Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[machine1]

[quoteost_uid0="EYO"]ma bad SBYRD5...um...machine u aint won yet................[/quote]
i destroyed sbyrd from my very first free style


sbyrd gives more head than lil kim
the first thing he does is make the lights dim
he enjoys sucking the cum
he doesnt in the snow and his hands go num
im tired of playin games with u kids
u so dam phony
u couldnt even get any props from sony

when it comes to lyrics u bring the worst of the worst
when it comes to rymes u make everyone say u suck and burst
u should lay off rap and hip hop
u better off wit singin pop
when it comes to rap im on the top


im always grindin
when u see my videos u just wanna keep rewindin
u like it all
u should just give up
Jay-z would tell u "yup"
u'll me makin a remix of bonnie and clyde

all u need in your life of sin is some dam good lyrics
down to lose to the very end. machine 1 is better
i aint no quiter
ur sorry ass is makin everyone bitter

eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers

[EYO]

[quoteost_uid0="machine1"]eyo u say i aint won yet
u wanna make a dam bet
im as good as it will get
u make shaq look like a good rapper from the lakers
now just back up off me all u fakers[/quote]
you callin me a faker!!! <-----is dat a dis???/? machine
yo machine first you wanna rap
but yo rhymes are full of sap
so dont fall on a block
cause ima roll you and blow you from the spot
stick pole in your hole
makes you wanna say roll call
so stop hatin and start hesitatin

[Sportschick155]

yo eyo/straight up dog your to easy too diss/doing this while im breathing a spliff/and ya you already said it your teething like kid/it seems likeyou think your a wiz/but like a drink your fiz/you ain't a mister you a miss/and your sisters on my dick/i flip your bit*h and don't even give her kiss/its a given your a snitch/ratting out cliks and crews/after im done they won't be missing you/i'll crack you inyour teeth and chip you tooth/ all day i be rippin fools/that front on the mic/beef wit me you best have your gun at side/i know you love my ryhmes/read it over bout hundred times/cause you know im coming right/and you be fake/you can't even get one i get three dates/i eat steak/you eat grapes/thats all you can afford/
your flow be leave me bored/if i killed you they wouldn't find you at the morge/put u in a hole in the forest/i roll in a volvo
you roll in a tauris/and you don't got cash for gas/you just acting as/something your not/fronting but i don't have time got to fill a blunt wit some pot

[EYO]

yo.....i got 2 ppl dissin me now...??/
aight....i got ya sports......

[EYO]

yo sports you actin like you so breezy
but tell me is it dat easy?/?
or you fake like lizzie

and guess wut i hope you get hit by a brick
by dem twin olsen chick
by da way you act
you seem to suk cock dats only a faq
and dont frut

so dont hate me
cause im not free
im taken....for all saken
please believe so stop IM me

no offences im just sayin wut came to mind.......no need to flame me.................

[Sportschick155]

I can see that your rap style is really crumblin' / I don't like Billy Corgan but i'll smash you like a pumpkin / you like a dumpling, you just soft and moist / i'm a name brand, but you just president's choice / the only thing mightier then tha power of my pen / is your desire on how much you love Morgan Free-Men / That's right i said it, you like men for free / I know some guys downtown maybe you can go out and get a bite to eat / You say that you a conjoined fetus? alright / I see something attached but there ain't no penis in sight / Alloy, please step out of tha shadow / In this city of cattle step to this and let's battle / I see you rattlin', you shakin in your shoes / You rhymes are a premature version of Dr. Seuss / But you need to 'get ready' step to this and take a look / cuz I'll be like Shawn Desman cuz boy I got you 'shook'

[EYO]

damn....she keeps comin up.....aight......i got some more rhymes..."word to da ppl i aint gay"

[EYO]

yo im a child wonder .....you just a wanderer....im a freestyler
and i aint no faker....so for god sake.....dont ever take me as a light cake.....bitch you just cant appreciate ....da things i create.....so dont mistake me for a cake cause i wont give up i aint dat easy......but you know wut you to crazy...and u flimsy......ur words be rhymin.....but it aint scratchin....
it dont mix....so get it fix.....you trix!!

[EYO]

is sportchick runnin out of words?/? or does she to pick up a pen and write it down?/?

[Sportschick155]

I'm on a roll here man, like a stone or boulder / my rhymes are like a lyrical version of head and shoulders / they get rid of tha white flakes, only tha skilled white boys remain / to maim and murder challengers to make a name in tha game / I'll refrain from usin all tha skill that i obtain / cuz you've got a lot to lose and i got everything to gain / i'm underage and i got more meat than your local deli / but don't get any ideas of pedophilia from R Kelly / now it's time to whip out a lethal weapon// cuz i got my rocks off on that 'Jenny From Tha Block' / and tha best you could do is hit Missy Elliot from tha back / not now tho, before her diet when she was fat / what you think of that, did i miss tha g-spot before / that doesn't happen cuz i got dem boyz screamin out my name like it was free porn / and if i'm blasted to pieces i will suck it up and just re-form / and still me tha illest emcee while you still just a greenhorn