Using the public bathroom - An unpleasent situtation

[Evil-Blanka]

[quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...[/quote]
yo dont lol looke 1 time i was at a park it had toilets and stuff but i didnt want to use it do but i had a platic bag i tooke a dump in it then i whiped my ass with some leavs then i went around the park saying you want to touch my poop

[capcomman12213]

here is what ya do:stand up get a magazene and pull down ur pants then take a huge dump and when u get out say dang man thats gonna stink for a while(however before this make sure you have a fart machine and use it while u take ur turd)then people will never touch there butts to that stall (oh yeah make sure its a stinky one!)lol!



Edited By capcomman12213 on Aug. 09 2004 at 14:41

[Evil-Blanka]

[quoteost_uid0="capcomman12213"]here is what ya do:stand up get a magazene and pull down ur pants then take a huge dump and when u get out say dang man thats gonna stink for a while(however before this make sure you have a fart machine and use it while u take ur turd)then people will never touch there butts to that stall (oh yeah make sure its a stinky one!)lol! [/quote]
what the hell does that mean i seen that fart machine thing

[Vash]

[quoteost_uid0="~Mastermax~"]it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...[/quote]
Thanks for pointing that out and to what you just said you can sit on the toilet but you have to put some paper towels on the seat.

[Evil-Blanka]

[quoteost_uid0="Vash"][quoteost_uid0="_Mastermax_"]it's easy ya just gotta poop without sitting down, and i read in some book that the first stall is the cleanest becuase people always use the middle one.

and u spelled germs wrong vash...[/quote]
Thanks for pointing that out and to what you just said you can sit on the toilet but you have to put some paper towels on the seat.[/quote]
or you could just stand up and do it

[Angel-Eyes]

I think I have a semi-phobia of public bathrooms....


like when I go to poop....every thing is fine if its clean, quiet, and nobody is there...


but the instant I hear a noise or somthing, I have to "pinch" it off and start over, and by then I probably wont be able to start again.....

just hold it until you get home

[coolkilla]

[quoteost_uid0="dark-guardian"]Have you ever been in a time where you really have to go use the bathroom but your not at your house? No problem right? Just go take a pee in the store's toilet. but if you have to take a poop....Now thats another story.

As many foy you people know, many many people use the restroom at a public store, you dont know where their ass has been and it can be distugusting. Their toliets may be un clean, and the water inside the toilet looks un tempting. And lets not forget that theres no toilet paper, and the stall smells already. but the thing is you really have to go, and sooner or later, people are gonna smell an un pleasent smell coming from you.

So this thread is to tell the community what you would do in this "stinky" situation. Would you take your risk and try to play of the stench of your oder coming from your ass? Or would you take your chances on the toilet bowl?[/quote]
Lol dont you think you shouldve posted this is random insanity? I neva eva eva use public bathrooms Id rather hold it until I get home unless I am 1-2 hours away from home..

[DA_VIPA]

i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere

[Ludacris]

[quoteost_uid0="DA_VIPA"]i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere[/quote]
hope y'all don't wipe y'all asses with the itchy leaves and poop lol...........

y'all gonna get them hemarroids lol :corky:

[Evil-Blanka]

[quoteost_uid0="Ludacris"][quoteost_uid0="DA VIPA"]i just use the local bush to take a dump and the leaves to wipe my assy but if i need 2 piss then i just do it anywhere..i mean anywhere[/quote]
hope y'all don't wipe y'all asses with the itchy leaves and poop lol...........

y'all gonna get them hemarroids lol :corky:[/quote]
i remember when i was a lil kid my cousin use to tees me he said that i had a hemarroid on my head then i went to my dad i asked him he sai d get the hell out of here and my cousin kept teesing me then i got mad and started crying cuz when i was little i was a snitch i mean a snitch i told every thing every 1 believed me lol but i ant like that no more so then i told and he got grounded for a week whuaahah and i got to take his sega home