Freestyle battle - Who can beat me

[DX Zero]

yo snake why u gotta be playa hatin
cuz I haven't had a victim like u lately
this battle ain't between u n me
just cuz im outnumbered u join in the frenzy
that don't mean u ain't suppose to be waitin
sorry snako come back later and see what u making
a big mistake is what u'll be aching

go backup ur one line nursery rhymes
i ain't got the time to listen to yo whinin
while i got a few small problem of mines
dude has good rhyme but i ain't buyin it
i ain't about to let yall tyin it
i change the mood so i have pride in it
lemme finish off this
and try to end it quick
run and cry back to your sportschick
but the snakes suppose to be dangerous and slick
byrd and dragondude here
both actin like a little ricky smith
come to the hood here
lets see who'll be the #1 pick
they hear yall from the queer
rockin on the rocawear
i wouldn't know but
yall be stocking them there
what you see is dx here
look in front of the mirror
and yall could see it clear
im so sorry but u ain't me
try again how about.. next year
they say im a magician here
i can may ugly things disappear

[asshole]

Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...

Oh and Snake, I don't suck, if you read the lyrics and read it as a song, instead of "Dumb, Wanna be Rap gangsta $hit", then it will make perfect sense.

And, how am I too old!?

[tupac2westsider]

Oh man..........What the hell is this?
People just typing but not really making any sense!
What?!?! you think u got real skill?!?!
Hit me up one day and ill show you how to keep it real
No one probably really knows how to rhyme?
Cause all u do is type and take ur time
trying to make sure what u typed is better than mine
trying to make us think like u comit crimes
You know what?!?why dont u just shutup and go lisen to sublime
Cause really what u type is really sour like lime!!!
How about u challenge me in a real rap battle.
ill slap you around like a silly hoe
then ull get up and ill slap u some moe
cause u really dont know
last time i rapped they put me on death row
How about you go out a grow alittle moe
i bet when you try to rap it flows pretty slow
Cause i know when i challenge u you'll get blowned.

After this flow i give up. There is really no point to flowin like this. there is just no point to it, anyone can be called a freestylist on a forum.

[dragondude_r]

Yeah,that`s true.For some reason,I can`t bust rhymes like I type 'em.And you`re right,a**hole,that`s what America is.

Yo,DX,if you can make 'em disappear,
Then tell me one thing,why the crap you still here?
Think you rapping,busting rhymes,think you floating on air,
But you see,what I got,is nothing but rare.

And yes your right man,
America`s not great,
Full of racism,murders,
and nothing but hate,
No one to appreciate,the other nations,
who are better at rates,
Compared to other nations,
America is of the late.

Stealing land from others,
And continues to do so,
Don`t be stupid,you fools!
Only go for Bin Laden and his co,
Don`t drop bombs and destroy nations
Like you did to poor Japan,
Don`t be stupid you fools,just
Only go for one man.

So they`re not Christian?
Who gives a sh**,
I`m not a religion,
Maybe Bhuddist,a little bit.

Or maybe Taoism,
ShinTaoism,
'S Like da Vinci`s Cubism,
As long as everyone is in the chizzum.

That means as long as everyone is alright
It`s okay,
To be different from us fools,
In your very own ways.
I may be American,but I don`t go up like that,
Unhealthiness and stupidy,
Not to mention heart attacks.

America is pathetic,
So I wish I was Japanese,
Stupid,death,and torture,
That what America bes.
So if your Asian,
Please stay in your homes,
America is worse,for that
You don`t need Sherlock Holmes.

:yinyang:

[Dan Hibiki]

[quoteost_uid0="asshole"]Dan, it DOES Rhyme, but the sad part is, it's NOT supposed to be a rap song, so it's doesn't make much rhyme, I guess...[/quote]
It doesn't match into any traditional rhyme patterns, and I know my rhyming very well. It doesn't rhyme (except in a few places, but the rhymes are uncreative). Also, in case you haven't noticed, this IS a rap thread.

[Tantum]

God damn you people are dumb.

[dragondude_r]

Learn from the best >mockingly<

And lay off,Dan.If there really is "traditional rhyming patterns",one should be that rapping is the truth.And A**hole is speaking the truth.And he does rhyme in most places.

[machine1]

please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go

yo...yo..yo...
they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine

y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me.

can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead,

mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers,

im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser
i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday
i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum

man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin

i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze,

but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck!


i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there

[dragondude_r]

Man,lay off the freaky crap,
Nothing but a sap,
Think you know how to rap,
Don`t stop I`ll bust a cap.

You ain`t rapping nothing,
Trying to start,
You won`t be nothing,
So don`t start something.

I may be twelve years old,
But man,I put you to the test,
After going against me,man,
You`ll have to be put the rest.

Because,if you haven`t noticed,
You making no sense,
Man,you so dumb,
You repeat before you rinse! :laughlong:

Where`s your bag of tricks,huh?
Mr.,pshaw,Candy Man,
If you would`ve had some sense then you would`ve ran,
From me.Why?I`m the man.
Call me Dragondude-San,
Never get banned,
Kick your can,

Keep to my restrictions,
Or else feel my fist frictions,
Think of what you riskin',

Keep to my rules,
Don`t be of the fools,
Because listen to me,man,
You lower then a mule.

Now like I said,
I would only rap,
If there was none of your crap,
Yo kind,above the line,
So tone it down a bit,man,
Before you get in a bind!

[MasterX05]

[quoteost_uid0="machine1"]please tell me theres more competition then that. i guess i gotta take over this topic- here we go

yo...yo..yo...
they call me the candy man i got more skittles then kerry kittles, i got more riddles and fiddles then you could ever imagine

y'all just like the rest, u cant beat the best, your just a simple test- to beat, i will defeat all the challengers, didn't i ell you?, im the candy man!, i got a bag of tricks and treats, you'll never beat-me.

can't u see? are u blind?, should i beat your behind?, my rhymes are too hot, i connected the dots, hit the spot, look at the rocks that im wearin, i aint carin-bout u fools, i'll go get my tools and hit you in the dam head, i'll make u red, maybe u'll even be dead,

mani got 1 thing u'll never have and thats royalty, and i get 1 thing you'll never get and thats loyalty. im like the rock u can suck my c****, i'll lay the smackdown on your candy ass, man u smoke to much grass if u think u can beat me, if u think u can beat me u must be havin a dream, im like allen iverson its a one man team, all the record label needs is me to win albums back to back to back just like the basketball games for the lakers,

im the maker of killin and im willin to let u leave and breath another fresh amount of air, cause i dont care, about u loser
i got millions and billions of dollas holla!dam man im the #1 stunna but i dont shine every summa cause i shine everyday
i know that y'all gay thats right your dum and swallow cum

man if i had a dolla for everytime people said i could be beaten id be rich, your just a bitch, u cant touch what u cant see and thats me, dont playahate, dont discrimanate, dont masterbate, we all know ur nothin but im somethin

i just grind in my mind and spit these crazy lyrics, y'all cant beat my rap y'all just a piece of crap, im off the heeze 4sheeze,

but i do know one thang though, losers they come they go, saturday through sunday monday, monday through sunday yo, maybe you'll one day beat me, maybe you'll some day win, till then just shut the f*** up u aint got no luck u suck!


i won its over im done im done y'all cant touch that right there[/quote]
machine I tip my hat to u *master tips his cap to machine*
that is gansta.