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DA_VIPA · 01-29-2003, 08:22 AM

hey u better cut the blonde jokes out right diss instance! my girl is blonde....

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

(fighter) · 01-29-2003, 04:48 PM

here is a funny quick movie i tried to get it to flash but it wont work so go to www.themichaelsmith.com link here>

link

go to animation then click on the car ,the buggy.

Elena · 01-29-2003, 05:20 PM

Ok i these up sorry if yawl heard it before but here it is:
Ur momma is so slow when someone told her she won a million bucks
She started to run thur the house screaming ahhhhh!!!! stampeed

UR momma is so slow when she went to wal-mart to buy a new bra and they asked her what was her what cup was she went to the Utensil and dinnerware section and said i think im a tea cup. :laughlong: :laugh: :laughlong:

SolidSnake76 · 01-29-2003, 05:59 PM

these no0oobs come to this game faster than fat pple to McDonalds.

Scorponok · 01-29-2003, 06:09 PM

I am so funny... Ha.... Ha....

MasterX05 · 01-29-2003, 06:19 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]hey u better cut the blonde jokes out right diss instance! my girl is blonde....

This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car.
While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."[/quote]
blonde jokes who said we where joking lol.

DA_VIPA · 01-30-2003, 01:11 AM

lol w/e man....

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fu,ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

DA_VIPA · 01-30-2003, 08:21 AM

can som1 plz tell me how 2 get pics from my harddrive in2 my posts!!

digital~fighter · 01-30-2003, 10:18 AM

yea bro upload the pic's
go to here and upload it

DA_VIPA · 01-30-2003, 10:21 AM

bro i tried that it says that its temporaraly unavailable...any way...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

Edited By DA_VIPA on Jan. 30 2003 at 18:37

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01-29-2003, 04:48 PM	#72
(fighter) Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: north eastern pa Posts: 413 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	here is a funny quick movie i tried to get it to flash but it wont work so go to www.themichaelsmith.com link here> link go to animation then click on the car ,the buggy. __________________ http://torax.outwar.com/page.php?x=1304

01-29-2003, 05:20 PM	#73
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Ok i these up sorry if yawl heard it before but here it is: Ur momma is so slow when someone told her she won a million bucks She started to run thur the house screaming ahhhhh!!!! stampeed UR momma is so slow when she went to wal-mart to buy a new bra and they asked her what was her what cup was she went to the Utensil and dinnerware section and said i think im a tea cup. :laughlong: :laugh: :laughlong: __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

01-29-2003, 05:59 PM	#74
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01-29-2003, 06:19 PM	#76
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01-29-2003, 08:22 AM	#71
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	hey u better cut the blonde jokes out right diss instance! my girl is blonde.... This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."

01-29-2003, 06:09 PM	#75
Scorponok Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 1,650 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I am so funny... Ha.... Ha....

01-30-2003, 01:11 AM	#77
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	lol w/e man.... A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fu,ck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

01-30-2003, 08:21 AM	#78
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	can som1 plz tell me how 2 get pics from my harddrive in2 my posts!!

01-30-2003, 10:18 AM	#79
digital~fighter Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,048 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yea bro upload the pic's go to here and upload it __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/oren/dF4.gif[/img:sig_uid] [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/oren/digitaltag.jpg[/img:sig_uid] DiGiTaL FiGhTeR NWO Staff

01-30-2003, 10:21 AM	#80
DA_VIPA Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ...haha u cant find me Posts: 2,364 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	bro i tried that it says that its temporaraly unavailable...any way... A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436." Edited By DA_VIPA on Jan. 30 2003 at 18:37

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