Jokes - Come and joke

[estset]

Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!!:D

....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces. :D Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied :D Hehe

[DeathisBad]

I have know idea about the nanner joke but ihave one... your mammas so fat i tried driving around her and ran outta gas... yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad

[blossom]

yo mammas so stupid that she climbed over a chain linked fence to see what was on the other side... oh and by the way death is bad
so are drugs :sarcasm:

[DeathisBad]

i completely agree... this is what other people look like when you do drugs... :O :ghostface: :blues: :alien: :angry:

[nash0r]

Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."

From Emma from Big Brother

[DeathisBad]

Girl called Shagerada is at home whilst her mother is out shopping. The milkman pops round and offers her two pints of milk if she lets him in. She does. He offers her three more pints of milk if she lets him go upstairs. Another five pints if she lets him get into her bed. Another six if he can shag her. Whilst shagging her, the girl's mother comes in and calls upstairs. 'Shagerada!' to which the milkman replies, "she's got my entire milk float, I'm shagging her as hard as I can."

From Emma from Big Brother
hahahah that's hilarious shag her harder-shagerada, :buttrock:

[estset]

Those are some hilious joke :D

[DeathisBad]

i've got one, two men go to a bar, one ducks and the other one hits his head

[Awe03]

How do you know if a blonde just used the computer?

There is liquid paper on the screen

[MAXIMUM_SPIDER]

ight y the chicken crossed the road???

[hellboy666]

Come here to tell a Jokes. Post anything about JOKES. Let me tell you one of my JOKE!!!:D

....What do you get if you chop the banana into pieces. :D Can you guess it. This is the easy as a pied :D Hehe
OMG STfuIVE ALREADY MADE THIS KINDA TOPIC STOP TAKIN MY flipIN IDEAS
COME UP WITH UR OWN!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

[Shinatsu]

Old school joke for ya!

Your momma so dumb when somebody yelled its chilly outside she went and grabbed a bowl

[Green Viper]

some more old school!
yo momma so fat when she passed by in front of tv, i missed 3 commercials
yo momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish

[Green Viper]

lol i just heard another 1 from my friend sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing

[Green Viper]

guys i just found an awesome one but its a little long so bear with me plz. its really funny! (at least thats what i think) :;):

[Green Viper]

When you occasionally have had a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call i had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "hello". I politely said, "This is Andrew. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?". Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the "wrong" number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, ''You're an asshole!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word "asshole" next t9 it and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, i'd call him up and yell "You're an asshole!".lt always cheered me up.
When caller ID came to our area, l thought my herapeutic "asshole" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller 10 program?" He yelled, "NO" and slammed the phone down. I quickly called him back and said "that's because you're an asshole!".
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window so I wrote his phone number down.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, (I had his number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?".
''Yes, it is".
"Can you tell me where I can see it?".
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out front".
"What's your name?", I asked. "My name is Don Hansen", he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?".
"I'm home every evening after five".
"Listen Don, can I tell you something?".
"Yes".
"Don, you're an asshole". Then I hung up and added his number to my speed dial too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
(Cont. on the next post)

[Green Viper]

[color=#32CD32]But after a few months of calling, it wasn't as enjoyable as it use to be. So I came up with an idea.
I called Asshole #1.

[Green Viper]

lemme knwo what u think.
P.S. in case ur wondering i didnot type all that. i copied & pasted

[Green Viper]

yo maximum im sry man i used ur joke again. i hadnt read all the previous posts yet. :confused: sry

[hellboy666]

lol i just heard another 1 from my friend who is gay sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing.
-_-" dont get it *sigh*
U CANT POS SEVEN TIMES LMAO!!!!

[Green Viper]

i no im sry hellboy & er... ill try not doing it again :)
maybe ill try posting 6 times instead of 7 (just kidding)

[estset]

lol i just heard another 1 from my friend who is gay sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing.
-_-" dont get it *sigh*
U CANT POS SEVEN TIMES LMAO!!!!
He can post 7 post here because is RI no post count :D Goo ballstic.

[Awe03]

lol i just heard another 1 from my friend who is gay sitting by me
what did the chicken say when it crossed the road???????????
nothing.
-_-" dont get it *sigh*
U CANT POS SEVEN TIMES LMAO!!!!
He can post 7 post here because is RI no post count :D Goo ballstic.
really? ???

[Green Viper]

course! nferno made that topic w/ title that says posts dont count in RI no more

[Shingko]

*ding* i think a light bulb just turned on!

[Awe03]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i seee.....lol
I didn't see it



Edited By Awe03 on 1109903213

[Green Viper]

lllllllllooooooooooollllllllllllll :D

[evryoung8998]

ok i got 1

Their was a husband and a wife. They had 2 beautiful daughters and the husband took care of dem all da time. Then the husband told the wife that why not try for a son.So one day they tried to get the son they wanted and 9 months later the husband took the pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor yelled push and out came the baby,and watta ya know,it was a boy.BUT!!! the boy was the ugliest thing that the husband has ever seen. He told the wife "how can i get such an ugly baby if i have 2 beautiful girls." den he asked" did u have an affair" she smiled sweetly and said "not dis time"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!LMAO LOL LOL LMAO!!!!!.............ahem ok there it is :;):

[Green Viper]

lol that was a good 1 man :D

[Shinatsu]

Here's an original joke I made up

What do get when you cross Martin Lawrence with a Donkey?


A Jackass that can fly!!!

LOL!!!

:D :D :D

No offense I like martin, it just came to mind!

What do u get when u cross Jack nicholson with an Ace of spades?

U get a goddang JOKER!!









:laugh: :laugh:

[Green Viper]

nice 1's shin :)
i got sum
world's greatest moment: a bus full of lawyers fell over a cliff
world's greatest sorrow: there was 1 empty seat
what's the difference btw a lawyer & a bucket full of crap ???
the bucket

[Green Viper]

fyi i got nuthin against lawyers. those r just jokes :)

[evryoung8998]

w/e ???

[$ilent K!ller]

viper i love the last 1 about the crap in the bucket it was jokes