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Juggernaut
11-20-2002, 05:59 PM
You got appropreite jokes post them in here!
Well my picture won't display :( but I found it funny. What is the max an image size can be anyway? I forgot.
bloodpack
11-21-2002, 08:33 AM
what is the difference between a torn parachute and a torn condom? ???
mooo1
11-21-2002, 10:43 AM
he said Appropriate jokes, bloodpack. :plain: :p just playing around..
bloodpack
11-21-2002, 11:38 PM
he he he :alien:
bloodpack
11-21-2002, 11:40 PM
wanna know my answer...?

if u use a torn parachute, ur a dead meat ;)

if u use a torn condom, ur a LIVE meat :biggrin:
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another one...

what is the difference between an elephant and an ant ???
mooo1
11-22-2002, 09:57 AM
the elephants is big, and the ant is small, Duh.

thats not the answer is it? ??? dont mind my dum comments. they are here just for fun.
bloodpack
11-22-2002, 11:07 AM
...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin:

here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???
Juggernaut
11-22-2002, 11:16 AM
To get eatten by Wolverine? Man that would hurt... :laughlong: :D

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TJ5
11-22-2002, 09:19 PM
The chicken crossed the road ummmmm because it could. ? :plain:
Ludacris
11-22-2002, 09:39 PM
...here is my answer, when an elephant dies, ants eat him but when an ant dies elephants dont eat it!!!:biggrin:

here is another one, why did the chicken cross the road ???
to get to the other side.......... :(
SolidSnake76
11-22-2002, 09:43 PM
to chatch a cab.
bloodpack
11-23-2002, 08:55 AM
...why did the chicken cross the road ???
coz, he doesnt know how to ChEcK IT :biggrin:
Juggernaut
11-27-2002, 09:38 AM
I thought there were some good joke makers around here lol.
machine1
11-27-2002, 03:50 PM
may not be appropriate but its funny.....

ok theres this girl thats at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a man goes to the beach and sees her crying. he asks her "why are u crying?" she says i never had a coversation with anyone b4. so the man makes a conversation with her.

the next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more so he asks" why are u crying?" the girl says i never been kissed b4. so the man kisses her.

the next day the man goes back and she still crying. he asks her" why are u crying?" she says i never been fliped b4. so the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says" there now ur fliped!"


:lol: get it?
chun_ai
11-27-2002, 04:44 PM
ok.
so there are three women applying for a job.
a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.
the brunette gets called in first.
the interviewer asks her, "how many ds are in Indiana Jones?" the brunette thinks a minute and says "1".
next, the redhed is called in. the interviewer asks the same question. the redhead says, "2".
Then, finally, the blonde walks in. the interviwer asks HER the question, and 20 min l8tr, the blonde says, "15".
the interviewer asks, "how did you get FIFTEEN?"
So the blonde says, " D-D-D-D-D-D-D-da!!!!!!!!!!!!!"( the Indiana Jones song!)
:D :alien: :buttrock:
bloodpack
11-28-2002, 03:26 AM
u guys r freakin corny :laughlong:
justi313
12-01-2002, 01:40 PM
y did the rooster cross the road

*time left 2 minuts*
justi313
12-01-2002, 03:03 PM
to prove it wasnt chicken he he he :laugh: :D :D