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Dhalsim_Dalai_Lama · 06-14-2003, 12:11 PM

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Lightbringer Posted on June 13 2003,09:44
I read the bible because I think the content is pretty stupid and funny... and has a little adult content lol

Man, y u hatin' on christians. the bible is supposed to be enriching, full of metaphors and enlightening tales. the psalms helped me get through my trial two years ago.

but even thoug i am christian, ur right psycho, those jahovas witnesses are a pain. once they came to my door and i told them im christian, but they still tried to sell my other versions of bibles. imho, missionaries went out with slavery.

Theverygrimbomb · 06-14-2003, 12:19 PM

Jovano Witnesses don't believe in god, they belive In Jovano, one goes to my skool, dumby! :buttrock:

Dhalsim_Dalai_Lama · 06-14-2003, 12:42 PM

Theverygrimbomb Posted on June 14 2003,15:19

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Jovano Witnesses don't believe in god, they belive In Jovano, one goes to my skool, dumby!

well they tried sellin me some religious books. and by the way, y are your polls so queeringly gay.

Scorponok · 06-14-2003, 03:32 PM

They're weird, they don't celebrate B-Days..

:S

Elena · 06-14-2003, 07:11 PM

[quote

ost_uid8="asshole"]Well it'd been HILARIOUS if you were here.. you shoulda just heard the stuPid broads trying to make me believe in something that's not there!!!
And esPecially something that's NOT my religion!

And it'd also been funny to ya if you looked at God my way.[/quote

ost_uid8]
Oh and what is ur religion?
What do you believe in? Tell me is it really there can you touch it, feel it, is it really there.

asshole · 06-14-2003, 07:39 PM

Elena, are you an Idiot?
I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God!

I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.."
Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one..
Fuxk Missionaries!

Scorponok · 06-14-2003, 07:56 PM

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ost_uid0="asshole"]Fuxk Missionaries![/quote]
Err.. they're you go again..

If it's these Jehova Witnesses you're talking about, don't really consider them to be "missionaries"...

asshole · 06-15-2003, 12:10 AM

Well, they're sPreading the word of Jesus, trying to Force PeoPle to Believe in Jesus.

Isn't that what a missionary is?

Elena · 06-15-2003, 08:00 AM

[quote

ost_uid8="asshole"]Elena, are you an Idiot?
I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God!

I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.."
Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one..
Fuxk Missionaries![/quote

ost_uid8]
Nope sorry I'm not an idiot....Maybe I misunderstood but
You said it is NOT your religion so it means you have a religion.
You also said why believe in something that is not there....How do you know it is not there? And I ask you what is your parents religion I'm guessing its hindu and the do they believe in "something that is not there"
And missionaries are just doing what everyone else tries to do....try and make you come to there side and believe what they believe, like in court a lawyer tries and make you believe them. Or when your trying to prove someone wrong.
So stop saying fuxk missionaries because we all are one in some way.

asshole · 06-15-2003, 01:00 PM

Elena, I thought you'd be atleast a LITTLE bright..
Ok.. here..
When I say "My religion" I mean the one I'm SUPPOSED to believe in.. You know, the one my Family believes in.. Understood now?
Or should I break it down into easier words for ya, droogie?

And no, the religion is NOT Hinduism.. My (again remember..) Religion is TOTALLY Anti-Hinduism.. We actually fought for our Freedom from Hinduism..

And and why do my Parents Believe in something that's nto there? I dunno, ask them.. That's why I don't believe in it.

And, how do I know it's not there? Maybe cuz I've never SEEN A GOD, and I CONTROL MY LIFE!!!

Oh and about the Missionaries thing... isn't it suPPosed to be "equal rights" in Christianity? Everyone believe what they want to, no one force anyone to do anything? Well!?

You know what Elena, i'm guessing you're related with this somehow. You seem to be getting Pissed for no reason..

Edited By asshole on June 16 2003 at 05:02

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06-14-2003, 07:11 PM	#45
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid8="asshole"]Well it'd been HILARIOUS if you were here.. you shoulda just heard the stuPid broads trying to make me believe in something that's not there!!! And esPecially something that's NOT my religion! And it'd also been funny to ya if you looked at God my way.[/quoteost_uid8] Oh and what is ur religion? What do you believe in? Tell me is it really there can you touch it, feel it, is it really there. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

06-14-2003, 07:39 PM	#46
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Elena, are you an Idiot? I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God! I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.." Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one.. Fuxk Missionaries! __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-14-2003, 07:56 PM	#47
Scorponok Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 1,650 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Fuxk Missionaries![/quote] Err.. they're you go again.. If it's these Jehova Witnesses you're talking about, don't really consider them to be "missionaries"...

06-15-2003, 12:10 AM	#48
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Well, they're sPreading the word of Jesus, trying to Force PeoPle to Believe in Jesus. Isn't that what a missionary is? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

06-14-2003, 12:19 PM	#42
Theverygrimbomb Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 188 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Jovano Witnesses don't believe in god, they belive In Jovano, one goes to my skool, dumby! :buttrock:

06-14-2003, 03:32 PM	#44
Scorponok Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Phoenix, Arizona Posts: 1,650 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	They're weird, they don't celebrate B-Days.. :S

06-15-2003, 08:00 AM	#49
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid8="asshole"]Elena, are you an Idiot? I SAID I don't believe in Religion.. or God! I was just saying that "Just cause I don't believe in the Religion i'm suPPOsed to, they tried to make me a Christian fool.." Oh and I also said that they tried to Make my FAMILY stoP believing in the Religion they do now (yes i'm the only one in my family who doens't believe in God), and start believing in a DIFFERENT one.. Fuxk Missionaries![/quoteost_uid8] Nope sorry I'm not an idiot....Maybe I misunderstood but You said it is NOT your religion so it means you have a religion. You also said why believe in something that is not there....How do you know it is not there? And I ask you what is your parents religion I'm guessing its hindu and the do they believe in "something that is not there" And missionaries are just doing what everyone else tries to do....try and make you come to there side and believe what they believe, like in court a lawyer tries and make you believe them. Or when your trying to prove someone wrong. So stop saying fuxk missionaries because we all are one in some way. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

06-15-2003, 01:00 PM	#50
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Elena, I thought you'd be atleast a LITTLE bright.. Ok.. here.. When I say "My religion" I mean the one I'm SUPPOSED to believe in.. You know, the one my Family believes in.. Understood now? Or should I break it down into easier words for ya, droogie? And no, the religion is NOT Hinduism.. My (again remember..) Religion is TOTALLY Anti-Hinduism.. We actually fought for our Freedom from Hinduism.. And and why do my Parents Believe in something that's nto there? I dunno, ask them.. That's why I don't believe in it. And, how do I know it's not there? Maybe cuz I've never SEEN A GOD, and I CONTROL MY LIFE!!! Oh and about the Missionaries thing... isn't it suPPosed to be "equal rights" in Christianity? Everyone believe what they want to, no one force anyone to do anything? Well!? You know what Elena, i'm guessing you're related with this somehow. You seem to be getting Pissed for no reason.. Edited By asshole on June 16 2003 at 05:02 __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

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