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iTALY · 06-16-2003, 04:56 AM

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ost_uid0="blossom"][quote

ost_uid0="asshole"]Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT!

Tell me, why should I?[/quote]
well do you believe in the air that you breath? well you cant see that can ya LOL :laughlong:
well i do belive that there is a God and that Jesus lived because the Bible gives me all the evidence i need, besides how else can you explain why we are here and how we where all created? Dont take this post wrong A$$Hole as a christian its not my place to judge anyones religious belifes or non- belifes, and im sure nobody wants a Sunday school lesson so thats all i have to say[/quote]
Aliens made us :0

streetpower$$ · 06-16-2003, 05:17 AM

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Aliens made us :0

and u say ur moslim...???

pip99 · 06-16-2003, 05:28 AM

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ost_uid0="streetpower$$"]

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Aliens made us :0

and u say ur moslim...???[/quote]
it was a joke meh

Fried_Ricer · 06-16-2003, 06:24 AM

what r u doing???1st of all u should'nt insult ppl trying to help u out in life,especially if it is abaout god,what were u thinkin',and besides it's really not even funny at all,i didn't even make a snicker :hmmm:

asshole · 06-16-2003, 08:48 AM

Blossom, I'm really glad you brought that "air" Point out.. but here's what I have ta say:
You know why I believe in AIR? Because it helPs me thru life.. It keePs me alive. And you know how I know it's THERE? Because if I breathe out at my Hand, I FEEL it, on the other side if I call out Gods name, he/she/IT never resPonds in ANYway...
Oh and one other reason how I know that AIR is there and I NEED it to survive is that, IF I stoP breathing (thinking that air isn't real) will kill me.. so I NEED IT.. whatever IT is, I need it!
Or if I go under water, where there's no Air.., I will also die!

But GOD?? I don't need it.. I can't see/feel it!

Oh and about that thing... "Why we're here?"
I don't know WHY we're here, but I can tell you HOW we're here.. and NO Jahova or whoever they say nowadays DIDN'T Create us. LONG ASS TIME AGO, There was n exPlosion in the sun.. and Pieces went EVERYWHERE.. and one of them haPPened to be Earth. And then the Organisms that lived on that Piece called Earth turned into Animals and shlt.. and then we evolved!

( Sorry I made it sound like it came form a -12 year old, but I didn't feel like tyPing all that shlt! )

Roll's Friend · 06-16-2003, 10:34 AM

I can explain why I believe in GOD....

Unlike many who blindly worship GOD. I am a person who believes in FACT and REASON....

Those who don't worship god....I can almost promise you that that person or persons have never taken the time to study the bible.

------------------------------------------------------------
Yes the Universe began with a big bang....but what caused the BIG BANG. Don't tell me automatic inplosion....of a small atom.

Don't give me that BS....How can living beings.....Think,FEEL, BIRTH,DIE..... Science can only explain half of that....not everything.....

As I have read in the bible everything is playing out in history as it was predicted....I even studied other religions and began to gather that JUDISM,CHRISTIANY,ETC..... are all connected

Like honoring mother and father. Almost all those religions that mention Jesus or Moses in them mention those common sayings.......

-----------------
To be concluded....

Saijin_Ryu · 06-16-2003, 10:34 AM

Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith

Roll's Friend · 06-16-2003, 10:38 AM

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ost_uid10="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead [b

ost_uid10]YOUR[/b

ost_uid10] life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith

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ost_uid10]
Yea, and one day your friends will all be dead and gone....and then what will you look for in guidance.......Vidoe games.....hehe....Dragon ball Z. :laugh:

Scorponok · 06-16-2003, 11:16 AM

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ost_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith

[/quote]
Silly people...

asshole · 06-16-2003, 11:41 AM

No, I agree with Saijin-Ryu, I lead my own life too!

But yo SBYRD, you say you believe what you read in the Bible, right? Well don't you realize that the Bible was written AFTER the World started?? Billions of years after!

And how we have feelings?
YES, Science can answer that!

But how The Big Bang Theory haPPened?
Of course it was just an exPlosion, just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water... just like that, the Sun blew uP from being Hot.

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06-16-2003, 04:56 AM	#61
iTALY Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,285 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="blossom"][quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Why should I believe in something that's NOT there? And I say it's not there because I can't SEE IT! Tell me, why should I?[/quote] well do you believe in the air that you breath? well you cant see that can ya LOL :laughlong: well i do belive that there is a God and that Jesus lived because the Bible gives me all the evidence i need, besides how else can you explain why we are here and how we where all created? Dont take this post wrong A$$Hole as a christian its not my place to judge anyones religious belifes or non- belifes, and im sure nobody wants a Sunday school lesson so thats all i have to say[/quote] Aliens made us :0 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/kyshidm/Rolex.JPG[/img:sig_uid]

06-16-2003, 06:24 AM	#64
Fried_Ricer Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wisconsin (imma cheesehead) Posts: 132 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	what r u doing???1st of all u should'nt insult ppl trying to help u out in life,especially if it is abaout god,what were u thinkin',and besides it's really not even funny at all,i didn't even make a snicker :hmmm: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://67.18.37.15/243/191/upload/p1598533.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

06-16-2003, 08:48 AM	#65
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Blossom, I'm really glad you brought that "air" Point out.. but here's what I have ta say: You know why I believe in AIR? Because it helPs me thru life.. It keePs me alive. And you know how I know it's THERE? Because if I breathe out at my Hand, I FEEL it, on the other side if I call out Gods name, he/she/IT never resPonds in ANYway... Oh and one other reason how I know that AIR is there and I NEED it to survive is that, IF I stoP breathing (thinking that air isn't real) will kill me.. so I NEED IT.. whatever IT is, I need it! Or if I go under water, where there's no Air.., I will also die! But GOD?? I don't need it.. I can't see/feel it! Oh and about that thing... "Why we're here?" I don't know WHY we're here, but I can tell you HOW we're here.. and NO Jahova or whoever they say nowadays DIDN'T Create us. LONG ASS TIME AGO, There was n exPlosion in the sun.. and Pieces went EVERYWHERE.. and one of them haPPened to be Earth. And then the Organisms that lived on that Piece called Earth turned into Animals and shlt.. and then we evolved! ( Sorry I made it sound like it came form a -12 year old, but I didn't feel like tyPing all that shlt! ) __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-16-2003, 10:34 AM	#66
Roll's Friend Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 603 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I can explain why I believe in GOD.... Unlike many who blindly worship GOD. I am a person who believes in FACT and REASON.... Those who don't worship god....I can almost promise you that that person or persons have never taken the time to study the bible. ------------------------------------------------------------ Yes the Universe began with a big bang....but what caused the BIG BANG. Don't tell me automatic inplosion....of a small atom. Don't give me that BS....How can living beings.....Think,FEEL, BIRTH,DIE..... Science can only explain half of that....not everything..... As I have read in the bible everything is playing out in history as it was predicted....I even studied other religions and began to gather that JUDISM,CHRISTIANY,ETC..... are all connected Like honoring mother and father. Almost all those religions that mention Jesus or Moses in them mention those common sayings....... ----------------- To be concluded.... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/album/pop/cov200/drf000/f022/f02235krp6x.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [color=purple:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]bullets are invisiable to my purple-T.nO buLLeT ShOts FrOm A gAcK WiLL EvEr PeNeTrAtE mE.No blood will ever stain the -T. Stratch what you thinking that's ketchup on my -T.[/color:sig_uid][/b:sig_uid]

06-16-2003, 10:34 AM	#67
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith

06-16-2003, 10:38 AM	#68
Roll's Friend Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 603 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid10="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead [bost_uid10]YOUR[/bost_uid10] life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith [/quoteost_uid10] Yea, and one day your friends will all be dead and gone....and then what will you look for in guidance.......Vidoe games.....hehe....Dragon ball Z. :laugh: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://cdn.channel.aol.com/amgmusic/album/pop/cov200/drf000/f022/f02235krp6x.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [color=purple:sig_uid][b:sig_uid]bullets are invisiable to my purple-T.nO buLLeT ShOts FrOm A gAcK WiLL EvEr PeNeTrAtE mE.No blood will ever stain the -T. Stratch what you thinking that's ketchup on my -T.[/color:sig_uid][/b:sig_uid]

06-16-2003, 11:16 AM	#69
Scorponok Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 1,650 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Saijin_Ryu"]Exactly, i dont believe in god and it doesnt mean im going to "hell" and im not a christian, i dont like the idea of a religion, its basically telling you how to lead YOUR life i wanna lead my own f-ing life! I understand how you use it for faith and exc exc but ive got freinds exc for my faith [/quote] Silly people...

06-16-2003, 11:41 AM	#70
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	No, I agree with Saijin-Ryu, I lead my own life too! But yo SBYRD, you say you believe what you read in the Bible, right? Well don't you realize that the Bible was written AFTER the World started?? Billions of years after! And how we have feelings? YES, Science can answer that! But how The Big Bang Theory haPPened? Of course it was just an exPlosion, just like how OUR World right now is gonna sink in Water, becasue there's too much water... just like that, the Sun blew uP from being Hot. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!