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Saijin_Ryu 01-27-2004 02:16 PM

Most people won't belive me, but test it out for yourself before you judge me . Everyone has poo in them, and not the kind from prison where you can send giant shats flying at people. I've studied crapping since I was a kid, and my cousin's an expert at the toilet and he's the one that taught me this. This is how it works, and it might take a while to actually get it right.

1. Move one foot from a toilet and face it.

2. Stick your hand in the loo and feel around.

3. This is the most important step. Reach out and try to grasp for any signs of crap.

4. A brown feeling should smother your hand. Thats your turd.

It's sort of freaky but trust me it works

Tell me if it worked for you...

...... :p

Or is it because every1 is against me?

marvel911 01-27-2004 02:18 PM

:plain: ...Alls I got to say its "dubya tee eff"?...

Saijin_Ryu 01-27-2004 02:21 PM

Just a twisted parody!

ledmonkey 01-27-2004 02:33 PM

[quote:post_uid0="siolentbob"]U LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT DOESEN'T TAST GOOD AT ALL OR WAIT WAS I SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH OPPS........... DAMMIT/'; "c{ owell it was worth a try let me know if youcome up wit anymore?
kkrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzyy yy!^>[/quote]
LOOK saijin now some n00bs are actually trying it :plain:

Saijin_Ryu 01-27-2004 02:36 PM

Oh this makes me laugh when i read it side by side with the "feel your energy" thread...oh im soo 1337...

EvilAkuma 01-27-2004 02:37 PM

THAT JUST PLAIN SICK :plain:

Elena 01-27-2004 02:41 PM

[quote:post_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK :plain:[/quote]
What he said...

You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside...

ledmonkey 01-27-2004 02:45 PM

Its British humor or something.... :plain:

Saijin_Ryu 01-27-2004 02:46 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="EvilAkuma"]THAT JUST PLAIN SICK :plain:[/quote]
What he said...

You must of been flipin' bored...you should go outside...[/quote]
Yea i was bored, and i was thinking on how to make some people laugh and lighten up...

Go outside at 10:45 at night....too cold!!

milestails 01-27-2004 02:59 PM

......
Eh, forget about it. (Quote from game.)

Saijin_Ryu 01-27-2004 03:16 PM

Poo's fun! :alien:

akuma_forever 01-27-2004 03:21 PM

ok..... i have nothing to say...



Edited By akuma_forever on Jan. 27 2004 at 18:22

marvel911 01-27-2004 05:43 PM

Why did I come back..I just ate..

ledmonkey 01-27-2004 07:42 PM

Saijin does this method work in a port-o-pody or do you have to do something else:P

MasterX05 01-27-2004 08:01 PM

LMAO its sticky too LOL :laughlong: Who da hell made this a sticky hehehehe



Edited By MasterX05 on Jan. 27 2004 at 23:01

ledmonkey 01-27-2004 08:02 PM

StickY?

Check this out: _

Doh!

MrPegasus88 01-27-2004 10:11 PM

You're sick man if I were to do that I wouldn't of thorwn up.

SSJKarma 01-27-2004 10:59 PM

*resisting the urge to flame for making this*

ok... i will start by this... i don't think it was funny and i doubt anyone around here to have taken it as funny, at least i took it as very disgusting ! but its just me.

second, who the hell made this a sticky ?
whoever mod or admin did this, it sure wasn't right for you to do so !

third, well saijin, we were speaking of a real thing, you don't believe it at all, no need to make fun ofus like this. i probably like parodies a lot, but this was just plain insulting our minds all together ! so i suggest you take your time before redoing any parodies about something. the next time you'll get bored !

SBYRD5 01-28-2004 12:01 AM

OMg someone put a sticky on this....

Well it has truth in it... :laughlong:

Saijin_Ryu 01-28-2004 07:35 AM

[quote:post_uid0="SSJKarma"]*resisting the urge to flame for making this*

ok... i will start by this... i don't think it was funny and i doubt anyone around here to have taken it as funny, at least i took it as very disgusting ! but its just me.

second, who the hell made this a sticky ?
whoever mod or admin did this, it sure wasn't right for you to do so !

third, well saijin, we were speaking of a real thing, you don't believe it at all, no need to make fun ofus like this. i probably like parodies a lot, but this was just plain insulting our minds all together ! so i suggest you take your time before redoing any parodies about something. the next time you'll get bored ![/quote]
Just like i predicted...

Mr. Big 01-28-2004 07:47 AM

followin what karma said, let me be the one to say your a freak, that distusting, you need video games and a bike, sum friends and other way to find fun with urself.

this is worst than that topic bloodpack made, "world's longest feces" pulled out of a human's whole rectum.

Saijin_Ryu 01-28-2004 08:00 AM

[quote:post_uid0="Mr. Big"]your a freak,[/quote]
Thanks.

Kingryu1 01-28-2004 08:59 AM

you people need a reality check (karma and snake) ITS RANDOM INSANITY. DUH. me and saijin made it a sticky to see what ppl would say. and we see that some ppl on this forum cannot take a joke -_-'

Saijin_Ryu 01-28-2004 10:09 AM

Lol, i cant really talk about anything else!

SNOW, SNOW IN ENGLAND!!! or where i live anyway!!

marvel911 01-28-2004 10:35 AM

Your loving this attention arent you saijin.. ;)

Saijin_Ryu 01-28-2004 10:43 AM

[quote:post_uid0="marvel911"]Your loving this attention arent you saijin.. ;)[/quote]
Attention? im loving the fact that its snowing!

marvel911 01-28-2004 10:47 AM

No no, that you have a topic doing well and it was based on sh*t..

Saijin_Ryu 01-28-2004 11:06 AM

Its cos im a hunk-o-rama ;)

ledmonkey 01-28-2004 12:20 PM

[color=green:post_uid11]Snow=me shoveling :plain:[/color:post_uid11]

CharginPoo 01-28-2004 01:38 PM

... hey it works...no , wait....the poopie was in the toilet before ! and to think...i drunk out of that !

ssj_3_goku 01-28-2004 01:53 PM

is it normal if its green? :eh:





lol, j/k!

marvel911 01-28-2004 02:08 PM

No, consult a mortician..

ledmonkey 01-28-2004 02:13 PM

It doesn't work :angryfire:

marvel911 01-28-2004 02:20 PM

:lol: Dolphin face.."Hey Dolphin Face".. :p

ledmonkey 01-28-2004 02:22 PM

Grilled cheese?......I mean........What?

marvel911 01-28-2004 02:25 PM

[color=purple:post_uid1]...tiuS sesnruB[/color:post_uid1]

ledmonkey 01-28-2004 02:27 PM

Burnses Suit?

marvel911 01-28-2004 02:30 PM

...eniacoc fins I ,yeknomdeL si eman ym ,olleH

ledmonkey 01-28-2004 02:32 PM

Hello, my name is Ledmonkey, I snif cocaine!

milestails 01-28-2004 02:49 PM

[quote:post_uid0="ledmonkey"]Hello, my name is Ledmonkey, I snif cocaine![/quote]
LOL..
..I don't get it.


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