I got in contact with alcohol - *hiccup* - Page 2

Saijin_Ryu · 02-03-2004, 07:56 AM

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ost_uid0="Ikaruga"]*sups somemore beer*

Why hello...*hiccup* I'm Mr. Biggles...But you can call me...you can call me...uhh...um.........

Uhhh.....*hiccup* Lemme tell you a story...

I was like...In my room...you know...on my computer...lookin up porn....spammin ppl...*hiccup* Till one day...My mom came in...and told me to um...wash the dishes see,...And I told her...*hiccup* That I um....I ummm...Didn't feel like it...

And then...*hiccup*...She turned off the computer...see? And then um...then she started yellin at me...She called me all kinds of stuff...Then, all hell broke loose...*hiccup*...When she was done yellin...She told me to umm...She told me...Uhh... To wash the dishes right now...And I told her to...

CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF! CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF!!!

And guess what...*hiccup* I have not seen my mom ever since that day...And umm...Somehow...I ended up...In this cool place...Called umm....Uhh...The Adoption Center...Yeah...

So that's how it all happened...Uhh...goodnight.

*falls on floor*[/quote]
Wow, you drink alcohol you must think of your-self as really really cool, i admire that and i want to become more cool like you.

:baaa:

ledmonkey · 02-03-2004, 11:53 AM

The kids twelve he doesn't understand that stuff isn't funny:P

Ikaruga · 02-03-2004, 06:03 PM

W-why are you being such a jerk...I mean...I'm just postin man! You dont have to be an asshole about everything I post Ok?...I mean..if you cant say nothin nice...dont say nothin at all...

Now to the other story...

I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window...

Then...

She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right...

And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day....

*pulls out a truckload of beer*

Man these are good...

Edited By Ikaruga on Feb. 03 2004 at 21:05

$ilent K!ller · 02-03-2004, 06:11 PM

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ost_uid0="Ikaruga"]Now to the other story...

I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window...

Then...

She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right...

And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day....

*pulls out a truckload of beer*

Man these are good...[/quote]
man if my mama slaped me id slap her back.....then id run :laughlong:

wolvamat · 02-04-2004, 02:05 AM

Quote:

I mean..if you cant say nothin nice...dont say nothin at all...

:lol: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA lol u listening to the teachers at shool to much! that was the lamest thing u could of said

Ikaruga · 02-04-2004, 05:29 AM

How did...How did you know...I mean...Oh geese...The teachers did say that...Erm...Uhh...Lemme tell you another story...

I was at school...a.k.a. the hell hole...And umm...I was in class for 1st period...And then...there were these 7 dudes...you know...they were talkin...then the looked at me...And I said "wassup" like anyone would say...Then the bell for 2nd period rang...And then...the 7 dudes were following me...1 of them...tripped me...and then I fell...

And then...

THEY JUMPED ME...ALL 7 OF THEM JUMPED ME LIKE A FRIGGIN TRAMPOLINE...And they kept jumpin me...until after school...

Now my teacher...saw the whole thing...and..she didnt do anything...because she hated me...and all of the other kids in her class...I mean...She was a huge biatch...

So I crawled home...looking like a hobo...It's friggin hilarious...

And then...out of the bushes...SOME 3RD GRADERS JUMPED ME...

*Chris, your dinner is ready!*
I cant come to dinner mom...

*Chris, get down here and eat right now!!!*

NO MOM, I'M ON THE COMPUTER!!!

*Mom starts stomping up the starts*

OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.... :shocked:

ledmonkey · 02-04-2004, 11:54 AM

All I'm sayin is that its not funny......

EvilAkuma · 02-04-2004, 01:20 PM

he just lieing that he drinking alcohol and he lieing about the story to. He just want to make ya think it real. Imagine drinking alcohol and u go to school and ur over there hiccuping or at home getting in trouble. Dude i been drinking alcohol and that happen to me. I get in trouble

Ikaruga · 02-04-2004, 03:45 PM

[quote

ost_uid0="ledmonkey"]All I'm sayin is that its not funny......[/quote]
If it's not funny to you...Than that's fine...No one cares if it isn't funny to you...

Oh wait she's still comin up the stairs...*locks door*

*CHRIS YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!*

Gotta run...*pulls out laptop*

*Mom busts down door*
CHRIS!!!

Bye Bye! *jumps out window*

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME!!

*runs away* Whew...glad that's over...Now All I have to do is head to the local liquer..I MEAN Grocery Store...

marvel911 · 02-04-2004, 06:27 PM

What the hell?..Ledmonkey makes more sense than whats going on in here...

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02-03-2004, 07:56 AM	#11
Saijin_Ryu Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere in England Posts: 4,082 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Ikaruga"]sups somemore beer Why hello...hiccup I'm Mr. Biggles...But you can call me...you can call me...uhh...um......... Uhhh.....hiccup Lemme tell you a story... I was like...In my room...you know...on my computer...lookin up porn....spammin ppl...hiccup Till one day...My mom came in...and told me to um...wash the dishes see,...And I told her...hiccup That I um....I ummm...Didn't feel like it... And then...hiccup...She turned off the computer...see? And then um...then she started yellin at me...She called me all kinds of stuff...Then, all hell broke loose...hiccup...When she was done yellin...She told me to umm...She told me...Uhh... To wash the dishes right now...And I told her to... <span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF! CLEAN 'EM YOURSELF!!!</span> And guess what...hiccup I have not seen my mom ever since that day...And umm...Somehow...I ended up...In this cool place...Called umm....Uhh...The Adoption Center...Yeah... So that's how it all happened...Uhh...goodnight. falls on floor[/quote] Wow, you drink alcohol you must think of your-self as really really cool, i admire that and i want to become more cool like you. :baaa:

02-03-2004, 11:53 AM	#12
ledmonkey Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: blar .......I mean blar? Posts: 4,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>The kids twelve he doesn't understand that stuff isn't funny:P</span> __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ledmonkey/badboyz.jpg[/img:sig_uid] ^^^My sucky old banner from last year... [b:sig_uid]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Do you like cookies?[/b:sig_uid]</span> <form> <input type="checkbox" name="Yes"> <input type="checkbox" name="No"> <input type="submit" value="Submit"> </form

02-03-2004, 06:03 PM	#13
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	W-why are you being such a jerk...I mean...I'm just postin man! You dont have to be an asshole about everything I post Ok?...I mean..if you cant say nothin nice...dont say nothin at all... Now to the other story... I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window... Then... She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right... And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day.... pulls out a truckload of beer Man these are good... Edited By Ikaruga on Feb. 03 2004 at 21:05 __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

02-03-2004, 06:11 PM	#14
$ilent K!ller Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: L.O.C London Ontario Canada! Posts: 1,034 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="Ikaruga"]Now to the other story... I was in my room...see...And umm...I was playin my super nintendo...Since my mom was on welfare...Kay? now this is what happened...She came in my room...yellin about my poor-ass grades...And I pretended...I was listening....Then...She threw my nintendo...out of the window... Then... She threw me down the steps...and sat me down at the table...with a sheet of paper...and a broken pencil...And she had me...spell my name...100 times...and for everytime I spelled it wrong...She'd bitch-slap me....And so...I NEVER SPELLED IT RIGHT...And guess what...my name was um...Chris...And what I spelled...was Arnold...Swartzenegger...I was suprised..That I could spell his name right... And so...we were up all night...I kept spellin my name wrong...And she kept slapping me...until the next day.... pulls out a truckload of beer Man these are good...[/quote] man if my mama slaped me id slap her back.....then id run :laughlong: __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y118/chewy911/Untitled-2copy.jpg[/img:sig_uid]

02-04-2004, 05:29 AM	#16
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	How did...How did you know...I mean...Oh geese...The teachers did say that...Erm...Uhh...Lemme tell you another story... I was at school...a.k.a. the hell hole...And umm...I was in class for 1st period...And then...there were these 7 dudes...you know...they were talkin...then the looked at me...And I said "wassup" like anyone would say...Then the bell for 2nd period rang...And then...the 7 dudes were following me...1 of them...tripped me...and then I fell... And then... THEY JUMPED ME...ALL 7 OF THEM JUMPED ME LIKE A FRIGGIN TRAMPOLINE...And they kept jumpin me...until after school... Now my teacher...saw the whole thing...and..she didnt do anything...because she hated me...and all of the other kids in her class...I mean...She was a huge biatch... So I crawled home...looking like a hobo...It's friggin hilarious... And then...out of the bushes...SOME 3RD GRADERS JUMPED ME... Chris, your dinner is ready! I cant come to dinner mom... Chris, get down here and eat right now!!! NO MOM, I'M ON THE COMPUTER!!! Mom starts stomping up the starts OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE.... :shocked: __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

02-04-2004, 11:54 AM	#17
ledmonkey Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: blar .......I mean blar? Posts: 4,076 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>All I'm sayin is that its not funny......</span> __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/ledmonkey/badboyz.jpg[/img:sig_uid] ^^^My sucky old banner from last year... [b:sig_uid]<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Do you like cookies?[/b:sig_uid]</span> <form> <input type="checkbox" name="Yes"> <input type="checkbox" name="No"> <input type="submit" value="Submit"> </form

02-04-2004, 01:20 PM	#18
EvilAkuma Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 2,847 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	he just lieing that he drinking alcohol and he lieing about the story to. He just want to make ya think it real. Imagine drinking alcohol and u go to school and ur over there hiccuping or at home getting in trouble. Dude i been drinking alcohol and that happen to me. I get in trouble __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://www.boomspeed.com/resident3/logo.gif[/img:sig_uid] ^It's up running. CLICK ON IT

02-04-2004, 03:45 PM	#19
Ikaruga Senior Member Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 303 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	[quoteost_uid0="ledmonkey"]<span style='font-size:7pt;line-height:100%'>All I'm sayin is that its not funny......</span>[/quote] If it's not funny to you...Than that's fine...No one cares if it isn't funny to you... Oh wait she's still comin up the stairs...locks door CHRIS YOU OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!!! Gotta run...pulls out laptop Mom busts down door CHRIS!!! Bye Bye! jumps out window YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY FROM ME!! runs away Whew...glad that's over...Now All I have to do is head to the local liquer..I MEAN Grocery Store... __________________ My thoughts do not dwell within the darkness of my past, yet I point my sword forward to reveal the light of my future.

02-04-2004, 06:27 PM	#20
marvel911 Senior Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Northern Hemisphere Posts: 6,610 Post Thanks / Like Thanks (Given): 0 Thanks (Received): 0 Likes (Given): 0 Likes (Received): 0 Dislikes (Given): 0 Dislikes (Received): 0 Points: 0 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 0 Post(s)	What the hell?..Ledmonkey makes more sense than whats going on in here... __________________ [img:sig_uid]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/mcclean/M911.gif[/img:sig_uid]

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