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asshole · 06-21-2003, 07:25 PM

Elena, you have no right to tell him what to call himself!

If ya think ya can, then I can tell you that you shouldn't believe in He-soos.

SSJKarma · 06-21-2003, 09:10 PM

if its what you want to hear elena !
then I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN !

as far as i am concerned, you should have read some of my previous post, you would have noticed how i said i was a christian cause my family are !

that means that when someone ask me what i believe in ?
i say that i believe in nothing !
and if they ask me what i would believe in... (they actually asked it to me)
i say that i would go with the christian religion cause my whole family are chritians.
as that answered your little question ?

and as far as i know, who can say what god had in his mind when he created us ?
after all, even us when we talk aren't giving out the deeper thought we have !
so ia sk you... besides the bible, who ever told you what god had in mind when he created us (the human race)

Elena · 06-22-2003, 06:50 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="SSJKarma"]if its what you want to hear elena !
then I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN !

as far as i am concerned, you should have read some of my previous post, you would have noticed how i said i was a christian cause my family are !

that means that when someone ask me what i believe in ?
i say that i believe in nothing !
and if they ask me what i would believe in... (they actually asked it to me)
i say that i would go with the christian religion cause my whole family are chritians.
as that answered your little question ?

and as far as i know, who can say what god had in his mind when he created us ?
after all, even us when we talk aren't giving out the deeper thought we have !
so ia sk you... besides the bible, who ever told you what god had in mind when he created us (the human race)[/quote]
And actually Asshole I said that about Karma because is the early post of this topic He was like I am a christian and stuff. Maybe I missed The family part but I think it was very rude to call ur self a christian and try to get other ppl not to believe in him. And I wasn't telling him to do it. I was just giving my opinion just like it was ur opinion to tell me I really shouldn't believe in he-soos. It is like saying you are black but you are in the kkk.

What do you mean other than the bible? Well i could say a priest. Then I could say my mom. No one who lives now was actually there that is y we have the bible which is the primary source. And karma i have an idea of what ur trying to do...ur going to say like well if you can only trust the bible how do you know its true...somewhere along those lines. No matter what you do I will not give in. And karma I think you are a hipocrite you said it is better to believe in something but it seems as if you dont believe in anything.

political_geek · 06-22-2003, 11:51 AM

sorry i got really anxious and didn't read this whole thread yet. But ill do that right after this. This makes angrier than it makes me laugh ! I'm an ex muslim converted to atheism (no religion) and one thing that I don't get is why the hell would you go door to door asking ppl to believe in another religion just like that? I mean how stupid would a person have to be to think that you can convert some body so easily. Almost all religions use the scare tactic "if you don't believe your going to hell" which in my opinion is pretty stupid. how the hell do i know which one is right and which one is wrong! Plus what kind of god would be so cruel? I know human beings that have a better conscience than that! This is one of the first reasons that drew me away from religion. As a young kid, since i had allot of friends from different religions and races, I for some reason made my self believe that everyone goes to heaven if they believe in the religion they were given. Well anyways getting back to the topic..... trying to convert ppl is stupid and your hardly ever going to make it work.. unless you meat a very weak minded person. (sorry for my extremely bad spelling and punctuation)

asshole · 06-22-2003, 12:51 PM

Elena, I said that about you AFTER you told Karma not to call himself a Christian..

See, this is the SECOND time you didn't read anything, just gave your oPinion about it..
I am a SIKH because of my Family, but I don't believe in Religion/God thou.. but I am STILL a Sikh! ( Somewhere along the lines of Agnostic.. )

Bah.. you get the drill, right?

-all gone dead-

political_geek · 06-22-2003, 02:37 PM

ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU

asshole · 06-22-2003, 03:12 PM

LMFAO!!

Hahaha, that's the FUNNIEST article I've EVER read!
LMFAO!!!

Elena · 06-22-2003, 04:11 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="asshole"]Elena, I said that about you AFTER you told Karma not to call himself a Christian..

See, this is the SECOND time you didn't read anything, just gave your oPinion about it..
I am a SIKH because of my Family, but I don't believe in Religion/God thou.. but I am STILL a Sikh! ( Somewhere along the lines of Agnostic.. )

Bah.. you get the drill, right?

-all gone dead-[/quote]
Look Asshole, Just because ur family is it doesnt mean you have to call urself it. Like my father has a very religous family but he doesnt call himself a christian. Well since i dont know how the Sikh system works. I will just use Karma. Even though his FAMILY are Christians. He doesnt need to call himself one. Like just because an adopted child's family is white and he is black doesn't mean he needs to call himself white.

And i know you said that about me after i said that about karma because than how could i resond to it.

What expect me to remember every little thing about this very long topic. Just because i dont remember doesnt mean i didnt read it.

Elena · 06-22-2003, 04:23 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="political_geek"]ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU

political_geek · 06-22-2003, 06:18 PM

[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="political_geek"]ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU

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06-21-2003, 07:25 PM	#131
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Elena, you have no right to tell him what to call himself! If ya think ya can, then I can tell you that you shouldn't believe in He-soos. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-21-2003, 09:10 PM	#132
SSJKarma Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Canada somewhere in the province of quebec Posts: 5,445 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	if its what you want to hear elena ! then I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN ! as far as i am concerned, you should have read some of my previous post, you would have noticed how i said i was a christian cause my family are ! that means that when someone ask me what i believe in ? i say that i believe in nothing ! and if they ask me what i would believe in... (they actually asked it to me) i say that i would go with the christian religion cause my whole family are chritians. as that answered your little question ? and as far as i know, who can say what god had in his mind when he created us ? after all, even us when we talk aren't giving out the deeper thought we have ! so ia sk you... besides the bible, who ever told you what god had in mind when he created us (the human race) __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://membres.lycos.fr/imagesforum/Banner.gif[/img:sig_uid] "How did you escape my grasp ? no matter, i'll crush you now !" -DB : Lost Soul My Web Site http://membres.lycos.fr/xmvssf/

06-22-2003, 06:50 AM	#133
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="SSJKarma"]if its what you want to hear elena ! then I AM NOT A CHRISTIAN ! as far as i am concerned, you should have read some of my previous post, you would have noticed how i said i was a christian cause my family are ! that means that when someone ask me what i believe in ? i say that i believe in nothing ! and if they ask me what i would believe in... (they actually asked it to me) i say that i would go with the christian religion cause my whole family are chritians. as that answered your little question ? and as far as i know, who can say what god had in his mind when he created us ? after all, even us when we talk aren't giving out the deeper thought we have ! so ia sk you... besides the bible, who ever told you what god had in mind when he created us (the human race)[/quote] And actually Asshole I said that about Karma because is the early post of this topic He was like I am a christian and stuff. Maybe I missed The family part but I think it was very rude to call ur self a christian and try to get other ppl not to believe in him. And I wasn't telling him to do it. I was just giving my opinion just like it was ur opinion to tell me I really shouldn't believe in he-soos. It is like saying you are black but you are in the kkk. What do you mean other than the bible? Well i could say a priest. Then I could say my mom. No one who lives now was actually there that is y we have the bible which is the primary source. And karma i have an idea of what ur trying to do...ur going to say like well if you can only trust the bible how do you know its true...somewhere along those lines. No matter what you do I will not give in. And karma I think you are a hipocrite you said it is better to believe in something but it seems as if you dont believe in anything. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

06-22-2003, 12:51 PM	#135
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Elena, I said that about you AFTER you told Karma not to call himself a Christian.. See, this is the SECOND time you didn't read anything, just gave your oPinion about it.. I am a SIKH because of my Family, but I don't believe in Religion/God thou.. but I am STILL a Sikh! ( Somewhere along the lines of Agnostic.. ) Bah.. you get the drill, right? -all gone dead- __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-22-2003, 11:51 AM	#134
political_geek Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 82 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	sorry i got really anxious and didn't read this whole thread yet. But ill do that right after this. This makes angrier than it makes me laugh ! I'm an ex muslim converted to atheism (no religion) and one thing that I don't get is why the hell would you go door to door asking ppl to believe in another religion just like that? I mean how stupid would a person have to be to think that you can convert some body so easily. Almost all religions use the scare tactic "if you don't believe your going to hell" which in my opinion is pretty stupid. how the hell do i know which one is right and which one is wrong! Plus what kind of god would be so cruel? I know human beings that have a better conscience than that! This is one of the first reasons that drew me away from religion. As a young kid, since i had allot of friends from different religions and races, I for some reason made my self believe that everyone goes to heaven if they believe in the religion they were given. Well anyways getting back to the topic..... trying to convert ppl is stupid and your hardly ever going to make it work.. unless you meat a very weak minded person. (sorry for my extremely bad spelling and punctuation)

06-22-2003, 02:37 PM	#136
political_geek Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 82 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU

06-22-2003, 03:12 PM	#137
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	LMFAO!! Hahaha, that's the FUNNIEST article I've EVER read! LMFAO!!! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-22-2003, 04:11 PM	#138
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Elena, I said that about you AFTER you told Karma not to call himself a Christian.. See, this is the SECOND time you didn't read anything, just gave your oPinion about it.. I am a SIKH because of my Family, but I don't believe in Religion/God thou.. but I am STILL a Sikh! ( Somewhere along the lines of Agnostic.. ) Bah.. you get the drill, right? -all gone dead-[/quote] Look Asshole, Just because ur family is it doesnt mean you have to call urself it. Like my father has a very religous family but he doesnt call himself a christian. Well since i dont know how the Sikh system works. I will just use Karma. Even though his FAMILY are Christians. He doesnt need to call himself one. Like just because an adopted child's family is white and he is black doesn't mean he needs to call himself white. And i know you said that about me after i said that about karma because than how could i resond to it. What expect me to remember every little thing about this very long topic. Just because i dont remember doesnt mean i didnt read it. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

06-22-2003, 04:23 PM	#139
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="political_geek"]ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

06-22-2003, 06:18 PM	#140
political_geek Member New Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 82 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quote:post_uid0="Elena"][quote:post_uid0="political_geek"]ok I've read the whole thread and I'm going to explain why noa's ark can't be true. Ok any of you heard of the book "epic of gilgamesh"? Well it's the oldest book ever discovered. Now if you read it and get to the part (close to the end) where Upishtim (sorry for the spelling haven't read it for a while) tells gilgamesh his story about how he achieved immortality YOU