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Strider42 · 02-03-2003, 06:11 PM

whoa man lol. Now that's funny

MasterX05 · 02-03-2003, 07:37 PM

eeww sick man lol :biggrin:

SolidSnake76 · 02-03-2003, 08:30 PM

i have another one if anyone wanna hear.

DA_VIPA · 02-04-2003, 08:40 AM

hehe nice 1'z snake but i still got some...

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day.
The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal."
The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six."
Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs."
The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs.
Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"

Yasback · 02-04-2003, 08:54 AM

hey i'm the funniest guy in the world!!! :laugh: i'm serious

listen up..

if a sad cockroach thought he was a human, why doesn't a human think he's a cockroach? why? because he's not a c

DA_VIPA · 02-04-2003, 09:18 AM

um......i dont get it..but anywayz...

Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside.
"Chocolates?" she asked.
"Nope."
"A Cake?"
Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box.
She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles."
"No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."

SolidSnake76 · 02-04-2003, 12:22 PM

ok here sumthing that happened on my first day back to school. [i had a week off and was startin new classes. it was feb 3rd.]

i was waiting to swipe my ID card to enter the school and these girl were screaming so loud, i almost got a headache in a few minutes. and throughout the day, girls were hugging and screaming like they havent seen each other in years when it has only been a week. it was 'the color purple' all over the school.

DA_VIPA · 02-04-2003, 12:47 PM

??? 'the colour purple'? whas that suppose ta mean? but heres anotha.....

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "thou shall not kill."

MasterX05 · 02-04-2003, 12:57 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]??? 'the colour purple'? whas that suppose ta mean?[/quote]
Its a old black movie with Whoopi Goldberg in it. U have to see it yourself to get what solidsnkae said.

DA_VIPA · 02-04-2003, 01:06 PM

ooooh ok has jackass the movie come out in usa?

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02-03-2003, 07:37 PM	#112
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02-03-2003, 08:30 PM	#113
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i have another one if anyone wanna hear. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-04-2003, 08:54 AM	#115
Yasback Member New Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 92 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	hey i'm the funniest guy in the world!!! :laugh: i'm serious listen up.. if a sad cockroach thought he was a human, why doesn't a human think he's a cockroach? why? because he's not a c __________________ MARVEL, TAKE A NAP! TMYAPP AND YASBACK RULE!!! WE ARE THE TEAM :P

02-04-2003, 12:22 PM	#117
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ok here sumthing that happened on my first day back to school. [i had a week off and was startin new classes. it was feb 3rd.] i was waiting to swipe my ID card to enter the school and these girl were screaming so loud, i almost got a headache in a few minutes. and throughout the day, girls were hugging and screaming like they havent seen each other in years when it has only been a week. it was 'the color purple' all over the school. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-03-2003, 06:11 PM	#111
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	whoa man lol. Now that's funny

02-04-2003, 08:40 AM	#114
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	hehe nice 1'z snake but i still got some... Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, "My Daddy is so cool he can eat four Burgers at one meal." The second one says, "That's nothing. My Daddy can eat six." Little Jonny starts laughing and says, "My Daddy can eat light bulbs." The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light bulbs. Little Jonny replies, "Last night I was passing my parents room and my Daddy said, 'Honey, turn out that light I want to eat that thing.'"

02-04-2003, 09:18 AM	#116
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	um......i dont get it..but anywayz... Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school, as a present for his teacher. He handed it to her. She started to guess what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked. "Nope." "A Cake?" Johnny shook his head No. Then the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. She caught a few drops on her finger, put the finger in her mouth then said, "Ah, I know-dill pickles." "No," Johnny said, "it's a puppy."

02-04-2003, 12:47 PM	#118
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	??? 'the colour purple'? whas that suppose ta mean? but heres anotha..... A Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "thou shall not kill."

02-04-2003, 12:57 PM	#119
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]??? 'the colour purple'? whas that suppose ta mean?[/quote] Its a old black movie with Whoopi Goldberg in it. U have to see it yourself to get what solidsnkae said. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.

02-04-2003, 01:06 PM	#120
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ooooh ok has jackass the movie come out in usa?