View Full Version : Today we go on a..... - Noob safari! ( its meant to be funny)
SonicDX
12-12-2003, 12:00 PM
Today, we go on a hunt to find the post common people in the SFO community. Noobs. There are two types. Forum and In-Game newbs.
First, We will look at the forum ####. These are the most common traits of a forum ####:
An intesne instinct to post a total load of bull-poop and hope to be praised.
Posts endless character polls.
Post as much as they can in a day and hope to be as well known as TMyapp and may hope to infiltrate the order of mods, admins and VIPS.
Post Something like ' Hi ' in the middle of a topic ( usually followed by a :buttrock: smiley.
How we can defeat them
There are a few ways to defeat a forum ####, firstly, we can show them the ropes. Second we can ignore their posts. If pushed to an extent, that can simply be banned.
IN-Game newbs
Profile
Favourite Characters : cyc|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li.
Favourite moves: Lightning kick, hadoken, optic blast.
these are the types of players that think they can simply rise to the #1 posistion by doing a hadoken and using all their helpers at once. Quite common in the game, the only known ways of defeating them is to block and use helpers.
Summary
Newbs may never be truly defeated. That why people like us must rise against them.
all in all, happy hunting and tell us all the newbs you've beaten.
Edited By SonicDX on Dec. 12 2003 at 15:01
pip99
12-12-2003, 12:01 PM
Favourite Characters : cyc|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li.
Well...your just a prat.MEH lol how nerdy is this?
marvel911
12-12-2003, 02:22 PM
Come on now Pip, SonicDX worked hard on this....I think..
SuperSonicX
12-12-2003, 02:27 PM
Um..sonic..the best way to beat a #### is to ignore them..plain and simple..and ingame..just overcome there cheapness..
jakelynch21
12-12-2003, 02:48 PM
and kill them,mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahah!! lol..........=\
SuperSonicX
12-12-2003, 03:07 PM
Rape..not kill..rape.. ;)
jakelynch21
12-12-2003, 03:12 PM
Rape..not kill..rape.. ;)
that would mean getting laid to a 6 year old little boy...........and thats wrong........ ???
pip99
12-12-2003, 03:49 PM
Come on now Pip, SonicDX worked hard on this....I think..
Whats wrong with noobs.....?
Today, we go on a hunt to find the post common people in the SFO community. Noobs. There are two types. Forum and In-Game newbs.
First, We will look at the forum ####. These are the most common traits of a forum ####:
An intesne instinct to post a total load of bull-poop and hope to be praised.
Posts endless character polls.
Post as much as they can in a day and hope to be as well known as TMyapp and may hope to infiltrate the order of mods, admins and VIPS.
Post Something like ' Hi ' in the middle of a topic ( usually followed by a :buttrock: smiley.
How we can defeat them
There are a few ways to defeat a forum ####, firstly, we can show them the ropes. Second we can ignore their posts. If pushed to an extent, that can simply be banned.
IN-Game newbs
Profile
Favourite Characters : cyc|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li.
Favourite moves: Lightning kick, hadoken, optic blast.
these are the types of players that think they can simply rise to the #1 posistion by doing a hadoken and using all their helpers at once. Quite common in the game, the only known ways of defeating them is to block and use helpers.
Summary
Newbs may never be truly defeated. That why people like us must rise against them.
all in all, happy hunting and tell us all the newbs you've beaten.
er...your a #### though?so why are u dissing your..."culture"?
milestails
12-12-2003, 04:23 PM
Today, we go on a hunt to find the post common people in the SFO community. Noobs. There are two types. Forum and In-Game newbs.
First, We will look at the forum ####. These are the most common traits of a forum ####:
An intesne instinct to post a total load of bull-poop and hope to be praised.
Posts endless character polls.
Post as much as they can in a day and hope to be as well known as TMyapp and may hope to infiltrate the order of mods, admins and VIPS.
Post Something like ' Hi ' in the middle of a topic ( usually followed by a :buttrock: smiley.
How we can defeat them
There are a few ways to defeat a forum ####, firstly, we can show them the ropes. Second we can ignore their posts. If pushed to an extent, that can simply be banned.
IN-Game newbs
Profile
Favourite Characters : cyc|ops Ryu Sentinel Chun li.
Favourite moves: Lightning kick, hadoken, optic blast.
these are the types of players that think they can simply rise to the #1 posistion by doing a hadoken and using all their helpers at once. Quite common in the game, the only known ways of defeating them is to block and use helpers.
Summary
Newbs may never be truly defeated. That why people like us must rise against them.
all in all, happy hunting and tell us all the newbs you've beaten.
er...your a #### though?so why are u dissing your..."culture"?
Yeah I was thinking the very same... ??? But anyway, I guess there are worse n00bs...
AkumaShoto
12-12-2003, 04:47 PM
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BURRRRRRRRN!!!
marvel911
12-12-2003, 05:30 PM
Your right....FIRE!
ledmonkey
12-12-2003, 06:42 PM
come on guys be a little nice to n00bs(it means their new to the game) Everybody starts out a n00b.........
marvel911
12-12-2003, 07:17 PM
I disagree...because n00b is an annoying, dumb person. We all start out as newbs..who are new to the game and such..If your a n00b you are naturally like that
Elena
12-12-2003, 07:20 PM
I disagree...because n00b is an annoying, dumb person. We all start out as newbs..who are new to the game and such..If your a n00b you are naturally like that
...so true....Well, stated.
marvel911
12-12-2003, 07:22 PM
Yes, Thank you Elena..glad to see you agree.
SuperSonicX
12-12-2003, 08:16 PM
Rape..not kill..rape.. ;)
that would mean getting laid to a 6 year old little boy...........and thats wrong........ ???
Noo!!!! I ment in da game..beating then real bad in a match..lmfao..my bad should have explained.. ;)
ledmonkey
12-12-2003, 08:19 PM
lol like corner raped....may sound bad at first....
SuperSonicX
12-12-2003, 08:25 PM
Thats where i got it from..some guy named..."mvc2sucks" loser..lol..would always corner rape ppl with ryu's low punches..i remember when he did dat to me he was sooooo mean to me..then i beat him and he started to be nice to me..lol he was soo cheap wit dat..low punches.. :p
marvel911
12-12-2003, 08:58 PM
Still..saying rape, sounds kinda odd...I prefer to call it a good swift @ss kickin..
Still..saying rape, sounds kinda odd...I prefer to call it a good swift @ss kickin..
Mmmmmm....sweet @ss chicken :D
SuperSonicX
12-12-2003, 09:43 PM
Yea..yall right..nuttin like a good old @ss kickin!
Saijin_Ryu
12-13-2003, 02:01 AM
I think you've made him scared to post here anymore with all this talk or rape, and calling him a #### and his culture and stuff, i agree totally, but he hasnt posted again.
Hoe Well!
Boiled Potato
Edited By Saijin_Ryu on Dec. 13 2003 at 10:02
SonicDX
12-13-2003, 09:47 AM
right. There has bin too much critism. This topid is now locked.
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