Freestyle - Rap battle rhyming skills

[Alex_KO]

Shake dat thing...OH Yeahhh, yeah,, yeah


THE END :laughlong:

[SBYRD5]

VampireNinja confused on his league.
Conversation is reality still kid is still in Junior High staring at girls titties,
Looking at his mentor BYRD for advice to help him swore.
Having an eye for girls with heart shaped asses hoping he can score.

Copying Byrdman's style of classic converse and windbreakers,
Spending his parent's cash try to gain flash,
Wearing shades that are made of plastic silver wear like taped together forks,

Defense is weak,walk isn't confident,
Thugology is at 47 percent,
He does his pimping like George bush mentoring Bill Clint,
Playing with action figures that were named ken,
With girlfriends named barbie.

Couldn't through a lyric even if he had it prewritten,
Hands must be to soft to keystyle floetry he wears mittens,
Critizes the others when his ish aint an under cover brother,
Thinks of himself as latino lover....favorite color same as Danny Glover,

SAys he's not gay,
Sajin Ryu said he was his lover.....
He wanted to know my age and phone number...
He likes pickles...I think he loves cucumbers....



Edited By SBYRD5 on June 28 2004 at 13:24

[DarkstriderX]

LOL!!!

Sweet Flow Dude
Sweet Flow :buttrock: :buttrock:

[SBYRD5]

I'll battle anyone I don't care just spit at me :0

And I'll spit.........back.



Edited By SBYRD5 on June 28 2004 at 17:56

[floaterz]

From Weed to hennesey, I roll wit da best
And I aint scared to put some caps in ya chest
Ya rhymes are weak and U smell like sh!t
all U do all day is suck d!ck

U claim to be a playa yet U got no girl
U aint a PIMP U a flaww
fake little ass wit words
Don't matter that Ya moms love me and she sucks my d!ck
cuz every bitch in da hood seen Ya pencilprick

U a little boy still U show but never see
I've had the pleasure of swimming in your moms sea
I put my boat in my ocean and it cannot sink
but I release some milk and ya bro was the result of it

(Note: Rhymes copyright floaterz do not copy)
Also this is not aimed at anyone it's just some Rhymes



Edited By floaterz on June 28 2004 at 18:46

[azncat]

wait i got one...


kill me ill take you down with me....


im done =)

[SBYRD5]

So your semen sailed my mother's seas,
MY mother doesn't live with me,
I heard a racket in my uncle's room next to me,

I think your penertrating a dude cuzz B,
My mother doesn't sleep around like Molounge Rouge,
Not trying to be crud she has her gear below waist,
Wired even your tongue couldn't get close to get a taste.

Let me guess you enjoy that platter no less,
They call you bloody lips at the SkOol,
Freestyling at peeps mom OwNeD like someone's fool.
This floetry was written in 36 sec.s...thats how quick I took you to school.

Look into your studies and know a male from a female,
Thinking your hitting my mom when your hitting a Arab named Salem,
Your now a terrorist to fear,
THey may drop bombs but you drop sticks in dude's rears...



Edited By SBYRD5 on June 28 2004 at 21:01

[DarkstriderX]

Ah this topic is dead i think so ill put it to rest..Thanks for the replys though people great skills..great skills :buttrock: :buttrock: :buttrock: