The sfpoa - Dan, get in here, we need it back!

*cough* I finally saw this topic... keep up da good work Nantuko Joe and Dan Hibiki... :biggrin:

I saw your first posts, and I'm just baffled you guys don't have any more Randy Moss files.

He was the Vice President after all... :biggrin:



Edited By 2000warrior on Nov. 05 2002 at 20:01

[KidKrazyShit]

omg...*shakes head* I totally forgot about randy moss....

[Nantuko Joe]

Damn it! I was just beginning to forget Randy_moss, and you had to bring it up again!

J/K, man, those were the good old days here at the official forum. Me, Dan, Selvin, physicals (lol), hotsauce, steventhebol...brings back memories

[ajtimbs]

[quoteost_uid0="SolidSnake76"]Name: ajtimbs
Age: between 3 and 13
Reason for application: being totally clueless and stupid
Selected course of treatment: school starting from kinergarden.
Comments: guy doesnt understand anything at all. he seems to be real clueless at everything.[/quote]
i am 12 not 9 12 and so what if i am stupid and i don't go to school and i don't know what you guy are talking about

[Nantuko Joe]

"so what if your stupid?" You make dumb and irrelevant posts in every topic. You have the IQ of a toaster oven. You act like you're 5. Your posts don't make any sense. You don't even read topics, and post "i dont' get it, what are you guys talking about" at the end because you don't want to read the topic.

That's why you are in the SFPOA

[ajtimbs]

[quoteost_uid0="Nantuko Joe"]"so what if your stupid?" You make dumb and irrelevant posts in every topic. You have the IQ of a toaster oven. You act like you're 5. Your posts don't make any sense. You don't even read topics, and post "i dont' get it, what are you guys talking about" at the end because you don't want to read the topic.

That's why you are in the SFPOA[/quote]
sfpoa? what is that? lol :laugh:

[Dan Hibiki]

MORON!

Name: Randy-moss
Age: unknown
Reason for application: thinking that everybody's little and that all clans suck (despite attempting to make a clan of his own), and that he is superior to any and all people
Selected course of treatment: immediately restored position of VP of the SFPOA - Members Branch, and swift punishment in the game if he is ever seen again
Comments: he was the VP before, but seeing as I lost all the files before, we have to reinstitute people as we find them.

Name: xUMJx
Age: unknown
Reason for application: a superiority complex the size of Wisconsin without the skills to back it up
Selected course of treatment: brutal beatdown, possible tactical wedgie hit
Comments: xUMJx was/is the ultimate big-mouthed no-skill player. He talked #### to me on the forum, and I went into the game and backed up what I said and toasted him. After he won once in a Chun Li versus Chun Li match (Chun Li was new), I quit when he begged me for another match because his SISTER wanted to get on the computer and he said after that match he would let her on.

Ahh... the memories... such nostalgia. When this topic reaches twenty pages I will gather all of the files accumulated and assemble them into one post.

[Nantuko Joe]

behold, i have defeated harrinson-s:



it was funny too. first, he kept begging me to quit. like i was gonna fall for that, i keep fighting. then he said he forgot to set his controls. then why was he fighting? he keep doing optic blast, optic blast and when i won he starts cursing calling me a fag and b####. he sucks. cant play for s###.

HOLY $HIT! THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID TO ME!

First, he said "sorry, my little brother picked Cyclops. Then during the fight, I was able to jump behind him and kept kneeling and hitting him with MP. He then said wait, stop fighting. I did for a split second, and he hit me with the beams. I did the same thing again, and he said "wait, stop." Then he said "my controls are different. I set them different" or something like that. Then when he beat me, I said "why are you so fcuking cheap! You said you were gonna use ryu, and it was gonna be a ryu versus ryu fight! You cheap bastard!"

This is what he said:

"WAT".
"WAT U TALKING ABOUT?"

Then he said how I was being cheap or something. Anyways, thanks for showing that nOOb who's boss for me. I hope TMy fixes that Cyclops beam soon. He was on the forum today, and I hope he saw my topic.

Dan Hibiki Posted on Nov. 06 2002,12:20
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MORON!

Name: Randy-moss
Age: unknown
Reason for application: thinking that everybody's little and that all clans suck (despite attempting to make a clan of his own), and that he is superior to any and all people
Selected course of treatment: immediately restored position of VP of the SFPOA - Members Branch, and swift punishment in the game if he is ever seen again
Comments: he was the VP before, but seeing as I lost all the files before, we have to reinstitute people as we find them.

Name: xUMJx
Age: unknown
Reason for application: a superiority complex the size of Wisconsin without the skills to back it up
Selected course of treatment: brutal beatdown, possible tactical wedgie hit
Comments: xUMJx was/is the ultimate big-mouthed no-skill player. He talked #### to me on the forum, and I went into the game and backed up what I said and toasted him. After he won once in a Chun Li versus Chun Li match (Chun Li was new), I quit when he begged me for another match because his SISTER wanted to get on the computer and he said after that match he would let her on.

Ahh... the memories... such nostalgia. When this topic reaches twenty pages I will gather all of the files accumulated and assemble them into one post.

Aah, yes. The memories. Good old "i-hate-clans-so-i'm-gonna-make-a-clan-to-defeat-the-other-clans-randy moss-peace out-guy".

And where did you get that file on xUMJx? I thought it was lost in the mists of time!

[Ludacris]

Name:Punker_dude
Age: unknown
Reason for application: Double posting, acting like a ####,spamming
Selected course of treatment: I don't U figure it out
Commentsosting to say that he's bored and then posting anoimated gifs, he should get ohis @$$ kicked by the Sfpoa

[Nantuko Joe]

Bah, I can't wait until 20 pages. Here are all the members of the SFPOA:

Name: mysticveggeto
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, making nOObish comments
Selected course of treatment: flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: ssj4goku
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, ignoring intelligent remarks, insisting that Brolly goes SSJ4
Selected course of treatment: flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: ajtimbs
Age: 12
Reason(s) for Application: spamming, nOObish comments
Selected course of Treatment: flame, puberty
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: AXE
Age: Unknown
Reason(s) for Application: throwing paper in Dan and Nantuko's faces, being a hardass
Selected course of Treatment: a swift kick in the arse
Position in the SFPOA: Fully treated, released

Name: Attitude_Chick
Age: 15
Reason for Application: acting like a total biotch
Selected course of treatment: Midol
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: Dan Hibiki
Age: 18
Reason for Application: being $84 short after closing the arcade
Selected course of treatment: quitting his job before his boss finds out...
Position in the SFPOA: President of the non-members branch

Name: Roll
Age: 14
Reason for Application: being too nice and sappy
Selected course of treatment: guard dogs :biggrin:
Position in the SFPOA: threatened to poison Nantuko Joe's food, and therefore was cured of her niceness

Name: TJ5
Age: 14?
Reason for Application: spamming, overreacting, acting gay [or being gay]
Selected course of treatment: church, straight bar, bootcamp
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: sportschick
Age: 15
Reason for Application: annoying some ppl, getting smart with ppl
Selected course of treatment: a man
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: SolidSnake76
Age: Unknown
Reason for Application: arguing with another member of the SFPOA over trivial matters
Selected course of treatment: get him to hook up with the other member
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: stjames
Age: I'm guessing around 10
Reason for application: world-class spamming, getting high and making stupid topics, an example is this URL
Selected couse of treatment: Blowtorch
Position in the SFPOA: Vice-president of the members branch

Name: SSJKarma
Age: 21
Reason for application: thinks he's perfect
Selected course of treatment: a wake-up to reality
Position in the SFPOA: Recovering member

Name: Nexusgod
Age: unknown
Reason for Application: thinks he a god, trying to flame Nantuko Joe
Selected course of treatment: a wake-up to reality
Position in the SFPOA: PPL w/the IQ of a Toaster Oven

Name: (MSK)SKATEJO
Age: acts like he's 3
Reason for Application: acting like a nOOb and flaming F-O-C-K
Selected course of treatment: have 19 guys gang-rape him
Position in the SFPOA: Recovering Member (still can't sit down)

Name: Juggernaut
Age: Unknown
Reason for application: starting topics just for the hell of it
Selected course of treatment: flame, banishment
Position in the SFPOA: Senior Member

Name: Bunmi
Age: Unknown
Reason for Application: being as bad as Randy-Moss
Selected Course of treatment: Death is the least we could do
Position in the SFPOA: Last we heard, he was a VP of members, but haven't seen him in ages

Name: _FIGHTER_
Age: unknown(probably 9)
Reason for application: Acts retarded in the server and thinks he's hot ########. Says be beats everyone, including myself and he never has
Selected course of treatment: Banishment
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member

Name: HARRISON-S
Age: prolly 9
Reason for application: saying he will fight with ryu, then cheaping a victory using the Cyclops beam thing, then saying he doesn't know what I'm talking about when I confront him
Selected course of treatment: a -10,000 points from TMy
Position in the SFPOA: PPl w/the IQ of a Toaster Oven

Name: Randy-moss
Age: unknown
Reason for application: thinking that everybody's little and that all clans suck (despite attempting to make a clan of his own), and that he is superior to any and all people
Selected course of treatment: immediately restored position of VP of the SFPOA - Members Branch, and swift punishment in the game if he is ever seen again
Comments: President of the Members Branch

Name: xUMJx
Age: unknown
Reason for application: a superiority complex the size of Wisconsin without the skills to back it up
Selected course of treatment: brutal beatdown, possible tactical wedgie hit
Position in the SFPOA: President of the Members Branch

Name:Punker_dude
Age: unknown
Reason for application: Double posting, acting like a nOOb,spamming
Selected course of treatment: Flame
Position in the SFPOA: Full Member