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blossom · 02-03-2003, 12:41 PM

LMFAO Vipa you are the funniest in this forum...i think i have read every one of your post in this thread..lol please keep it up

:biggrin: :buttrock: :laugh:

SolidSnake76 · 02-03-2003, 01:48 PM

i have this aunt, aunt jemima, who has this dog named pancake. everyday she wash the dog cause she want it clean and she put it in the oven to dry for 5mins. now aunt jemima knew how to cook, but she was never interested in technology that much. so we bought her a microwave but she never used it, until one time she decided to dry pancake in there. so she put him in, set the thing for 5mins and when it was done, pancake was still wet, but his insides were good enough to eat.

blossom · 02-03-2003, 02:18 PM

ewwww Snake that was nasty lol :hmmm:

MasterX05 · 02-03-2003, 03:30 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Sportschick155"]....OH THATS IT BUDDY, IM GONNA SPANK YO ASS!!!
suck...THAT!--->[/quote]
lol I think strider might enjoy that lmao.

Sportschick155 · 02-03-2003, 03:31 PM

lol yeh eh virtual spanking

Strider42 · 02-03-2003, 05:56 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Sportschick155"]lol yeh eh virtual spanking

[/quote]
sick freaks these days
Sports how would you give me a virtual spanking ???
You're weird.
Sports, what did I tell you about giving the whole blockhead.
I need a joke, I'll think of something of later

Sportschick155 · 02-03-2003, 05:58 PM

strider shut it

Strider42 · 02-03-2003, 06:01 PM

nope

check this out

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mariotwins.htm

Sportschick155 · 02-03-2003, 06:03 PM

how about..Y.E.S

SolidSnake76 · 02-03-2003, 06:08 PM

i have another one. remember little johnny?

he and his mother was walking to the store and they saw a condom on the ground. little johnny saked 'mommy what is that?' she said 'its a biscut. now dont eat it.' she went in the store, did her shopping and when she came out, the condom was gone. she asked johnny 'did u eat that biscut?' he said no mommy but i did eat the filling inside.'

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02-03-2003, 12:41 PM	#101
blossom Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DC/MD/VA Posts: 1,146 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	LMFAO Vipa you are the funniest in this forum...i think i have read every one of your post in this thread..lol please keep it up :biggrin: :buttrock: :laugh: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/ppgblossom/outlaw.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [color=brown:sig_uid]Teh bandit!![/color:sig_uid]

02-03-2003, 01:48 PM	#102
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i have this aunt, aunt jemima, who has this dog named pancake. everyday she wash the dog cause she want it clean and she put it in the oven to dry for 5mins. now aunt jemima knew how to cook, but she was never interested in technology that much. so we bought her a microwave but she never used it, until one time she decided to dry pancake in there. so she put him in, set the thing for 5mins and when it was done, pancake was still wet, but his insides were good enough to eat. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-03-2003, 02:18 PM	#103
blossom Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: DC/MD/VA Posts: 1,146 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ewwww Snake that was nasty lol :hmmm: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/ppgblossom/outlaw.jpg[/img:sig_uid] [color=brown:sig_uid]Teh bandit!![/color:sig_uid]

02-03-2003, 03:30 PM	#104
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Sportschick155"]....OH THATS IT BUDDY, IM GONNA SPANK YO ASS!!! suck...THAT!--->[/quote] lol I think strider might enjoy that lmao. __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.

02-03-2003, 03:31 PM	#105
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol yeh eh virtual spanking __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

02-03-2003, 05:56 PM	#106
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Sportschick155"]lol yeh eh virtual spanking [/quote] sick freaks these days Sports how would you give me a virtual spanking ??? You're weird. Sports, what did I tell you about giving the whole blockhead. I need a joke, I'll think of something of later

02-03-2003, 05:58 PM	#107
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	strider shut it __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

02-03-2003, 06:01 PM	#108
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	nope check this out http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/mariotwins.htm

02-03-2003, 06:03 PM	#109
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	how about..Y.E.S __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

02-03-2003, 06:08 PM	#110
SolidSnake76 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Brooklyn NY Posts: 3,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	i have another one. remember little johnny? he and his mother was walking to the store and they saw a condom on the ground. little johnny saked 'mommy what is that?' she said 'its a biscut. now dont eat it.' she went in the store, did her shopping and when she came out, the condom was gone. she asked johnny 'did u eat that biscut?' he said no mommy but i did eat the filling inside.' __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v195/SolidSnake76/thevet.jpg[/img:sig_uid]