The twenty third pound

SolidSnake76 · 03-13-2003, 01:12 PM

My appeitite is my shepherd, i shall not want.
It leadeth me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeateldy.
It leadeth me in the path of a burger king for a whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will no stop eating.
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and cookies, they comfort me.
when the table is spead before me, it exciteth me.
For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in.
As I fillith my plate continuosly, my clothes runneth smaller.
Surley, builges and excess weight shall follow me all the days of my life.

And I will be fat forever.

Razz · 03-13-2003, 07:19 PM

"and he wept"

lmso, that was hilarious man. :buttrock: :laughlong:

03-13-2003, 01:12 PM	#1
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	My appeitite is my shepherd, i shall not want. It leadeth me to sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeateldy. It leadeth me in the path of a burger king for a whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will no stop eating. For the food tasteth so good. The ice cream and cookies, they comfort me. when the table is spead before me, it exciteth me. For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in. As I fillith my plate continuosly, my clothes runneth smaller. Surley, builges and excess weight shall follow me all the days of my life. And I will be fat forever. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-13-2003, 07:19 PM	#2
Razz Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Your Mind . . . Posts: 1,769 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	"and he wept" lmso, that was hilarious man. :buttrock: :laughlong: