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Sportschick155 · 02-02-2003, 07:07 PM

....OH THATS IT BUDDY, IM GONNA SPANK YO ASS!!! lmfao jk ur just plain mean ???

Strider42 · 02-02-2003, 08:18 PM

aww, lighten up and stop taking things so seriously

Sportschick155 · 02-02-2003, 08:30 PM

suck...THAT!---> :buttrock:

PSYCHO · 02-03-2003, 11:35 AM

DA_VIPA · 02-03-2003, 11:44 AM

ehem s-t-l dont spam plz but anyway...

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

digital~fighter · 02-03-2003, 11:48 AM

lol :lol:
good 1 :laughlong:

g_t_a_v_i_c_e · 02-03-2003, 11:51 AM

lol good 1 vipa :laughlong:

PSYCHO · 02-03-2003, 11:53 AM

[quote

ost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]ehem s-t-l dont spam plz but anyway...[/quote]
GRRR... :angryfire:

DA_VIPA · 02-03-2003, 12:13 PM

dont make me report u s-t-l stop spamming here its no good at least come up with a joke or somthing...

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

PSYCHO · 02-03-2003, 12:32 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]dont make me report u s-t-l stop spamming here its no good at least come up with a joke or somthing...[/quote]
report me ! ??? im shocked ??? ??? ok i will stop

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02-02-2003, 07:07 PM	#91
Sportschick155 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 2,783 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	....OH THATS IT BUDDY, IM GONNA SPANK YO ASS!!! lmfao jk ur just plain mean ??? __________________ whoever said the struggle would stop today, alota niggas are dead or locked away, teenage women growing up with aids, that's the life when you're living in the ghetto

02-02-2003, 08:30 PM	#93
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02-03-2003, 11:35 AM	#94
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02-03-2003, 11:48 AM	#96
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02-02-2003, 08:18 PM	#92
Strider42 Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 174 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	aww, lighten up and stop taking things so seriously

02-03-2003, 11:44 AM	#95
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	ehem s-t-l dont spam plz but anyway... A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

02-03-2003, 11:51 AM	#97
g_t_a_v_i_c_e Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol good 1 vipa :laughlong:

02-03-2003, 11:53 AM	#98
PSYCHO Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,368 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]ehem s-t-l dont spam plz but anyway...[/quote] GRRR... :angryfire: __________________ ARSENAL 4 LIFE -

02-03-2003, 12:13 PM	#99
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	dont make me report u s-t-l stop spamming here its no good at least come up with a joke or somthing... A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt. "Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..." The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father." The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

02-03-2003, 12:32 PM	#100
PSYCHO Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,368 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]dont make me report u s-t-l stop spamming here its no good at least come up with a joke or somthing...[/quote] report me ! ??? im shocked ??? ??? ok i will stop __________________ ARSENAL 4 LIFE -