Hillarious quotes

Selvin · 03-01-2003, 08:21 AM

Well, come on people; post yours!

It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. :laugh:

DarkOmega · 03-01-2003, 08:58 AM

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

Nantuko Joe · 03-01-2003, 09:01 AM

Beauty is in the eye of the Black Haus --My Friend, while Drunk

DA_VIPA · 03-01-2003, 10:06 AM

read my sig.. :laugh:

SBYRD5 · 03-02-2003, 12:32 AM

Well if booty is my treasure then why am I recieving gold....

DA_VIPA · 03-03-2003, 10:39 AM

"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield

"What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap."
James Agate

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
Woody Allen

"My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects."
..my dad

Nantuko Joe · 03-03-2003, 11:46 AM

I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight.
-My friend, while drunk

Drink till she's hot
-My friend, while drunk

A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
-NoSoul4evr

She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind
-My friend, while drunk

You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes)
Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing)

I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself.
-My half-German, half-Polish friend

I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons.
-Me

BRODIEMAN · 03-05-2003, 04:19 PM

"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin

KickurassKen · 03-05-2003, 04:34 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin[/quote]
:laughlong:

WhiteTigerClaw · 03-05-2003, 04:51 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="KickurassKen"][quote

ost_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say
stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police"
George Carlin[/quote]
:laughlong:[/quote]
Dude...you must be the Spammer Of The Year....you spam so damn much....

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03-01-2003, 08:21 AM	#1
Selvin Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 3,349 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well, come on people; post yours! It takes a big man to cry... but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. :laugh: __________________ http://free.7host02.com/astro75/signatureSelvin2.gif

03-01-2003, 08:58 AM	#2
DarkOmega Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 152 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/stereosushi/02.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

03-05-2003, 04:19 PM	#8
BRODIEMAN Junior Member New Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 29 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin __________________ http://hostmysig.com/data/brodieman/56694.php

03-05-2003, 04:34 PM	#9
KickurassKen Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 268 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin[/quote] :laughlong: __________________ http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/dbzdogs/banner.jpg http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/dbzd...ck_20youre.jpg Evil Is What I Am...Death Is What A Bring!!!

03-01-2003, 09:01 AM	#3
Nantuko Joe Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right behind you... Posts: 1,479 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Beauty is in the eye of the Black Haus --My Friend, while Drunk

03-01-2003, 10:06 AM	#4
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	read my sig.. :laugh:

03-02-2003, 12:32 AM	#5
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well if booty is my treasure then why am I recieving gold....

03-03-2003, 10:39 AM	#6
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	"If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all." Rodney Dangerfield "What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap." James Agate "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own." Woody Allen "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." ..my dad

03-03-2003, 11:46 AM	#7
Nantuko Joe Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Right behind you... Posts: 1,479 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight. -My friend, while drunk Drink till she's hot -My friend, while drunk A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. -NoSoul4evr She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind -My friend, while drunk You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes) Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing) I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself. -My half-German, half-Polish friend I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons. -Me

03-05-2003, 04:51 PM	#10
WhiteTigerClaw Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 579 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="KickurassKen"][quoteost_uid0="BRODIEMAN"]"Here's something you'll never hear a guy say stop sucking my dick or i'll call the police" George Carlin[/quote] :laughlong:[/quote] Dude...you must be the Spammer Of The Year....you spam so damn much.... __________________ http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfold...load5/ken2.jpg If you don't know how to play, don't play at all.