My appeitite is my shepherd, i shall not want.
It leadeth me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeateldy.
It leadeth me in the path of a burger king for a whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will no stop eating.
For the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and cookies, they comfort me.
when the table is spead before me, it exciteth me.
For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in.
As I fillith my plate continuosly, my clothes runneth smaller.
Surley, builges and excess weight shall follow me all the days of my life.

And I will be fat forever.

"and he wept"


lmso, that was hilarious man. :buttrock: :laughlong: