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chun_ai · 03-01-2003, 07:49 PM

Ok, now, I don`t have any funny jokes myself, but I can recommend some sites!

03-01-2003, 09:39 PM

A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity."
when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong:

is that funny r wat!!!!!

Wild Dragon · 03-02-2003, 02:35 AM

3 men wander around the desert after an accident when all of a sudden they find a monastary with only nuns so 1 of the men knocks on the door and a nun opens and asks whats the matter so the men ask if they can drink something and call for help but the nun says she doesn't trust them.
So the nun gets an idea she says tell me your jobs.
So the first guy says i'm a lumberjack so the nun takes a big axe and chops of his most beloved part.
The second guy says with pain in his heart i'm a construction worker and so the nun grabs a hammer and smashes his business. But the third guy is laughing and laughing and the nun says what's your job. The guy says with laughter in his voice i sell ice cream start licking

:laughlong: lol
Oh if you see any errors in my spelling tell me ok? thanks

Kingryu1 · 03-02-2003, 05:18 AM

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ost_uid0="ssj_3_goku"]A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity."
when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong:

is that funny r wat!!!!![/quote]
ugh no thats not funny. thats just gay.

Wild Dragon · 03-02-2003, 05:25 AM

be nice

chun_ai · 03-02-2003, 08:16 AM

yea, be nice...

Anyway, the i thought all the jokes were hilarious. :buttrock: :laughlong:

Wild Dragon · 03-02-2003, 08:51 AM

finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong:

Wild Dragon · 03-02-2003, 08:52 AM

Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar???

chun_ai · 03-02-2003, 08:55 AM

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ost_uid0="Wild Dragon"]finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong:[/quote]
lol :laughlong:

chun_ai · 03-02-2003, 08:55 AM

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ost_uid0="Wild Dragon"]Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar???[/quote]
very nice~!

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03-01-2003, 07:49 PM	#1
chun_ai Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Ok, now, I don`t have any funny jokes myself, but I can recommend some sites! : Funnybunch Sillyfun __________________ Always say never http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...gel/chunai.jpg __

03-02-2003, 02:35 AM	#3
Wild Dragon Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 100 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	3 men wander around the desert after an accident when all of a sudden they find a monastary with only nuns so 1 of the men knocks on the door and a nun opens and asks whats the matter so the men ask if they can drink something and call for help but the nun says she doesn't trust them. So the nun gets an idea she says tell me your jobs. So the first guy says i'm a lumberjack so the nun takes a big axe and chops of his most beloved part. The second guy says with pain in his heart i'm a construction worker and so the nun grabs a hammer and smashes his business. But the third guy is laughing and laughing and the nun says what's your job. The guy says with laughter in his voice i sell ice cream start licking :laughlong: lol Oh if you see any errors in my spelling tell me ok? thanks __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/CrazyArt/mETALWD.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-02-2003, 05:18 AM	#4
Kingryu1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: She field Posts: 3,198 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="ssj_3_goku"]A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity." when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong: is that funny r wat!!!!![/quote] ugh no thats not funny. thats just gay. __________________ Chav : "Watch ya back Dazza, eez chivved-up" - English : "Proceed with caution Darren, He appears to have a weapon"

03-02-2003, 05:25 AM	#5
Wild Dragon Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 100 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	be nice __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/CrazyArt/mETALWD.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-01-2003, 09:39 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s) Quoted: Post(s)	A hippie is on a bus .there are only 2 people on the bus(besides the driver). him, and a nun.he goes over to the nun and asks her to do it with him. she says no and slaps him.as the man is walking off the bus he driver stops him aand says,"if you want to get at that nun i know how,she prays at the cemetary every night at 12:00 sharp.if you dress up as god and tell her to do it with u she will.the hippie folllows the instructions and when he arrives the nun it kneeling in prayer.the hippie says,"i am god,have sex with me"the nun replies,"ok but i wont use my (cencored) because i want to keep my virginity." when they finish the hippie takes off his mask and says,"haha, im the hippie."then the nun takes off a mask and says,"haha, im the bus driver," :laugh: :laughlong: is that funny r wat!!!!!

03-02-2003, 08:16 AM	#6
chun_ai Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yea, be nice... Anyway, the i thought all the jokes were hilarious. :buttrock: :laughlong: __________________ Always say never http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...gel/chunai.jpg __

03-02-2003, 08:51 AM	#7
Wild Dragon Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 100 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/CrazyArt/mETALWD.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-02-2003, 08:52 AM	#8
Wild Dragon Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 100 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar??? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img31.photobucket.com/albums/v94/CrazyArt/mETALWD.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-02-2003, 08:55 AM	#9
chun_ai Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Wild Dragon"]finally someone who can apreciate jokes :laughlong:[/quote] lol :laughlong: __________________ Always say never http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...gel/chunai.jpg __

03-02-2003, 08:55 AM	#10
chun_ai Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York Posts: 153 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Wild Dragon"]Chun_ai what do you think about my avatar???[/quote] very nice~! __________________ Always say never http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...gel/chunai.jpg __