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Elena · 01-24-2003, 02:17 PM

Anz_boi make ur banner smaller.

And heres a diss:
Ur teeth are so yellow when you went to go see a movie and smiled ppl started to tell you to turn off the light.

And some jokes:
Your mommas she walked out with high heels and came back with flip-flops.
Your momma so dark when she put on some orange lipstick ppl thought she was a cheeseburger. :laughlong: does that sound racist to you?? if so. sorry.

Nas · 01-24-2003, 03:28 PM

that last 1 was great

machine1 · 01-24-2003, 03:41 PM

theres a girl at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a dude comes by and sees her crying. he asks her "why are y crying?" She says "icnever had a conversation with anyone before. "
So the man made a conversation with her. The next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more. He asks her "Why are u crying?" She saysc" I never been kissed before." So the man kisses her.

The next day the man goes back and she's still crying. He asks her "why are u crying?" She says i never been f**k** before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "There now you're f**k**!"

asshole · 01-24-2003, 04:12 PM

I've heard all the Jokes before, besides DA_VIPAs, with the Teacher thing. And my two fav. from those are: Vipas' and machine1s' recent one!
LMFAO!!!

Oh and here are two to get me started:
#1
Dad: Son, you need a Hobby, keep THAT up and you'll go blind!

#2
Dad: Son, you SERIOUSLY have to StoP doing that, or you're gonna get Blind someday.
Son: Yo Dad, I'm over here!!

( You have to "GET" them before you laugh! )

machine1 · 01-24-2003, 04:21 PM

im not sure i understand ...was the dad talking to his d*** or something?

Nas · 01-24-2003, 04:32 PM

yeah,me 2 ???

Elena · 01-24-2003, 05:27 PM

I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.

machine1 · 01-24-2003, 05:49 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.[/quote]
That's it.. the father is blind.. cant believe i didnt figure that out

MasterX05 · 01-24-2003, 08:34 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.
Oh and hears another joke:
Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.[/quote]
u sick lil girl :laughlong:

SBYRD5 · 01-24-2003, 08:40 PM

I think it has something to do with masterbation(Don't ask) or the dad is blind already.

Listen..this flash I saved for emergencies....the laughter is to amazing...you will be shocked....but you will laugh so hard you might...die from laughter.Check it out...

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77944

HAHAHA BLAMMO!!!!!!!!! I MIGHT GET BANNED FOR THIS...BUT THE LAUGHTER IS WORTH IT!!!!!!!

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01-24-2003, 02:17 PM	#21
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	Anz_boi make ur banner smaller. And heres a diss: Ur teeth are so yellow when you went to go see a movie and smiled ppl started to tell you to turn off the light. And some jokes: Your mommas she walked out with high heels and came back with flip-flops. Your momma so dark when she put on some orange lipstick ppl thought she was a cheeseburger. :laughlong: does that sound racist to you?? if so. sorry. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

01-24-2003, 03:28 PM	#22
Nas Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 791 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	that last 1 was great __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/shu/guan_yu.gif[/img:sig_uid]

01-24-2003, 03:41 PM	#23
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	theres a girl at a beach. she has no arms and no legs. a dude comes by and sees her crying. he asks her "why are y crying?" She says "icnever had a conversation with anyone before. " So the man made a conversation with her. The next day the man goes back and sees her crying even more. He asks her "Why are u crying?" She saysc" I never been kissed before." So the man kisses her. The next day the man goes back and she's still crying. He asks her "why are u crying?" She says i never been fk before. So the man picks her up, throws her in the ocean, and says "There now you're fk!" __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

01-24-2003, 04:12 PM	#24
asshole Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,729 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I've heard all the Jokes before, besides DA_VIPAs, with the Teacher thing. And my two fav. from those are: Vipas' and machine1s' recent one! LMFAO!!! Oh and here are two to get me started: #1 Dad: Son, you need a Hobby, keep THAT up and you'll go blind! #2 Dad: Son, you SERIOUSLY have to StoP doing that, or you're gonna get Blind someday. Son: Yo Dad, I'm over here!! ( You have to "GET" them before you laugh! ) __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v135/XxElPeCaDoRxX/zorade.gif[/img:sig_uid] I don't put my heart on women, I put my hard-on on women!

01-24-2003, 04:21 PM	#25
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	im not sure i understand ...was the dad talking to his d*** or something? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

01-24-2003, 04:32 PM	#26
Nas Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New Zealand Posts: 791 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	yeah,me 2 ??? __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.yueying.net/dw/_imgs/quizzes/shu/guan_yu.gif[/img:sig_uid]

01-24-2003, 05:27 PM	#27
Elena Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: In my messy room Posts: 3,253 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I think the dad himself is blind. Oh and hears another joke: Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair. __________________ I WAS HERE FURST! ^-^

01-24-2003, 05:49 PM	#28
machine1 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jersey City Posts: 1,622 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind.[/quote] That's it.. the father is blind.. cant believe i didnt figure that out __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/7w17ch/machine1.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Jersey City..... We on top....

01-24-2003, 08:34 PM	#29
MasterX05 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 2,468 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Elena"]I think the dad himself is blind. Oh and hears another joke: Y did the bald man cut holes in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers thur his hair.[/quote] u sick lil girl :laughlong: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.dr.dk/skum/boogie/_img/235x140/kanye_west.jpg[/img:sig_uid] Kanye west-Diamonds are forever Diamonds are forever Throw your diamonds in the sky if you feel the vibe Diamonds are forever The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme.

01-24-2003, 08:40 PM	#30
SBYRD5 Banned Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 6,549 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	I think it has something to do with masterbation(Don't ask) or the dad is blind already. Listen..this flash I saved for emergencies....the laughter is to amazing...you will be shocked....but you will laugh so hard you might...die from laughter.Check it out... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=77944 HAHAHA BLAMMO!!!!!!!!! I MIGHT GET BANNED FOR THIS...BUT THE LAUGHTER IS WORTH IT!!!!!!!

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