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Irrelevant · 01-25-2003, 08:01 AM

3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing.

The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon.

The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back.

The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon.

The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!".

:laughlong:

01-25-2003, 08:01 AM	#34
Irrelevant Member New Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Inside my own head... Posts: 97 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	3 guys were lost in the desert when they came to an uncrossable canyon, with an oasis on the other side. They were pretty angry about this, so started shouting & swearing. The noise woke up a genie that was sleeping on the bottom of the canyon. He agreed to let them cross if they trusted him, & to prove their trust they had to jump into the canyon & shout out the name of something. Whatever they shouted would appear & carry them across the canyon. The 1st guy jumped, & shouted "Eagle!". A golden eagle appeared & carried him across the canyon on it's back. The 2nd guy was a bit adventurous, so as he jumped he shouted "Whirlwind!". Sure enough, a small tornado appeared & swept him across the canyon. The 3rd guy was really scared, & as he was jumping, he panicked & yelled "Oh sh&%!!". :laughlong: __________________ Do not argue with a dragon, for you are crunchy, and taste good with Brie...