Who here is very funny? - I see that there aint a joke section

[SolidSnake76]

thats it, i done talking.

[DA_VIPA]

last year!!?? dame man...

[coolplayer2K2]

heres a dumb one

ur so stupid u tried to shut a revolving door

[DA_VIPA]

coolplayer u really shouldnt be talkin to yourself... :laugh: j.k anywayz.....

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

[DA_VIPA]

u ppl are sooo borin man why is it always me doin the dirty jokes? can some1 plz make me laugh? .. ??? i doubt it but atleast have a try .....


It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F.u.ck him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

[digital~fighter]

i know that 1 bro

[DA_VIPA]

hey bro ur a funny guy why dont u post sum jokes eh??

[digital~fighter]

tell me what you think

it was a tournment of 3 bat's who gat's more blood
1st one go......... and come back and the bat's seen all his head in blood so the bat's ask him where did you gat all this blood so he seying you see this tree after the tree it is a city and i sact all the blood form the ppl .
2nd one go.......... come back and the bat's seen almost all his body with blood . so the bat's ask him where did you gat all this blood so he seying you see this tree after it was a city and after the city it was a bigger city so i sact all the ppl in the big city.
3rd go ............. come back and the bat's seen his all body with blood so the batd's ask him where did you gat all this blood so he seying you see this tree.so the bat's seying yes.<span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'> i didnt</span>

[DA_VIPA]

huh....could u explain that 1 a lil bro... ???

[digital~fighter]

you know the bat didnt see the tree so he gat bang on it and gat back with his all body with blood