Are you ready for christmas? - Are you ready or not?

[Juggernaut]

Lol well I'm not. It was snowing here today and someone try to get out of the snow, went up on the curb, slid off the curb and slammed into the side of our car. The two front new tires popped and went flat, its loaded with dents, but one semi good thing that came out of it : Our car wasn't as messed up as his was with a huge chunk out of the front end. Shows older cars are better built to withstand than the newer cars. Another thing his car was brand new. OUCH.

[Jr]

I dont think I'm ready because after falling off the side of Mt. Rushemore, I fell into this bottomless pit where Santa REALLY lives and he told me until I changed my ways, I would never get any good presents. I hate Santa :angryfire:

[asshole]

Jr, me too...

Santa didn't give me any presents last year, so I b!tched him off, and he didn't like it. So he said he's gonna do something really bad to me this year...

[Jr]

I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:

[montalvo]

screw santa...that fat bastard.Im getting everything on credit lol
buy now pay later :biggrin:

[asshole]

I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:
He's a Child Molester?!?!?!?

Is that what he's...gonna ...do to...me.??

I'm M..Mo..Moving out..

[Jr]

...asshole, I'm afraid so ???

but moving out would not work cuz he knows where everybody lives.....even those who live in out-houses.....

[asshole]

Seriously???

Then i'm done for..?

[apocolypse83]

Yeah that fat ass gave me a piece of coal for christmas so I will give HIM coal for christmas. i'll give it to em good to. hehehe

[montalvo]

coal?
*cough*

[Kayura]

Mont,you never heard of the coal story? If ur bad u get a coal,or a peice of poop in ur stocking.

[Juggernaut]

Well just found out the A-Frame in the car is cracked. So now its declared totaled. Well now we have to find a new car. Why the A-Frame lol? Why the one that holds the engine, axle, etc. in place? Dam what bad luck....

[akuma_forever]

i thought i tortured santa,backed him over with my car,light him on fire,and threw him in a dumpster!

[SolidSnake76]

now he's a child molester.

wheres my shotgun? i gotta call the mad tv version of rudolph the red nose reindeer and have him kill the jolly freak again. need to find a jetpack.......

anyway, what would u do to outlaw child labor laws? i serious.

[bloodpack]

I always knew Santa was a child molester........ :angry:
Santa is not a child molester... :angryfire:

in fact, "i saw mommy kissing santa claus underneath the missile toe last night" :biggrin:

he's my mom's secret love affair :biggrin: (j/k, j/k)

[Roll]

Leave santa alone. He hasn't done anything. It's just those circus clowns that go dressing up like him. The real santa actually wears robes, not a fat suit.

[EvilDan]

I'm getting a Nintendo Gamecube on Christmas.

[SolidSnake76]

that fat son of a bitch never gave me my sega genesis. ever since i was 3 i wanted one, but i never got it.

[Juggernaut]

What creative minds you all have lol. But yet very disturbing.... :shocked:

[TarkanX]

Fat ass bitch doesn't exist, theres no way possible a fat man can fly with deers that fly. Theres no way a 5000 pound man can fit in a chimney so little, infact, some places don't even have chimneys. There's no way you can deliver presents to 6 billion people in the world in a few hours, infact, many people are up at midnight(myself for one). Santa bitch doesn't exist, I'm surprised some of you believe in him.

"ho ho ho and a toot toot toot"

I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME!

That bitch deserves to go to hell, for all the damn people he's disappointed. HE DOESN'T EXIST! If he does, I'd kill him right now.

[akuma_forever]

and why does he say ho ho ho? oh yeah. because he is one.....

[asshole]

Yo Go Mario!!
LoL...


Whoa.. are there really people that believe in him? Besides kids??


But then again, I wonder... why do kids believe in him?
I told my 8or9... year old cousin that there's no Santa, and she was like "I know.." Thats hilarious..

But that maybe be form what I told her back like 3-4 years ago... she cried, but she found out anyhow..

[bloodpack]

I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME!
dats sad :(

actually when ppl have problems and there's no one to turn to, they tend to fantasize on something or someone who can help them even in their darkest hours...

dats how the human mind works

others seek refuge, others ask for an advice, and others go to church ;)

its better to believe on the REAL ONE, he can help u every flamin' step o' the way :buttrock:

[ajtimbs]

Jr, me too...

Santa didn't give me any presents last year, so I b!tched him off, and he didn't like it. So he said he's gonna do something really bad to me this year...
i get presents and i'm good :p

[Jr]

.....you get presents because your parents feel sorry for you :D, not because your a good kid ;)

[asshole]

LMFAO!!!

[akuma_forever]

lol

[Juggernaut]

lol

[bloodpack]

.....you get presents because your parents feel sorry for you :D, not because your a good kid :p
poor kid...the unwitting victim of the adults :plain:

[machine1]

Lol well I'm not. It was snowing here today and someone try to get out of the snow, went up on the curb, slid off the curb and slammed into the side of our car. The two front new tires popped and went flat, its loaded with dents, but one semi good thing that came out of it : Our car wasn't as messed up as his was with a huge chunk out of the front end. Shows older cars are better built to withstand than the newer cars. Another thing his car was brand new. OUCH.
whats that have to do wit christmas? :withstupid:
and yes im ready for x-mas i have been ready, am ready, and will always be ready

[DARKPICCOLO]

lol my kid wants something called a BLUES CLUES DOG...i got her everything else, so other than that im done with my X-Mas shopping... so what is a blues clues anyways? ???

[SBYRD5]

Well the birdman is ready for christmas.

[Roll]

Fat ass bitch doesn't exist, theres no way possible a fat man can fly with deers that fly. Theres no way a 5000 pound man can fit in a chimney so little, infact, some places don't even have chimneys. There's no way you can deliver presents to 6 billion people in the world in a few hours, infact, many people are up at midnight(myself for one). Santa bitch doesn't exist, I'm surprised some of you believe in him.

"ho ho ho and a toot toot toot"

I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME!

That bitch deserves to go to hell, for all the damn people he's disappointed. HE DOESN'T EXIST! If he does, I'd kill him right now.
Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter. As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds? Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings.

As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone.

And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors.

BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect.

[pip99]

ant thought bout xmas

[TarkanX]

Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter.

........

As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds?

There's something called exaggeration.


Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings.

Santa is still stupid


As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone.


I don't care anymore anyways, it's been well over a decade.


And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors

"It is believed" That's poopty, if he slowed down time, then time wpildn't be going slowly, as I am always watching the time about every Christmas, and you still haven't explained how he will be able to put presents if people are still awake.


BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect.

There's no such thing as magical beings! No tooth fairy, No Santa Claus, no witches, there's no such thing! This is real life, povetry, death, destruction, all that bullpoop. Why don't children just see the truth! There is no such thing as SANTA CLAUS! There will never be one, unless you dress up as him which still doesn't count.

I don't care if it breaks childrens hearts... children are getting corrupt anyways. Look at coolplayer or mysticvegeta or whatever.... they are only 9 and they are saying inapproproate words that they aren;t even supposed to be saying yet. Look at the young teenagers who vandilize walls, and buildings. They think they are the authority.

I hate children, I don't care about 'em, whatever they do, I don't care, as long as they don't touch me. Stupid bitches.

[machine1]

gifts gifts gifts.. god i love christmas.

[Juggernaut]

lmao :laughlong: :laughlong:

[akuma_forever]

Fat ass bitch doesn't exist, theres no way possible a fat man can fly with deers that fly. Theres no way a 5000 pound man can fit in a chimney so little, infact, some places don't even have chimneys. There's no way you can deliver presents to 6 billion people in the world in a few hours, infact, many people are up at midnight(myself for one). Santa bitch doesn't exist, I'm surprised some of you believe in him.

"ho ho ho and a toot toot toot"

I stopped believing in him when I was 8. I asked for him to have my mom and dad live with eachother again, yes I put milk and cookies.. guess what? FAT BITCH DIDN'T COME!

That bitch deserves to go to hell, for all the damn people he's disappointed. HE DOESN'T EXIST! If he does, I'd kill him right now.
Anyone who knows their magical beings knows that no magical beings are supposed to interfere with someones love life, or even love for that matter. As for your facts, how are you so sure he is even 5000 pounds? Even if he was, the fact is that he is a MAGICAL BEING. The word magical has a huge effect on him. He's not some myth... and people can only get what they truly want most from him. It won't be something you just saw and said "Ouuu.. I want that." because if it was, then my older brother would have a large quantity of cars with all the storage space in the world, and a whole LOT of people would have $1+ in their stockings.

As sad as your family's divorce is, you aren't the only one who had the divorce and asked for that. My brother asked for that, and when that didn't happen, he was hurt. But he still believed, since he and I both knew (we read up on magical creatures and beings) that he couldn't interfere with someones love life. So don't feel like you're all alone.

And continuing on about his ability to deliver the gifts all over the world, it may seem hard, but he can. It is believed (by many a books) that he can slow down time while he is dropping off his presents. His ability to do this, however, is limited only to that extent. The fact that he can go through chimney's that are small, was said to be done by him shrinking himself (and the bag). For those places that don't have chimney's, he can go through the cracks in the doors.

BTW, show some respect to magical beings. They have been alive longer than all of us, and deserve at least some respect.
santa is dead,nothin to it.....

[asshole]

DarkPiccolo, you already have kids?
Yer only like 17 years old, right?

And...
Roll, don't even try to argue over such a thing... we all know Santa doesn't exist, so why not let us talk $hit about him?
Are you like gonna start protecting a Dog $hit, if I start dissing on it tomorrow?

Oh and damn all you kids who get presents...
My life was in a sewer when I was 10!

[marvel911]

It always seems to get to december quickly....But then that month always goes by slowly

[Strider42]

hey I just found out that Santa is not real.
I saw my presents in the closet, I saw a couple of videogames. I know what my presents are. hahaha
lol im j/k he's real :D lol

[asshole]

Umm.. no he's not!

[princevegetam]

ROTFLMAO!! i just read all the pages in this topic, and #### it's so flipin funny. hahahaha

the funniest part was Tarkan's response to Roll's long ass post. what a classic confrontation between reality and imagination. it's so funny, how Roll still believes in magical creatures and how desperatly tarkan x tries to prove it wrong.


anyways, i hate santa claus. cause i never get any thing for christmas, now that i thought about it, i haven't gotten any presents or gifts from anyone in the past.......3 years or so. bah, it's so obvious, i don't notice it anymore

[Ludacris]

lol my kid wants something called a BLUES CLUES DOG...i got her everything else, so other than that im done with my X-Mas shopping... so what is a blues clues anyways? ???
damn dog.......already a child........I almost had a child but it's a long story and I'm only 15........damn.......but cool........i hope U take good care of her....... I'd cherish my child if I had one with all my heart :biggrin:

[DARKPICCOLO]

lol my kid wants something called a BLUES CLUES DOG...i got her everything else, so other than that im done with my X-Mas shopping... so what is a blues clues anyways? ???
damn dog.......already a child........I almost had a child but it's a long story and I'm only 15........damn.......but cool........i hope U take good care of her....... I'd cherish my child if I had one with all my heart :biggrin:
i had her when i was 15....17 now
Damn i was stupid and careless, but i love her with ever fiber of my being and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
I almost dropped out of school so that i could spend more time with her and my girl, but as you can see by my grammer i need every bit of school i can get lol.
so now im gonna tough it out for all of our sakes

[Ludacris]

lol my kid wants something called a BLUES CLUES DOG...i got her everything else, so other than that im done with my X-Mas shopping... so what is a blues clues anyways? <!--emo&???
damn dog.......already a child........I almost had a child but it's a long story and I'm only 15........damn.......but cool........i hope U take good care of her....... I'd cherish my child if I had one with all my heart :biggrin:
i had her when i was 15....17 now
Damn i was stupid and careless, but i love her with ever fiber of my being and i wouldnt give her up for the world.
I almost dropped out of school so that i could spend more time with her and my girl, but as you can see by my grammer i need every bit of school i can get lol.
so now im gonna tough it out for all of our sakes
I was careless to man........but the gurl did an abortion(I don't if I wrote it right........at first I was mad cuz I wanted to take care of my kid U know but then I realised that I was too young but I'm still a lil'maad cuz I'm against abortion........

[asshole]

Ludacris, yer lucky man!


Trust me!

[princevegetam]

good god, it's like health class becoming reality, yawn....

[Juggernaut]

You guys enjoy this don't you? roflmao! :laughlong: :laughlong: Check out the voting area I made.

[Ludacris]

Ludacris, yer lucky man!


Trust me!
really? well I have 1 lil'bro and 2 lil'sis...........5 years old 4 years old and 3 months old.........so I knoiw how to take care of a kid.........

[Juggernaut]

14 days :laughlong: Hmm days move to slow...

[asshole]

Ludacris, like I said, yer lucky!

And Juggernaut, quit spamming!

[Juggernaut]

How am I spaming? This isn't spam

[Ludacris]

Ludacris, like I said, yer lucky!

And Juggernaut, quit spamming!
hum.......okay.........anyway......I'm happy cuz It's gonna almost be a year since I'm going out with my gf and I bought her a white gold necklace with her name on it.........I think she's gonna like it........anyway........

[machine1]

Ludacris, like I said, yer lucky!

And Juggernaut, quit spamming!
hum.......okay.........anyway......I'm happy cuz It's gonna almost be a year since I'm going out with my gf and I bought her a white gold necklace with her name on it.........I think she's gonna like it........anyway........
how charming and caring lol
what ever u do just make sure u use a condom :D

[asshole]

Hahahaha, LMFAO!!!
Good one Machine!


Oh and Juggernaut..
leaving " lol " and a smiley face or anything small like that, is spamming!

[Ludacris]

Ludacris, like I said, yer lucky!

And Juggernaut, quit spamming!
hum.......okay.........anyway......I'm happy cuz It's gonna almost be a year since I'm going out with my gf and I bought her a white gold necklace with her name on it.........I think she's gonna like it........anyway........
how charming and caring lol
what ever u do just make sure u use a condom :D
lol.......protection fiest man........protection first........but it ain't like that........I ain't like that :lookaround: :uhoh:
anyway..........

[Juggernaut]

:laughlong: :0 :shocked:

CI3 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=63199)

[marvel911]

Quit yer spammin Juggernaut :alien: ....and there is only 11 days left, maybe i should start buying some gifts...

[Mr. Big]

i really not ready for chrismas.

[SSJKarma]

gift don't counts !
i'm just glad that i still have a family to be with on christmas day !

that's what use to say all the time, but times changes and those tradition have almost disappeared ! christmas has become a GIFT DAY more then an HAPPY one !

just like halloween, no more tradition in it, where is the time i was passing door by door with my friends at midnight ?
yeah times sure have changed for the worst !

[Juggernaut]

Check out CI3?

[tupac2westsider]

We should play bingo.

[Ludacris]

Check out CI3?
I guees U don't understand the STOP SPAMMING PART anyway........I'm ready.........to give and Receive gifts too....... :biggrin:

[Juggernaut]

Lol sadly I'm still not ready! :(

[SolidSnake76]

Lol sadly I'm still not ready! :(
well there is a delete button. ???

not using it? o well.

[akuma_forever]

plz let me get gtaIII plz let me get gtaIII!!!!!!!

[SolidSnake76]

does anyone knows if GT3 [Gran Turismo 3] can be played over the internet against other pple?

cause for christmas my brother says he's getting me a PS2 and i want my GT3 back so i can race pple with my 210mph corvette. and my 220 camero race car.

[Juggernaut]

I think your can play it online. Try to look for one of the major game review sites and look for it. Not dat sure. Hmm I think its in one of my EGM mags. I'll look for it for you in the mean time.

[asshole]

LoL, Juggernaut was spamming BEFORE my post.
The "C13" and the "Watch C13", both made sense, so, they're NOT spammin'!

[Juggernaut]

Hey Snake found what you wanted: GT3. It is a multiplayer game of 1-6 players so you can play it online. Found it in EGM issue #144 page 70, July 2001 issue lol.

I suggested some more games in the CI3 topic. I hope you like em'.