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DA_VIPA 11-20-2003 09:24 AM

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

Ikaruga 11-20-2003 09:33 AM

Wow...He accually figured that out all by himself...Man he's growing up so fast... :)

ledmonkey 11-20-2003 11:54 AM

Emkay good Micheal Jackson Joke!

Whats a simliarity between Micheal Jackson and Target.




Boys pants half off!! lol

asshole 11-20-2003 01:19 PM

[quote:post_uid0="DA_VIPA"]Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.[/quote]
Hahahaha, I like the j0ke, too bad it's not true..!!

DAMN YOU MAC USERS!!

11-20-2003 03:16 PM

what did the computer geek say when he was drowning:
F1 F1!!

i was backed up in traffic one day in LA , and i got out to see what was wrong. It turns out that a trucker had gotten his trailer stuck under an overpass. So, I was standing there talking to the trucker, and a State potroleman walkes up. he asks the trucker "did 'ya git yer truck stuck?" the trucker replies "nope, i was hauling that overpass and ran outta gas!"


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