Why the chicken crossed the road?:

pip99 · 04-28-2003, 12:01 PM

WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD????:

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

JACQUES CHIRAC: We will veto any resolution regarding non-compliance of the chicken whether it has or has not crossed the road!

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken, depends upon your frame of reference.

JERRY SEINFIELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway"?

Razz · 04-28-2003, 12:08 PM

LMSO!
That's one of the funniest things in RI. It is worthy . . . *bows*

streetpower$$ · 04-28-2003, 12:22 PM

wow pip damn man :shocked: lol...!!!

DA_VIPA · 04-28-2003, 01:11 PM

laughin my muthafukin ass off!!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong:

Xicer · 04-28-2003, 01:18 PM

O My God.....dude I Laughed so hard my stomache started to hurt...LMAO! :laugh:

king_of_ken · 04-28-2003, 01:25 PM

why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum

g_t_a_v_i_c_e · 04-28-2003, 01:30 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="king_of_ken"]why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum[/quote]
so is ur mom =/ :shocked:

pip: HaHahAHahHAhaHAha good 1 im like my muda f.ucking ass off..... :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

Xicer · 04-28-2003, 01:31 PM

dubya tee eff?

g_t_a_v_i_c_e · 04-28-2003, 01:33 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Xicer"]dubya tee eff?[/quote]
y are u confused? ???

Xicer · 04-28-2003, 01:35 PM

im confused at what King of ken said.

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04-28-2003, 12:01 PM	#1
pip99 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: birmingham Posts: 7,335 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD????: GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. HANZ BLIX: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road. JACQUES CHIRAC: We will veto any resolution regarding non-compliance of the chicken whether it has or has not crossed the road! MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador): The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken. SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. RALPH NADER: The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH: I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART: No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. Alone. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? Whether the chicken crossed the road, or the road crossed the chicken, depends upon your frame of reference. JERRY SEINFIELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway"? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/pip99/wolvgput3.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

04-28-2003, 12:22 PM	#3
streetpower$$ Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: streets muhahahahhazZz Posts: 205 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	wow pip damn man :shocked: lol...!!! __________________ http://images.bravenet.com/brpics/ezboard/hot1.gif

04-28-2003, 01:18 PM	#5
Xicer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 609 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	O My God.....dude I Laughed so hard my stomache started to hurt...LMAO! :laugh: __________________ [quote:sig_uid]Juleit, stop looking.[/quote:sig_uid]

04-28-2003, 01:25 PM	#6
king_of_ken Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Queens Posts: 459 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum __________________ the king of spidey is back [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/king_of_ken/kokgput3.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

04-28-2003, 12:08 PM	#2
Razz Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Your Mind . . . Posts: 1,769 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	LMSO! That's one of the funniest things in RI. It is worthy . . . bows

04-28-2003, 01:11 PM	#4
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	laughin my muthafukin ass off!!!!! :laughlong: :laughlong:

04-28-2003, 01:30 PM	#7
g_t_a_v_i_c_e Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="king_of_ken"]why did it crosse the rode causes it is dum[/quote] so is ur mom =/ :shocked: pip: HaHahAHahHAhaHAha good 1 im like my muda f.ucking ass off..... :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong: :laughlong:

04-28-2003, 01:31 PM	#8
Xicer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 609 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	dubya tee eff? __________________ [quote:sig_uid]Juleit, stop looking.[/quote:sig_uid]

04-28-2003, 01:33 PM	#9
g_t_a_v_i_c_e Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 137 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Xicer"]dubya tee eff?[/quote] y are u confused? ???

04-28-2003, 01:35 PM	#10
Xicer Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: North Carolina Posts: 609 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	im confused at what King of ken said. __________________ [quote:sig_uid]Juleit, stop looking.[/quote:sig_uid]

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