Stand up zone - Tell your best jokes here

[SonicDX]

Just tell jokes i will when i think of sum :)

[Ikaruga]

I got one
When you pull that thing in the garage, does the garage say," Is it...Is it in yet?" *sex joke*

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger! :D



Edited By Ikaruga on Nov. 19 2003 at 10:20

[Kingryu1]

i have two REALLY funny jokes.

SonicDX and Ikaruga. :laugh: damn that so hilarious *cough* =/

[pip99]

Your mom is so fat, she has a Rolex for each finger


Dont get to funny whatever you do. =/

[SonicDX]

lol

[ledmonkey]

I got a better momma's joke.

Yo momma's sooooo ugly....she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

[asshole]

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the 'Ugly Contest', they said "sorry, no Professionals allowed".
Yo mama so stuPid, she took a sPoon to the 'SuPer-Bowl'.
Yo mama so fast, her nick name is "DAMN!!!!"



Ehh.. Mama j0kes have gotten lame now.

[Ikaruga]

Your mama is so fat, when she was walkin down the street, a policeman said,"HOLY poop, BREAK IT UP!!!" :laughlong:

Your moma is so white, I caught her in the bed with Micheal Jackson and he said,"It wasnt my fault! She was a girl!" :laughlong:

She so white she's whiter than Micheal Jackson himself! :laughlong:

[Dreadlocks]

that "Moma so white" stuff is really lame. You guys need some better jokes then that.

Besides, saying that someone acts "white" is stereotype anyway, and that's not cool.



Edited By Dreadlocks on Nov. 20 2003 at 07:29

[Kingryu1]

yea like asshole said. yo momma jokes are just lame and boring. *yawn* =/

[DA_VIPA]

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

[Ikaruga]

Wow...He accually figured that out all by himself...Man he's growing up so fast... :)

[ledmonkey]

Emkay good Micheal Jackson Joke!

Whats a simliarity between Micheal Jackson and Target.




Boys pants half off!! lol

[asshole]

Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.
Hahahaha, I like the j0ke, too bad it's not true..!!

DAMN YOU MAC USERS!!

what did the computer geek say when he was drowning:
F1 F1!!

i was backed up in traffic one day in LA , and i got out to see what was wrong. It turns out that a trucker had gotten his trailer stuck under an overpass. So, I was standing there talking to the trucker, and a State potroleman walkes up. he asks the trucker "did 'ya git yer truck stuck?" the trucker replies "nope, i was hauling that overpass and ran outta gas!"