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I like my liquor the same way I like my friends: straight.
-My friend, while drunk
Drink till she's hot
-My friend, while drunk
A friend will help you move. A real friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
-NoSoul4evr
She has a boyfriend? Stay away then, unless he's a biotch. If that's the case, then you nab the girl while I jump him from behind
-My friend, while drunk
You know what they say about guys with big feet... (me, to a chick, while she was staring wide-eyed at me after I asked for size 15 bowling shoes)
Yeah, that it's just a rumor? (the above chick's boyfriend, to me, laughing)
I'm half Polish, half German. That means that while in Germany, I have legal rights to kill myself.
-My half-German, half-Polish friend
I'm half Italian, part Polish. That means I get extremely pissed off and get a bad temper at stupid reasons.
-Me
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