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SBYRD5 · 02-04-2003, 01:23 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="_-_Diablo_-_"]This is a dis
some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say

''U can call me anything u want eccept *persons name*''

[/quote]
Thats funny....call me a n.o.o.b. just don't call me _-_Diablo_-_. :biggrin:
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You know whats really funny how KKS name now always comes up as KidKrazypoop.

SolidSnake76 · 02-04-2003, 01:27 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]ooooh ok has jackass the movie come out in usa?[/quote]
does that even need an answer?

SBYRD5 · 02-04-2003, 06:20 PM

Yes....

Yasback · 02-05-2003, 06:57 AM

i told you i'm the funniest :laughlong:

DA_VIPA · 02-05-2003, 08:44 AM

snake it was a yes/no question im waiting for it 2 come out here...

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

digital~fighter · 02-05-2003, 08:50 AM

lol...... :lol:
bro where do you gat all this?

DA_VIPA · 02-05-2003, 08:55 AM

my dad, cousins and my friends bro u got any jokes? post some we might find funny but i never run out of material mwahahahahahaha....

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

SolidSnake76 · 02-05-2003, 12:52 PM

vipa wheres ur common sense?

a domestic movie made in its own country will be released in its own country! for example: harry potter[lord knows i hate it] was made in london and was released in london first.

DA_VIPA · 02-05-2003, 01:07 PM

jesus man dubya tee eff!! all u had 2 say was YES!! dont ask for my common sense coz i aint got none.. :laugh:

MasterX05 · 02-05-2003, 07:02 PM

that movie came out last year.

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02-04-2003, 01:23 PM	#1
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="_-_Diablo_-_"]This is a dis some1 is cursing at u 1st u let him finish after he/she's done u say ''U can call me anything u want eccept persons name'' [/quote] Thats funny....call me a n.o.o.b. just don't call me _-_Diablo_-_. :biggrin: ------------------------------------------------------------ You know whats really funny how KKS name now always comes up as KidKrazypoop.

02-04-2003, 01:27 PM	#2
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]ooooh ok has jackass the movie come out in usa?[/quote] does that even need an answer? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-05-2003, 06:57 AM	#4
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02-05-2003, 08:50 AM	#6
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02-04-2003, 06:20 PM	#3
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Yes....

02-05-2003, 08:44 AM	#5
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	snake it was a yes/no question im waiting for it 2 come out here... There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

02-05-2003, 08:55 AM	#7
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	my dad, cousins and my friends bro u got any jokes? post some we might find funny but i never run out of material mwahahahahahaha.... There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again. Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help. The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want." The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr." After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"

02-05-2003, 12:52 PM	#8
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	vipa wheres ur common sense? a domestic movie made in its own country will be released in its own country! for example: harry potter[lord knows i hate it] was made in london and was released in london first. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-05-2003, 01:07 PM	#9
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