotta Freakin' Halo!!!" :D |
(cant remember all the words)
when peter monologued himself infront of lois out loud: i havent mentioned to her yet about howbad her cooking has been, nor has her breast been sagging for the past few weeks.... *lois punches peter after a few more words* i wake up later that night on the kitchen floor.... |
Peter:*shoots shotgun* "Quagmire ya rat bastard take one more step near my fence and next time thatll be ur head!"
Quagmire: "Ay shut up!" :D |
I don't remember who has this one in their sig and i don't remember the dog's name, but here it goes
Peter: hey, there's a message in my alpha bits..it says "oooooooooooooo" Dog: Peter those are cheerios |
TremulantX, I thought FAVORITE means ONE!
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"Hey look everybody a phony lives there A PHONY!"
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Stupid rabbit, taking Easter away from Jesus.
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