Jokes - Only funny ones

06-28-2003, 07:21 PM

tell me ur jokes
i got one:
theres this wasp in the sarah desert that spends its whole life digging a hole
and he dies digging this hole
and his wife just stands there............
...griping at him
his wifes like "i want a pool"
and hes thinking u know........ ur getting uglier by the minute
and there are these buugs that theid whole purpose is to run
its like they get up in the morning and say "hey guys , ready 2 run?"
and these rattle snakes that eat these bugs hide under the sand
and wait for these bugs to come by
but they can hear the bugs running on the sand
IF U CAN HEAR BUGS RUNNING IN THE SAND, WHAT DO U NEED @ HIDE 4???
its like "hey bill here they come.U hear um that ones got a limp u hear it?"
well thats all just tell me urs!

The Judge · 06-28-2003, 07:23 PM

n offence here i found this one on the internet. What does a black guys say when he i riding down a zebra...

now you see me and now you dont,

HandsomeMan · 06-29-2003, 07:57 AM

So there was a chinese guy and an american guy the were both in jail and the american guy seduced the lady guard and she said go over the wall without loosing a body part to regain freedom and he did and he came back wit no arm and then the chinese guy did the same thing and she told him go over the wall without loosing a body part to regain freedom and he did and he said i lost ching chong chinese balls hanging on the prison walls

06-29-2003, 08:34 AM

lol but y do they lose body parts going over a wall?
is there barbed wire?

The Judge · 06-30-2003, 07:55 PM

Your moms ass is so big when she sits down shes 3 feet tall

asshole · 06-30-2003, 10:02 PM

This guy walks into a Bar and Sits on a Seat..
On the seat next to him there's a Horse sitting, looking all sad. Next to the Horse it says "If you make this Horse LAUGH, you'll get a Jar full of Golden coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse laugh.. )
So the Guy reads the sign and whisPers something in the Horses ear and the Horse starts laughing his ass off!
Everyones all Shocked..
Then the guy just takes the Jar and leaves!

The guy comes back the next day and the same thing haPPens, but this time the sign says "If you make this horse CRY, you'll get a Jar full of Golden Coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse cry.. )
Well the guy does something and the horses starts crying..
Everyones all Shocked again, because NOTHIGN can make teh Horse do ANYTHING..
So the guy Picks uP his Jar and starts to leave..
But before he left some guy asks him.. "Hey man, how do you do this? yesterday you made him Laugh, and today you made him cry.. How do you do this?"

The guy was like "Easy... Yesterday I told the Horse that I have a Bigger Dick, so the Horse found it funny and started laughing, but today I actually showed him my dick!"

Hahaha..
I liked that joke a LOT!

Edited By asshole on July 01 2003 at 14:03

G_GUNDAM · 06-30-2003, 10:23 PM

lol i that was funny. here is my joke.

there are these 3 people that are riding in a car. ones black, ones white, and ones asian. they get into a car crash and get killed. next thing u know they wind up in hell. the devil comes and welcomes them. the 3 guys all plead sayin how they aint posed to be in hell. so the devil makes a proposition. he says **ok listen up. you can all leave hell under one condition. if i touch your dick and it doesnt burn and fall off then ur out of here.** the 3 guys agreed. the devil touched the white guys dick, and it burned and fell off. the devil touched the asians dick, and it burned and fell off. and the devil touched the black mans dick..........but nothin happened. the devil ask the black man *how can this be??* the black man replys **chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand* :laughlong:

man i found this joke to be funny as hell.

The Judge · 07-01-2003, 10:30 AM

those were funny asshole and G i will be back tommorw with som funny jokes.

07-01-2003, 01:56 PM

g gundam:heard it
the judge:lol
asshole:heard it

AfterMath · 07-01-2003, 06:40 PM

mine are really really dumb but im bored.

okay so a skeleton goes to a bar with a mop and some money.....(thats the whole joke)

chaotic maniac: HENWAY!!!
Billy-bob:whats a henway?
Chaotic maniac: bout 2 pounds,chickens weigh about three....

......i know my jokes suck.

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06-28-2003, 07:23 PM	#2
The Judge Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 71 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	n offence here i found this one on the internet. What does a black guys say when he i riding down a zebra... now you see me and now you dont, __________________ http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/char...ryu-pocket.gif JUST BRING IT

06-29-2003, 07:57 AM	#3
HandsomeMan Junior Member New Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 12 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	So there was a chinese guy and an american guy the were both in jail and the american guy seduced the lady guard and she said go over the wall without loosing a body part to regain freedom and he did and he came back wit no arm and then the chinese guy did the same thing and she told him go over the wall without loosing a body part to regain freedom and he did and he said i lost ching chong chinese balls hanging on the prison walls __________________ http://members.fortunecity.com/pryor...ryu_shinku.gif

06-30-2003, 07:55 PM	#5
The Judge Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 71 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Your moms ass is so big when she sits down shes 3 feet tall __________________ http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/char...ryu-pocket.gif JUST BRING IT

06-30-2003, 10:02 PM	#6
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	This guy walks into a Bar and Sits on a Seat.. On the seat next to him there's a Horse sitting, looking all sad. Next to the Horse it says "If you make this Horse LAUGH, you'll get a Jar full of Golden coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse laugh.. ) So the Guy reads the sign and whisPers something in the Horses ear and the Horse starts laughing his ass off! Everyones all Shocked.. Then the guy just takes the Jar and leaves! The guy comes back the next day and the same thing haPPens, but this time the sign says "If you make this horse CRY, you'll get a Jar full of Golden Coins".. (NOTHING can make this horse cry.. ) Well the guy does something and the horses starts crying.. Everyones all Shocked again, because NOTHIGN can make teh Horse do ANYTHING.. So the guy Picks uP his Jar and starts to leave.. But before he left some guy asks him.. "Hey man, how do you do this? yesterday you made him Laugh, and today you made him cry.. How do you do this?" The guy was like "Easy... Yesterday I told the Horse that I have a Bigger Dick, so the Horse found it funny and started laughing, but today I actually showed him my dick!" Hahaha.. I liked that joke a LOT! Edited By asshole on July 01 2003 at 14:03 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-28-2003, 07:21 PM	#1
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06-29-2003, 08:34 AM	#4
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06-30-2003, 10:23 PM	#7
G_GUNDAM Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 793 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol i that was funny. here is my joke. there are these 3 people that are riding in a car. ones black, ones white, and ones asian. they get into a car crash and get killed. next thing u know they wind up in hell. the devil comes and welcomes them. the 3 guys all plead sayin how they aint posed to be in hell. so the devil makes a proposition. he says ok listen up. you can all leave hell under one condition. if i touch your dick and it doesnt burn and fall off then ur out of here. the 3 guys agreed. the devil touched the white guys dick, and it burned and fell off. the devil touched the asians dick, and it burned and fell off. and the devil touched the black mans dick..........but nothin happened. the devil ask the black man how can this be?? the black man replys *chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand :laughlong: man i found this joke to be funny as hell. __________________ fear is my pleasure, hatred is my nourishment........... [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload5/TESTAMENT.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/ggxtestament.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

07-01-2003, 10:30 AM	#8
The Judge Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 71 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	those were funny asshole and G i will be back tommorw with som funny jokes. __________________ http://www.gamegen.com/fightgen/char...ryu-pocket.gif JUST BRING IT

07-01-2003, 01:56 PM	#9
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07-01-2003, 06:40 PM	#10
AfterMath Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 316 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	mine are really really dumb but im bored. okay so a skeleton goes to a bar with a mop and some money.....(thats the whole joke) chaotic maniac: HENWAY!!! Billy-bob:whats a henway? Chaotic maniac: bout 2 pounds,chickens weigh about three.... ......i know my jokes suck.