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iTALY · 06-12-2003, 05:07 PM

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ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho i am a christian... i don't belive in a simple god. like the old times, i believe there are gods for about everything !

but even that is a litle confusing for me. so i prefer say that i don't belive in anything unless i see it for myself !

people has been saying that never believing leads to hell...
but i say to them that if i was beliveing in a certain god and then when i die, and i was wrong all my life, then i would still be going to hell for not beliving the good thing !

conclusion... i don't belive unless i seen it for my eyes. if i'm wrong then so be it.

as for those changing religion type of person... the best thing to say is go against them in a big discussion.

example:
my father welcomed two person that were stopping door by door to make people go into their religions. my father welcomed them, then he brought his bible around the table, and started talking with them about his religion, they were saying a lot of things there, but my father always had something better to say.

in the end, they were all confused as to why they were in there religion !
funny, we never had any of those ever after !
:biggrin:[/quote]
Damn i completly agree.....

So blood do u believe in aliens, flying cows, or people with superpowers?

Razz · 06-12-2003, 05:56 PM

If a Jehova's Witness comes to your door, just say, "The power of Christ compells thee!"
That'll just weird'em out . . . 'cause you know . . . yeah.

Oh, and I'm a Christian too. :buttrock:

asshole · 06-12-2003, 07:49 PM

ScorP, I don't think Christians have no life, ya monkey doodle... I have a LOT of Christian Friends!

But it's just funny when stupid bitches come to your door and try to make you forget about YOUR religion, and learn about theirs!
I even told them that I don't believe in Religion, they STILL tried to make me believe in that shlt!
Fuxk that shlt.. it was funny, now it's pissing me off!

This haPPened last year too, this lady came to my house EVERY month.. to check uP if I believed in Jesus, and when Ii said "No." she said "Well here are mroe books, I hoPe you find "GOD" in this"...
PISS OFF!

Lightbringer · 06-13-2003, 05:27 AM

holy fxck!!!! Now I understand assholes feeling, those bitches were sickening, me and my friends were there walking home in a mall, suddenly some wierdos ask us where the hell is mcdonald, i was like dubya tee eff, then I look at their shirt and says Christian, and I was pissed off, they tried to bribe the 4 of us, but one of them had to go to some place to review his homework, and then left the 3 of us, they wasted like 20 minutes on us in the mall, then the girls of our class suddenly comes down the escalator and looked at us amazingly, and one lame slut starting laughing like a mofo, it was so lame, and the girl(in university)which talked to me was trying so hard to get me believe god, but at the end, she felt like a dumbass... she felt embarrased, I just pissed her off. believe god, no, need blessing? no... I trust myself, I'm independent, so go away please, in her bitching face

akuma_forever · 06-13-2003, 06:32 AM

lol,

i hate it when jahovas witnesses come to my door. i just want to tell them to shove it.... :biggrin:

Lightbringer · 06-13-2003, 06:44 AM

they're so gay they do anything to make you believe in the only lame one(jesus) pfft, one time me and my friend met one, we walked like 2 kilometres to another district, that guy just followed us all the way! talking wierd things about Jesus... I do read the bible, I actually retorted him, he probably felt stupid, but I read the bible because I think the content is pretty stupid and funny... and has a little adult content lol

asshole · 06-13-2003, 01:44 PM

Light, I feel your Pain man, the stuPid bitches just waste THEIR and MY time.
But I STILL don't get why they want one Person to FORGET about THEIR-OWN Religion, and believe in a different one..

Xicer · 06-13-2003, 05:55 PM

Yea theyve came to my door plenty of times, but they were young man. Coll dudes. I just listen to what they had to say and when they were done I was like. '' I get what ya trying to do but im sticking with my relig''. They were like ''Alright Cool''

Lightbringer · 06-13-2003, 06:17 PM

you can pretend to trust in god.... I mean fighting with some outlaws you can use god as your shield, wearing the cross on your neck lol

asshole · 06-13-2003, 11:35 PM

X-icer, the bitches didn't do the same to me..
I said my families gonna stick to their religion, and the ladies were like "Oh well, just give them these books, maybe they'll change their minds"...

FUXK OFF!!

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06-12-2003, 05:07 PM	#31
iTALY Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,285 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho i am a christian... i don't belive in a simple god. like the old times, i believe there are gods for about everything ! but even that is a litle confusing for me. so i prefer say that i don't belive in anything unless i see it for myself ! people has been saying that never believing leads to hell... but i say to them that if i was beliveing in a certain god and then when i die, and i was wrong all my life, then i would still be going to hell for not beliving the good thing ! conclusion... i don't belive unless i seen it for my eyes. if i'm wrong then so be it. as for those changing religion type of person... the best thing to say is go against them in a big discussion. example: my father welcomed two person that were stopping door by door to make people go into their religions. my father welcomed them, then he brought his bible around the table, and started talking with them about his religion, they were saying a lot of things there, but my father always had something better to say. in the end, they were all confused as to why they were in there religion ! funny, we never had any of those ever after ! :biggrin:[/quote] Damn i completly agree..... So blood do u believe in aliens, flying cows, or people with superpowers? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/kyshidm/Rolex.JPG[/img:sig_uid]

06-12-2003, 07:49 PM	#33
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ScorP, I don't think Christians have no life, ya monkey doodle... I have a LOT of Christian Friends! But it's just funny when stupid bitches come to your door and try to make you forget about YOUR religion, and learn about theirs! I even told them that I don't believe in Religion, they STILL tried to make me believe in that shlt! Fuxk that shlt.. it was funny, now it's pissing me off! This haPPened last year too, this lady came to my house EVERY month.. to check uP if I believed in Jesus, and when Ii said "No." she said "Well here are mroe books, I hoPe you find "GOD" in this"... PISS OFF! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-13-2003, 05:27 AM	#34
Lightbringer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 713 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	holy fxck!!!! Now I understand assholes feeling, those bitches were sickening, me and my friends were there walking home in a mall, suddenly some wierdos ask us where the hell is mcdonald, i was like dubya tee eff, then I look at their shirt and says Christian, and I was pissed off, they tried to bribe the 4 of us, but one of them had to go to some place to review his homework, and then left the 3 of us, they wasted like 20 minutes on us in the mall, then the girls of our class suddenly comes down the escalator and looked at us amazingly, and one lame slut starting laughing like a mofo, it was so lame, and the girl(in university)which talked to me was trying so hard to get me believe god, but at the end, she felt like a dumbass... she felt embarrased, I just pissed her off. believe god, no, need blessing? no... I trust myself, I'm independent, so go away please, in her bitching face __________________ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc!!! won't you come and play with me

06-13-2003, 06:44 AM	#36
Lightbringer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 713 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	they're so gay they do anything to make you believe in the only lame one(jesus) pfft, one time me and my friend met one, we walked like 2 kilometres to another district, that guy just followed us all the way! talking wierd things about Jesus... I do read the bible, I actually retorted him, he probably felt stupid, but I read the bible because I think the content is pretty stupid and funny... and has a little adult content lol __________________ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc!!! won't you come and play with me

06-12-2003, 05:56 PM	#32
Razz Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Your Mind . . . Posts: 1,769 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	If a Jehova's Witness comes to your door, just say, "The power of Christ compells thee!" That'll just weird'em out . . . 'cause you know . . . yeah. Oh, and I'm a Christian too. :buttrock:

06-13-2003, 06:32 AM	#35
akuma_forever Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The World Posts: 4,392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol, i hate it when jahovas witnesses come to my door. i just want to tell them to shove it.... :biggrin:

06-13-2003, 01:44 PM	#37
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Light, I feel your Pain man, the stuPid bitches just waste THEIR and MY time. But I STILL don't get why they want one Person to FORGET about THEIR-OWN Religion, and believe in a different one.. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-13-2003, 05:55 PM	#38
Xicer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 609 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yea theyve came to my door plenty of times, but they were young man. Coll dudes. I just listen to what they had to say and when they were done I was like. '' I get what ya trying to do but im sticking with my relig''. They were like ''Alright Cool'' __________________ [quote:sig_uid]Juleit, stop looking.[/quote:sig_uid]

06-13-2003, 06:17 PM	#39
Lightbringer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 713 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	you can pretend to trust in god.... I mean fighting with some outlaws you can use god as your shield, wearing the cross on your neck lol __________________ abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now I know my abc!!! won't you come and play with me

06-13-2003, 11:35 PM	#40
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	X-icer, the bitches didn't do the same to me.. I said my families gonna stick to their religion, and the ladies were like "Oh well, just give them these books, maybe they'll change their minds"... FUXK OFF!! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!