Machine's do's and don'ts - The do's and don'ts in a relationship - Page 4

machine1 · 06-15-2005, 05:45 AM

well i thought i'd make a topic about do's and don'ts when it comes to girls...... i know alot about girls..... i know things from my own experiences, friends experiences, and really i study girls and figure things out. now some of my stuff may be useless to you, but to everyone else, this should be helpful.
If I were you, I'd make sure you abide by these guidelines.

DO's
1. Compliment The Girl girls love compliments. girls always fish around to get some kind of compliment. It makes them feel good, so give em a lil compliment...it helps.

2. Be A Gentleman be a gentleman guys. open the doors and stuff. Being a gentleman means other things like not burbing or farting and stuff. you have to be a complete gentlemen. But careful, don't do too much stuff for them, it'll make you seem weak and they won't be interested. Pick the right times to be a gentleman but don't go overboard with it.

3. Pay For Her If you're takin her out to eat or going to the movies or somethin, pay for her. Most girls always feel that the guy should pay. But careful, don't spend big bucks on her now. If ya spend some big bucks, they will use you everytime to get what they want. Spending too much money is another sign of weakness. I know that if i'm gonna spend big bucks, i better be gettin some action afterwards.....*if ya know what i mean

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4. Make Conversations Talk to her. Make her get to know who you are. Let her know things that make you stand out from the crowd. And get to know her....make her tell you things that will help u out. This gives them a sense of comfort and it helps them by seeing the real you.

5. R&B Music Now guys, lot of girls like rap music, but no girls wants you to be blasting their ear drums out with some loud ass rap music in the car. Play some r&b, girls love R&B. Get some usher, some mariah carey,some alicia keys, anyone...just play some r&b. So next time your driving with your girl, bumb some r&b in that car...but not so loud!

6. Get a Job girls want a guy with money, plain and simple. Having a job lets em know you have money and that your responsible and hard working and also that you actually do somethin with your life.

7. Keep A Pack of Gum On You besides the fact that u want your breath smellin good, there's a great reason why u should always carry a pack of gum. Girls usual ask for gum.... I usually see girls ask or girls ask me for some gum..... So if you happen to have gum on you, you're in luck.... may not be a big deal but it can help.

DON'Ts
1. Compare Her To Another woman. It's kind of cheesy and most girls don't like it. She doesn't want to think she looks like some celebrity, she wants to think that she stands out from the crowd. One time I told a girl, "You know, from the waist down you look like Beyonce." ....The outcome was not good. :dontgetit:

2. Call Her On First Day It's ok to ask a girl for their phone number. But never call her on the first day you get it. It makes you look extremely desperate and weak. I recommend you wait at least 3 days before calling. and don't call her all the time....call every once in a while.

3. Don't Ever Say You're Interested In Another Girl
they don't want to know that. if they think you want another girl, why are they going to go out with you? They Won't! Even if it's a celebrity, it's better off not mentioning it. Let her think she's the one and the only one.

4. Don't Make Bad Jokes Comedy isn't for everyone. If you suck, don't bother cracking a joke. Bad jokes are killers. Some people just aren't funny, if you're not funny then forget about making a joke...... If the girl does laugh, she's not laughing at the joke, she's laughing at you :laugh:

5. Don't ask Questions You Shouldn't Ask somethings are better left unasked. I know we may be curious about certain things, but certain questions will disrespect a girl. Like asking, "Have you ever had sex with a girl?" Most girls will not respond well to that.

well alright people. let me know what you think about the Do's and Don'ts that i've posted..... and feel free to add in your own! i know everyone has their own experiences that may be helpful. And remember, abide by my guidelines, you'll thank me some day. :colgate:

Edited By machine1 on 1118863847

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machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well i thought i'd make a topic about do's and don'ts when it comes to girls...... i know alot about girls..... i know things from my own experiences, friends experiences, and really i study girls and figure things out. now some of my stuff may be useless to you, but to everyone else, this should be helpful. If I were you, I'd make sure you abide by these guidelines. DO's 1. Compliment The Girl girls love compliments. girls always fish around to get some kind of compliment. It makes them feel good, so give em a lil compliment...it helps. 2. Be A Gentleman be a gentleman guys. open the doors and stuff. Being a gentleman means other things like not burbing or farting and stuff. you have to be a complete gentlemen. But careful, don't do too much stuff for them, it'll make you seem weak and they won't be interested. Pick the right times to be a gentleman but don't go overboard with it. 3. Pay For Her If you're takin her out to eat or going to the movies or somethin, pay for her. Most girls always feel that the guy should pay. But careful, don't spend big bucks on her now. If ya spend some big bucks, they will use you everytime to get what they want. Spending too much money is another sign of weakness. I know that if i'm gonna spend big bucks, i better be gettin some action afterwards.....if ya know what i mean 4. Make Conversations Talk to her. Make her get to know who you are. Let her know things that make you stand out from the crowd. And get to know her....make her tell you things that will help u out. This gives them a sense of comfort and it helps them by seeing the real you. 5. R&B Music Now guys, lot of girls like rap music, but no girls wants you to be blasting their ear drums out with some loud ass rap music in the car. Play some r&b, girls love R&B. Get some usher, some mariah carey,some alicia keys, anyone...just play some r&b. So next time your driving with your girl, bumb some r&b in that car...but not so loud! 6. Get a Job girls want a guy with money, plain and simple. Having a job lets em know you have money and that your responsible and hard working and also that you actually do somethin with your life. 7. Keep A Pack of Gum On You besides the fact that u want your breath smellin good, there's a great reason why u should always carry a pack of gum. Girls usual ask for gum.... I usually see girls ask or girls ask me for some gum..... So if you happen to have gum on you, you're in luck.... may not be a big deal but it can help. DON'Ts 1. Compare Her To Another woman. It's kind of cheesy and most girls don't like it. She doesn't want to think she looks like some celebrity, she wants to think that she stands out from the crowd. One time I told a girl, "You know, from the waist down you look like Beyonce." ....The outcome was not good. :dontgetit: 2. Call Her On First Day It's ok to ask a girl for their phone number. But never call her on the first day you get it. It makes you look extremely desperate and weak. I recommend you wait at least 3 days before calling. and don't call her all the time....call every once in a while. 3. Don't Ever Say You're Interested In Another Girl they don't want to know that. if they think you want another girl, why are they going to go out with you? They Won't! Even if it's a celebrity, it's better off not mentioning it. Let her think she's the one and the only one. 4. Don't Make Bad Jokes Comedy isn't for everyone. If you suck, don't bother cracking a joke. Bad jokes are killers. Some people just aren't funny, if you're not funny then forget about making a joke...... If the girl does laugh, she's not laughing at the joke, she's laughing at you :laugh: 5. Don't ask Questions You Shouldn't Ask somethings are better left unasked. I know we may be curious about certain things, but certain questions will disrespect a girl. Like asking, "Have you ever had sex with a girl?" Most girls will not respond well to that. well alright people. let me know what you think about the Do's and Don'ts that i've posted..... and feel free to add in your own! i know everyone has their own experiences that may be helpful. And remember, abide by my guidelines, you'll thank me some day. :colgate: Edited By machine1 on 1118863847 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....