Known questions - Parody of the one in member help

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How to become a VIP MEMBER
You can become a VIP member by submitting your will to TyMyApp and letting him make you a slave

Credit Cards You Can Use
The official SFO card. Good for not having to be a slave. Only $9999999.99!

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Moves List,Helper Codes,and Commands
You can figure those yourself, you bastard

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Lag Problems
Lag? In Street Fighter Online there is no LAG. Just cheap control.

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Banners
All banners must include a message of your worshipness to TyMyApp. Anything else is optional. If you need to ask for one, then you're too lazy to do one of your own. That's why "TyMyApp's How to make a cool banner" book exists. Only $249.99!

Avatars
you can chose an avatar from ur control panel, which contains various TyMyApp worshipping avatars, or you can do one yourself. Not having an avatar is dishonorable and will result in you being laughed at.

Uploading
you can upload ur banner(s) and avatar(s) from:
TyMyApp's house of images
Lefty's Hows of pictures


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Behind a Firewall
if your behind a firewall,make sure you:

1.Put the firewall out with a bucket of water
2.Download Lefty's Firewall remover. Only $549.99!

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Account Auto-Teriminated
It means TyMyApp hates you.

Characters In Red
you have to give TyMyApp a certain amount of money to get the characters in RED:

Spidey($350)
Chun-li($100)
cyc|ops($300)
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