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hellboy666
12-22-2004, 07:31 PM
[color=#0000FF]Warning some these jokes are racial jokes just some so if youfeel uncomfterable about some Then u can leave this topic:



What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a Black and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Why don't sharks eat blacks?
They think it's whale poop.

What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek?
They don't work in the future, either.

Why do Black cry during sex?
The Mace.

How do you stop a black from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

How do you get a black out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the black who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why do blacks stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.

Why don't blacks take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.

What do black kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.

What's a blacks idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."

Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.

Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.

What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.

Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.

How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

How do you get him down?
Teach him to say "Motherfliper."

How else do you babysit a niglet?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.

How do you get him down?
Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pi

cripwalker_19
12-22-2004, 07:48 PM
WOW! where did u copy that out from?? i noe for sure u dint make that.

hellboy666
12-22-2004, 08:23 PM
Yea i did copy and paste duh how else

{Predator}
12-22-2004, 08:45 PM
a lot of them r corney

luigibyluigi(ot)
12-23-2004, 08:49 AM
Offending. Even though I am not black.

hellboy666
12-23-2004, 11:20 AM
Well duh didnt u read the top idiot ............... besides there j
just jokez :stupid:



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Windarossa
12-29-2004, 07:55 AM
Hellboy we know its just jokes...but ones you bring in offensive words such as these, into the mix you never know whos feelings will get hurt. Plus it's a little F@#CKED UP if you ask me.

I personally think those words should be put out of their misery! People should stop using them all together! Jokes such as these ,in general, give power to those words and thats why they should be banned off the internet!!!! :angry:

Shingko
12-29-2004, 08:25 AM
i like the mommy mommy jokes and heres one i heard for my friend its less racist but more funny i think:

How do chinese people make up there childrens names?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs, ping pong ping ching chong ching
get it get it?
sorry if i made any of you mad sorry i remembered this chinese girl got mad at me and kicked me

Windarossa
12-29-2004, 08:28 AM
I hope she kicked you in the balls! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Shingko
12-29-2004, 09:14 AM
nope but it was close

KAYSER9SOZE
12-29-2004, 10:18 AM
That alabama joke may actually be true, damned sickening situation. Some of them jokes are good man.

MEGA_DRACOS_XRL
12-29-2004, 11:53 AM
wweel, the jokes on u nigel

island_chick
12-29-2004, 06:21 PM
thy r jokez it says....but thy were created to be racist!!! so how can thy not be...im not white or black it is funny lol...but som will find it racist!

(~thug~)
12-29-2004, 06:28 PM
this is not funny.. and yes i am black



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hellboy666
12-29-2004, 06:54 PM
[quote:post_uid1="Windarossa"][color=#000000:post_uid1]Hellboy we know its just jokes and there funny...but ones you bring in offensive and cool words such as these, into the mix you never know whos feelings will get hurt but i dont care. Plus it's a little F@#CKED UP and cool if you ask me.

I personally think those words shouldnt be put out of their misery! People should start using them all together! Jokes such as these ,in general, give power to those words and thats why they shouldnt be banned off the internet!!!! :angry:[/color:post_uid1][/quote:post_uid1]
[color=#0000FF:post_uid1]lol i only copyed and pasted i was tryin too take out the cures words by takin out the othe word for a black guy and tryin to replace them with just the word black or blacks so it wouldnt seem so offending well i didnt get done eraseing the words and reaplacin them u can see at da top where i didnt finish...... so im sry :butbut:[/color:post_uid1]