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Elena · 12-18-2003, 04:37 PM

Is paul and other guy lovers or relatives or something?

MegaManX34 · 12-18-2003, 05:14 PM

elena da joke is that paul slept wit georges gurl so if george slept wit pauls wife they would be even get it? ???

karma pretty funny joke :laugh:

Edited By MegaManX34 on Dec. 18 2003 at 20:14

DragonTamer · 12-18-2003, 06:28 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote]
yea I get that that funny HAHAHAHA!

oh and the first joke I heard on the bus except dinfrent somehow ???

Edited By DragonTamer on Dec. 18 2003 at 21:29

12-19-2003, 05:51 PM

i heard it likr this:

there were three guys, shut up, be quiet, and trouble.

they were riding down the road in a truck, and trouble was in the back.

he fell out and noone noticed.

in about 5 minutes, shut up and be quiet were stopped by a police officer.
he says "what's your name son?" "shut up", "and whats your name son", "be quite," "are yall looking for trouble???," "naw, we dropped him off about 5 miles back!"

not very funny

Ludacris · 12-20-2003, 05:32 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote]
lol, damn.....that one was funny....... can't believe some of ya guys didn't get it..........and Megaman, next time don't give the punch line.........give people a chance to get the joke themselves :biggrin:

zach8811 · 12-21-2003, 10:00 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote]
LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN I GIVE IT A 9.99!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong:

Elena · 12-22-2003, 12:08 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="zach8811"][quote

ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here !

Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second...
GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?"
PAUL:"No !"
GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?"
PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !"

i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote]
LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN [/quote]
You said it, not me.

akuma_forever · 12-22-2003, 12:13 PM

not a real funny joke man...

SBYRD5 · 12-23-2003, 08:02 PM

Yeah ludacris we would be even......

khavonstreet · 12-27-2003, 07:25 AM

well here is a joke

it was one night a guy was walking down the ally and he seen a lamp and he picked it up a rubed it and a genny came out and said make your wish so he said i wish i could pee wine and the genny granted his wish so he wanted to see if it worked and it did and one night he is siting down with his wife and said brb going to get my wine and she said ok and she said were do you get it he said you will find out another night sitting at dinner he says let me get my wine and she says were do you get it he says ok tonight you will drink out the bottle............ :laughlong: :laugh:

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12-18-2003, 04:37 PM	#11
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Is paul and other guy lovers or relatives or something? __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

12-18-2003, 05:14 PM	#12
MegaManX34 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 240 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	elena da joke is that paul slept wit georges gurl so if george slept wit pauls wife they would be even get it? ??? karma pretty funny joke :laugh: Edited By MegaManX34 on Dec. 18 2003 at 20:14 __________________ A.K.A=Cable2k2

12-18-2003, 06:28 PM	#13
DragonTamer Member New Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 57 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here ! Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second... GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?" PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !" i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote] yea I get that that funny HAHAHAHA! oh and the first joke I heard on the bus except dinfrent somehow ??? Edited By DragonTamer on Dec. 18 2003 at 21:29 __________________ http://www.gpetz.com/animations/animation444.gif Don't mess with Dragons http://www.gpetz.com/animations/animation443.gif

12-19-2003, 05:51 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): Thanks (Received): Likes (Given): Likes (Received): Dislikes (Given): Dislikes (Received): Points: 0 Mentioned: Post(s) Tagged: Thread(s) Quoted: Post(s)	i heard it likr this: there were three guys, shut up, be quiet, and trouble. they were riding down the road in a truck, and trouble was in the back. he fell out and noone noticed. in about 5 minutes, shut up and be quiet were stopped by a police officer. he says "what's your name son?" "shut up", "and whats your name son", "be quite," "are yall looking for trouble???," "naw, we dropped him off about 5 miles back!" not very funny

12-20-2003, 05:32 PM	#15
Ludacris Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 4,935 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here ! Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second... GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?" PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !" i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote] lol, damn.....that one was funny....... can't believe some of ya guys didn't get it..........and Megaman, next time don't give the punch line.........give people a chance to get the joke themselves :biggrin: __________________ Fighting Name: Darkludacris [quote:sig_uid]Corky is mine[/quote:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v256/Darkludacris/Ludascorky.gif[/img:sig_uid]

12-21-2003, 10:00 AM	#16
zach8811 Junior Member New Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: USA: DENVER, CO Posts: 18 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here ! Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second... GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?" PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !" i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote] LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN I GIVE IT A 9.99!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong: __________________ http://skullspace.com/skullani25.gif ***<font color="lime">My Website</font>***</font> http://skullspace.com/skullani114.gif

12-22-2003, 12:08 PM	#17
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="zach8811"][quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]even tho this may be an old jke, my mother told it to me like a week ago so for me its a new one, so i'll give it a shot here ! Two friends are talking together whent he first ask the second... GEORGE:"PAUL, if i ever make love with your wife, what will it make us, FRIENDS ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so will we be just regular friends ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"we'll be ENEMIES ?" PAUL:"No !" GEORGE:"so if we won't be friends nor ennemies, what will it make us ?" PAUL:"we'll be EVEN !" i was laughing so hard over here ! hard for me to translate the joke in english so i hope it will come out good ! so what do you say ?[/quote] LMAO!!!!!!!!! HOLLY CRAP MY JOKE SUX!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! MAN [/quote] You said it, not me. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

12-22-2003, 12:13 PM	#18
akuma_forever Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: The World Posts: 4,392 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	not a real funny joke man...

12-23-2003, 08:02 PM	#19
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yeah ludacris we would be even......

12-27-2003, 07:25 AM	#20
khavonstreet Junior Member New Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 10 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	well here is a joke it was one night a guy was walking down the ally and he seen a lamp and he picked it up a rubed it and a genny came out and said make your wish so he said i wish i could pee wine and the genny granted his wish so he wanted to see if it worked and it did and one night he is siting down with his wife and said brb going to get my wine and she said ok and she said were do you get it he said you will find out another night sitting at dinner he says let me get my wine and she says were do you get it he says ok tonight you will drink out the bottle............ :laughlong: :laugh: __________________ http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/khavon/venom-low.gif