[quote:post_uid0="SBYRD5"]Like a decepticons victory....to the popularity of your MF Doom's page count code/[/quote]
Man,.. we're just bringin' tha unground above!

We can battle.

That underground will meet a Magnitude 8.
Sink below 6 feet under and marinate with Mr.Burns and the rest of the nuclear waste,
Asshole bite your tongue I wouldn't begin this battle with haste son,

I recommend you stick to MS paint and draw with your paint brushes or your online crayons,
Don't let me be a match between Apollo Creed and the Italian Stallion,

:sly:



Edited By SBYRD5 on 1115111393

[color=#000000:post_uid6]I'm just gonna post ONE of my favorite songs. I WOULD post a poem, but my buddies on my msn messenger said he stole some of the poems on this topic to do something for school(I blocked him though =\)..so, I don't want to post my poems.

Song: MockingBird
Rapper: Eminem

Yeah
I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now
But hey, what daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldier
Stiffen up that upper lip
What you crying about?
You got me

Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you the life that I never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you laugh
I can see it in your eyes, deep inside you want to cry
Cuz you're scared, I ain't there?
Daddy's with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Daddy's here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
Laney uncles crazy, aint he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little beautiful girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, mamma's always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, your mother and me
But things have gotten so bad between us
I don't see us ever being together ever again
Like we used to be when we was teenagers
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess it was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what destiny is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all just be a dream

[Chorus]
Now hush little baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Stiffen that upper lip up little lady, i told ya
Daddy's here to hold ya through the night
I know mommy's not here right now and we don't know why
We feel how we feel inside
It may seem a little crazy, pretty baby
But i promise momma's gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no money
Mommy wrapped the Christmas presents up
And stuck 'em under the tree and said some of 'em were from me
Cuz daddy couldn't buy 'em
I'll never forget that Christmas I sat up the whole night crying
Cuz daddy felt like a bum, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the food on the table for you and mom
And at the time every house that we lived in
Either kept getting broke into and robbed
Or shot up on the block and your mom was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to college
Almost had a thousand dollars till someone broke in and stole it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Mom and dad was arguin' a lot so momma moved back
On the Chalmers in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of 8 Mile on Novara
And that's when daddy went to California with his CD and met Dr. Dre
And flew you and momma out to see me
But daddy had to work, you and momma had to leave me
Then you started seeing daddy on the T.V. and momma didn't like it
And you and Laney were to young to understand it
Papa was a rollin' stone, momma developed a habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cuz all I ever wanted to do was just make you proud
Now I'm sittin in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby pictures, it just trips me out
To see how much you both have grown, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
Laney I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, momma's only gone for the moment

[Chorus]

And if you ask me too
Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a diamond ring for you
I'mma sing for you
I'll do anything for you to see you smile
And if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'd go back to the jewler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't flip with dad[/color:post_uid6]



Edited By gameboymaster on 1115345607

[quote:post_uid0=""]Aye-yo, fk tha PoPe and that niggas Pubes(??),
You just as bad as that bitch living off of tubes.
There's a line of fire here, can't ya smell tha fumes?
i'm about to burn you down, like tha rest of tha rooms.
You just a sorry sad[/quote]
Good news for you sense were on the subject of weddings,
There's a new law you don't have to keep your same sex ties in the closet bedding,
The only fumes are essences of your sheman perfume,
Even though this is poetry corner your being soft this aint a saloon,

I'm dead serious I'm 3-D so please stop being a pixel cartoon,
No more sound effects this aint the old BATMAN on FX,
No more POW,BAM,ZOOM,
And if I'm going to be THE HUSBAND.let me quote the man from the honeymoons.."One of these days...POW striaght to the moon."

asshole u claiming u on top but it seems that ur boat hit an ice berg and u sunk to the bottom u keep begging for disses well ill have u and ur mom suallowin my jissum dont take this to sirius ppl he asked me to dissem im just trying to get recognition cause im a plus on respect if yougot something to say asshole COME TALK TO MY TECK..........


this is all in fun man i got nothing against u man and u can fire back at me all in fun bro



Edited By HollowTips on 1115484517

hey asshole im starting a porn flick ur mom is the star in it/
its a mothersday production so ur sister had to jump in it/
i got these bitches but naked doin the splits/ im starting to smell funky oder kind of like rotten fish/ and yes im an uneducated man so i sip on the fith/ me begg u for money na dog u must think that u funny/ ill put that glock to ur dome and make ur puzzy bitch strip/ i got u beggin for mercy while i empty ur pockets and collect all ur chips.......



Edited By HollowTips on 1115565841

[quote:post_uid0="HollowTips"]hey asshole i dont really like to battle im more of a song writer so if youever wanna collab on something let me know man i can make a beat put my verse down and send it to u so u can put ur verse down and u can send it back to me so i can do some adjustments well if ur interested let me know man...... dont think ima make some bunk ass poop man the best thing about my muisic is my beats ill let u check some of them out if ur interested......[/quote]
Oh damn yo, definetly, i'm down for that!
Wheneverrr..
But tha only Problem is.. I have NO idea how to record n stuff, ya know?
My friend has this 8-record-track, and that's how we record, but other than that.. no clue, esPecially on tha comP!

But oy.. yeah if you can, send me some beats to just listen to, and i'll try to raP over them.

oh yea when u go to acoustica.com look on the right side it will say muisic creation download MIXCRAFT thats the program u use its for for 7 day's hopefully u figure it out and if ur interested in making beats down load FRUITY LOOPS 3,4,5 ....... 4 is pretty good thats the one i use u will have to get this off kazaa or lime wire thats if youhave a sharing progam or if yougot the money to buy it any ways get at me man..... oh yea all u need is a mic to record on MIXCRAFT and ill send u some beats so u can use them...... my msn is
edgarsanchez7@msn.com just add me i can give u more info man.....



Edited By HollowTips on 1115677709

??? Asshole I got nothing,but love,but you must know I shine & spin like the Midnight Edition with Dubs,

Wax on wax off I just got that broth,
When the cops see me they stare funny and put there hands in there pockets and begin to cough,
I have the hoddie on like I'm vicious like a goth, :ghostface:
But I'm a steady nice dude,but don't believe I'm all talk.



Edited By SBYRD5 on 1116426750

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Cops reach for their gun to waste you,
they hate someone, and they thought that they chased you.
That's why you over here runnin, and haste too,
But you also got your bike jacked, and got misPlaced, fool.


Life ending story. ;]

Alright, wanna battle forreal style?[/quote]
Me misplaced but you stole the cops donut dude,
I was just on the corner trying to sell bud to you,
LOL I am black that is probally why it's true...
BUT you discreted a flag WHY NOT YOU!!
:cry:


And sure were both here..let's go response for response.

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Haha, alright then let's go, i'll start.

Yo, you sound like you still don't know HiP-HoP,
Your rhymes are so queer, they dont make your own head boP.
You talk all ProPer like you're tryin to win some election,
yet lookin at tha word porn in dictionary gives you an erection.
My rhymes are so doPe, I don't even gotta try,
i'll even beat you in your hometown and show you why.[/quote]
This post might make you cry...or you might feel like a female and eat ice cream till it reaches your thighs,

I'll show you new tendencies make you bisexual to guns and knives,
I heard in the middle east you dudes could have more than multiple wives,
I'm far from a fallen hip-hop poser I'm the blueprint tupac invisioned of a soldier....so catch my vibe,
This aint even prememorized it's all live,

Remebering written rhymes could make your brain swell,
Because I know your memory starting to go stale,
I'll put penertrating words with preciptation on you like the wheather forecast was hail,
I'll have you deleting your response like it was a never ending spam email,

I keep it for realz you can bake it and keep it civilized...or revert back to correctional...jail..

[quote:post_uid0="asshole"]Hah, make me feel like a female?


Annnnyway, yeah, we can have more than 1 wifes, thats more to FK,
unlike you homos over here, stickin' with tha same one catching tha same nut.
You got nothin, you remind me of that fat dude Kenan from all that,
and your rhyme taste is so whack, are you sure you're ALL black?(haha.. streotyPing)
You over here crying about tha tha girl that left you, yo she ran away with me,
she said she wanted tha finest, so she called me out... Z, and wanted my D.
After sex, I had her beggin more more, but I thought she was a lady,
now she over here Fkin' me while carrying your baby.[/quote]

Very shaddy sleeping with my lady,
But hey sense your unemployed you'll get a spinal break from those child support checks maybe,
Because if you tainted the lady..even if we take it to Maury with the test just know... it aint my baby,

And the girl left because she didn't want man meat,
She liked the V spot...which I thought was hot,
She did play with her self between the sheets..and cuaght an infection with yeast...and she never let me beat,
And I think she had the herpes..so you might have The Cock Rot,

And I did say she didn't like cock....as I began to educate in thought..

So you must have that vagina STD broth,

But even with your genitals falling off. Zora would still make the ladies think she's hot.



Edited By SBYRD5 on 1116435537