"Conversation Between me and ChaosCrusher." - Exactly what it says.

[BrainDed7726]

BrainDed7730: Grrr... my 56K modem is laden with the burden of my brother's 6.5 MB downloads.
BrainDed7730: And Selvin is getting annoying...
SHADOWHetchHog: LOL
BrainDed7730: My brother keeps talking about "tits, turmoil, and hemorrhoids."
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: I have an assignment due Tuesday.
SHADOWHetchHog: that sux
BrainDed7730: ####, I just ran out of butter cookies.
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: I can't find my coffee.
BrainDed7730: And I just found out that Mountain Dew contains an unholy ammount of caffiene.
BrainDed7730: and sugar...
SHADOWHetchHog: YOU NEVER KNEW?
SHADOWHetchHog: try code red
SHADOWHetchHog: i was up for the whole weekend
SHADOWHetchHog: no sleep
BrainDed7730: 0_0;;
BrainDed7730: Crap...
BrainDed7730: I drank two cans...
BrainDed7730: I need my sleep tonight...
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
SHADOWHetchHog: i downed a whole 12 pack in 3 hours
BrainDed7730: I don't doubt that...
BrainDed7730: Who uses the best grammar in the forum?
SHADOWHetchHog: i was litterly twitchin
SHADOWHetchHog: crammer or grammer?
BrainDed7730: grammar
SHADOWHetchHog: probly wormwor
BrainDed7730: I feel like going on the forum to yell profanities.
BrainDed7730: And then tell Selvin to "Fuck off"
BrainDed7730: I'd like that.
BrainDed7730: But sadly, I'd get banned.
SHADOWHetchHog: no you wouldn't
BrainDed7730: But I feel like it.
BrainDed7730: It's another dark day in Seattle.
SHADOWHetchHog: i curse all the time
SHADOWHetchHog: they like me for it
BrainDed7730: and it's only 5:00
BrainDed7730: Ever hear of J. Axer?
SHADOWHetchHog: nah
BrainDed7730: heh...
BrainDed7730: Do you use AOL?
BrainDed7730: I don't think so
SHADOWHetchHog: no
SHADOWHetchHog: i hate it
BrainDed7730: likewise
BrainDed7730: You know that new Elmer's glue?
BrainDed7730: the blue, clear one?
SHADOWHetchHog: yeah
BrainDed7730: It's wiiieeeerrrd...
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: eeeiiiirrrriiiieeeee....
BrainDed7730: works just like the whiiiiiite one tooooooo...
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: except theeey chaaaarge meeee 25 cents moooooore...
BrainDed7730: #### them!
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: I don't even think it contains noxious/flammable gases.
BrainDed7730: I guess I'll stick to farts...
BrainDed7730: Nothing like gaseous exertions of methane from one's anusm to make your day...
BrainDed7730: disregard th "m" after "anus"
BrainDed7730: please
BrainDed7730: I could go on all day.
BrainDed7730: I need no rest, I am the "Walking Living!"
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: ####, I'm gonna be really sweaty tomorrow morning.
BrainDed7730: I just read "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court."
BrainDed7730: The ceffiene buzz must have something to do with it.
BrainDed7730: I'm not going to leave you alone...
BrainDed7730: *zzz...*
BrainDed7730: Respond, or I kill you.
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: Well, not really. But you get the point.
SHADOWHetchHog: ROFLAO
BrainDed7730: SDBICGMS
SHADOWHetchHog: huh?
BrainDed7730: That's for me to know, and for you to weedle out of me.
BrainDed7730: "I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener. Then everyone would be in love with me..."
BrainDed7730: Either that, or use me as a dildo.
BrainDed7730: Either way, I'm happy.
BrainDed7730: You know that sleepy feeling you get after a caffiene buzz?
BrainDed7730: That's not going to happen to me soon...
SHADOWHetchHog: LOL
SHADOWHetchHog: (cant stop laughing)
SHADOWHetchHog: <----drinkin code red
BrainDed7730: Feel free to make a transcript of this conversation.
BrainDed7730: Show it to all your friends.
BrainDed7730: Impart my wisdom among them.
SHADOWHetchHog: LOL
BrainDed7730: I'm going to post this on the forum.
SHADOWHetchHog: lol
BrainDed7730: Really, I am