Cheesiest pick up tactics... - Post the one's you've seen & heard here.

[Kingryu1]

if there in ur class. when you see them looking at you, just stare them back O O it works. i did it once on this really hot and nice person, we worked out quite fine =/

[Restavega]

[quoteost_uid0="kester-"]I use this one all the time:

You walk up to the girl and say: "I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the lips without touching you".............then you kiss her........then you say "I guess I owe you a dollar"

works every time........[/quote]
i gotta use that one!!

my friends drive around and yell at girls "suck my #^@&, &^&#$!" and they expect a girl to fall into their lap

I was with my friend another time in his car at a red light. This girl starts crossing the street, about to walk infront of the car when my friend hits the gas and stops the car infront of her. Without hesitation, this girl goes to walk around the back of the car and when my then puts it in reverse and blocks her path again. THEN she walks around the front of the car and gets across. It was the most hilarious thing but I felt so bad for her...but I just couldn't help laughing!!

Might I add this was in broad daylight with traffic.

[Windarossa]

King i don't know why but i don't like doing that. When ever a person stares at me i can't help but think that something is wrong. I don't want the guy thinking he has a bad hair day thats why im looking at him. Plus alot of guys are shy and they might not even come up and say something. I once looked at a guy for like two seconds and his girl came up to me and said stare at my man again and i'll break your legs.

[Angel-Eyes]

[quoteost_uid0="Kingryu1"]if there in ur class. when you see them looking at you, just stare them back O O it works. i did it once on this really hot and nice person, we worked out quite fine =/[/quote]
oh yeah, if you just look at a girl as if you think she's beautiful.....it works

[Restavega]

Why would you wanna stare at the girl? That will make her think you sweat her and girls don't like guys that are all over them and all they will do is say to their friends "This freak just keeps looking at me!". They (ironically) like guys that don't give a damn about them.

Here is what you need to do... come up to any girl that you like and say "I am going to see New York Minute alone, you wanna come?" and that's all she wrote. During this line, she will smile at you, maybe blush... and the cat is in the bag.

[PSYCHO]

tru i used to be a gentle-man to them.. now i just dont give a damn and they respect u fo that..
hey sometimes i even slap them and they get angry

[Razz]

PickUper: "Did it hurt?"
PickUpee: "What, when I fell from Heaven?"
PickUper: "No, when you were beaten with the Ugly Stick."

I swear, it works every time.

[azncat]

[quoteost_uid0="Restavega"]the cat is in the bag.[/quote]
DAMN YOU!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol o.0

this one time my bro and me was walkin down the street with his friend and this lil girl about their age walked down the street and his friend whispered something in his ear.... i stared at them then my bro ran up to her told her something and he got slapped lol then my bro punched his friend in the "place" and i was laughin so damn hard.....almost every person i know who tryin to pick up a girl gets slapped lol.....
what i do is.... completely nothing.....

[pip99]

*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.

[Restavega]

[quoteost_uid0="pip99"]*sigh* pickup lines??

Be yourself.[/quote]
Pickup lines are a good way to break the ice! Most girls these days laugh at them and that's always the best way to begin a convo.

Some girls though, especially the shy ones, love the pickup lines. I once came up to this girl and said "My mom and my sister are gonna love you!" She giggled and her whole face turned as red as a tomato!... score is all I can say.