Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[Sportschick155]

haha damn ur good!!!! :laughlong: nice rapping u got going on babii

[SBYRD5]

Machine1 thinks he can....he thinks he can...but he's never going to beat me....he's never going to beat me[echo]....

Like Swiss Beats I make money,
I have more on my share to afford the Playboy Bunnies
Who knows after this I might settle down with my #1 honey(Joyti...MHAHA),
I guess it's time to make machine1 look funny...

Your a farmer I'm a rap artist,
You pick cotton from the fields,
While I'm in the club making a 100 mill,
Sipping on bud...you know whatzzzzup.

I'm performing a Rapture on your deformed face,
Now you realize when I do diss I don't hesitate,
I just discrimanate players like you that continue to hate,
Hate on my success rate,

I won this battle straight out the gate,
Your just prey to me mate(pale),
Please...remeber your order to me and place,

I know all the girls spray you with mace,
So I you would come first in The Gay Man Race,

Machine1 take your lameass to 8 mile,
When I hit the mic I don't pass it for a while,
I always make you another victim of my freestyles,

Your down it's over now...
Oh gee wow that sure did last for a while,
EYO...please say game over now...

[EYO]

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin

your like the green goblin
gobling and shaking
your so sick and lookin green
sucking to much of this thing

you know wut i mean
but its not "peeches and cream"
also dont think dat its nuthing but gin

you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is hotter than a mutt
dont start to frutt

cause i aint startin
are you realizin?/?
or you scared of sumtin'
is it me or another thing
cause u startin to shakin
like a chicken cause you know ima be bakin
so start scratching, cause im a plague of all timin
now u better start regognizing

[SBYRD5]

The size of my shoe is almost as big as the size of my wallet,
Machine1 rocking a foot size 7 while I'm 12 an a half,
Guess dissing machine is up for grabs,
You know for lasting so long you should get a tab,

Not fresh or clean,
Machine1 doesn't even know what a shower means,
He runs from the SPEED STICK,
Like deodrant is a terroist from Iraq,
He's as fat as a SHAQ PACK

He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...

Your like Lavender's Ear and I'm Mike Tyson
I'll eat you alive like another meal,
Your reading my post and taking Asprin Pills,
I'm giving you headaches and I'm giving you chills,

Your mentor is R.Kelly Mine is Nelly,
Thats right the only play you get is from little girls,
And your dick to small to even rock there world,
It's so small your considered a girl...

I have the looks of LL,
And your face got you jailed,
And all the guys there consider you..yet..another shemale

Your just like Gary Coleman,
Pretending to be the Newpton's Pharell,
Machine1 at this moment I consider you selled.. :laugh:


Hmm clean your face....and Gossip Folk reply...

[Sportschick155]

lolz, thats tight sbyrd

[EYO]

[quoteost_uid0="SBYRD5"]He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...[/quote]
i agree with dat.....

[Sportschick155]

[quoteost_uid0="EYO"][quoteost_uid0="SBYRD5"]He is even missing teeth...damn thats wack,
And yet the fool continues to venture back,
And SBYRD continues to give him his pimp smacks. :laughlong:
And EYO and sports are laughing knowing that his game is totally..ummm completly..err...wack...[/quote]
i agree with dat..... [/quote]
lol d@m bums dese days

[EYO]

im a bum now sports?/?.......nevemind
"Dissing Machine remix"

yo machine you think your "so fresh,and so clean"
but you nothin but a peice of pin
the next kin of lil kim blowin and popin
bopin your head till ders no stopin
(if ya dont know wut im talkin bout, try finding it out)

your like the "green goblin"
gobling all things and shakin
your so sick and lookin green
and sucking to much of this thing
you know wut i mean
but its not "peaches and cream"


yo you think your so hot
well guess wut?/?
your breath is "hotter than a mutt"
dont start to frutt

cause im a cook, and your a chicken
i'll be fryin you, while you be shaken
if you think your grindin
it will explode if you keep rewindin

im part of a legacy
im also things you cant see
one thing i see you
you always be dissin me
so start hesitatin
cause im comin to your name
and "please stop materbatin"
cause your only a slice of pie
and i got whole gang dat r buckwild

yo i played you like a game
so dont cry when i take your fame
you know why, cause your a shame
and i'll flame you till i proclaim
and dont let me refrian
cause ill kill you in this game......

dis is da remix boi
you fat peice of chicken joy
start a diet cause i know you be always on a "try it"
wen you see food you always say "let me try it"
so dont deny it!!!

[Sportschick155]

Oh so now you steppin up to my level/ But what you don't know is you [censored] with tha devil/ so I gonna let you revel/In your words/Which don't attract heards/You be [censored] wit the same birds/Time and time again/You know that I'm the bane/To your brain/The water to your fire/it don't matter who you hire/I still be breathing/Teething while waiting for you/What you gonna do?/I wait for you on your corner/You know I make you look like a foreigner/The only one that can identify you is the cornoner/When I'm done with you your boys will be mourners/I shine on your street/With the beat/That makes you look like something to eat/Can you feel my heat?/You just a bitch/a thorn in my side/Nigga you can't hide/And on top of that I take yo pride/Like you gon and died/On your tombstone it will read 'at least he tried'/I have you ass owned/Just as asuridly as I am stoned

[SBYRD5]

Yo this rhyme is sounding like the REMIX TO IGNITION,
Machine1 my rhymes have you in a submission,
My rhymes are fresh out the kitchen,
And my disses are "Perfectly Clear" like the dead Richard Nixon.

I have a five finger discount on my blunts,
And you know I'll smoke you like your THE RUNT
Your just another punk,
From the way you rap...language..err you must of flunked,

Your head is bouncing to my Rhymes,
But inside you must be licking limes,
Feeling right foul and sour,
And my disses stay in your mind for like..umm hours,

I'm gifted like AUSTIN POWERS,
And your stuck with the powers of MINI ME,
Remeber fool this topic begin with the rapper...known as me,
Your fooling yourself if you think you can beat SB,

Because sports knows I roll like a gee,
I represent my hometown like I'm from Tennesse,
To the fullest,
And you even know ...hehe I rule at this.